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07-09-2009, 11:45 AM
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looking at the "deep sea power lights" guy thread, and the current ownage he is experiencing makes me wonder...who has gotten owned the worst on WW? Who wins the flying fickle finger of fate?
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07-09-2009, 11:47 AM
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I think Dan Dulong or whatever his name got owned pretty bad on multiple threads.
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07-09-2009, 11:48 AM
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Ken from Bullet lines gets my vote.
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07-09-2009, 11:56 AM
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Remember RyanXstar or whatever his name was back about 4 years ago???? That was good reading!
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07-09-2009, 11:58 AM
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RyanXstar was damn funny. Seasick Audio guys were funny but shortlived. Any gymnasts?
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07-09-2009, 12:13 PM
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^^Ryan X-star was a classic! Another was the Chaparral salesman pretending to be interested in buying a boat he sells And of course, everyones favorite poster, Andy "bareftskier"
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07-09-2009, 12:16 PM
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Ok, 2 of these, as well as the DSPL thread are recent, but how 'bout brief summary on the others for those that missed it. They sound like they could be funny!
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07-09-2009, 12:23 PM
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Link to DSPL thread please?
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07-09-2009, 12:28 PM
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^^^ I think it has now disappeared!
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07-09-2009, 12:29 PM
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the only thing about RyanXstar he is had access to more money than you and i will ever dream about.. that kids parents are loaded
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07-09-2009, 12:46 PM
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Nacho hit it on the head.... I AM A LEVEL 10 GYMNAST!
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07-09-2009, 12:51 PM
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Oh and there is no way to provide a brief description of the level 10 gymnast or Ryan XStar...
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07-09-2009, 1:01 PM
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Was Ryanxstar the dude that had the barbed wire and spidered gel coat? I joined right as that was ending and caught a little of that? Can anyone find the thread? Current I'd have to give it to DD homeboy kept coming back for more and more and more.
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07-09-2009, 1:14 PM
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He had some gawd-awful ugly X-Star with every humanly possible option. If i'm not mistaken he was just a kid...an ignorant kid.
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07-09-2009, 1:16 PM
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"Holy Tige whore. Nice muffin top!" That could be the funniest thing I ever read on WakeWorld. Someone has to have saved the pic!
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07-09-2009, 1:17 PM
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He had some gawd-awful ugly X-Star with every humanly possible option. If i'm not mistaken he was just a kid...an ignorant kid. Yea, he was like 15 and BASHING MC left and right.
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07-09-2009, 1:17 PM
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David, You have to be referring to the dude with the tat. Please say someone has this pic?!
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07-09-2009, 1:20 PM
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lol the tige tat was classic!!!
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07-09-2009, 1:21 PM
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Ryan came on first post with how "his" (actually his dads) new X- Star sucked. ...It just went south from there. Yes, DD should get the flying fickle finger award. The way he kept coming back for more, just digging himself deeper and deeper with every post. ...Gotta hand it to the guy though, he's still posting. I would have been long gone, or at least changed my stage name.
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LMAO Tige tat was pretty damn good lol
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07-09-2009, 1:23 PM
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07-09-2009, 1:24 PM
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TIGE 4 LIFE :guitar:
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07-09-2009, 1:25 PM
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07-09-2009, 1:51 PM
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How about the guy that wanted to name his Malibu VLX Wakesetter, the grey and black one. That was one of the funniest things ever on this board, but it had a special meaning to me. You see, I had tried to buy the same boat that he just had, but the dealership that I was working with sold it out from under me, because they wanted me to buy a new boat from them instead of a used Malibu, they sold Nautique. So needless to say that when he wanted to name his boat, and people flamed him for it, hilarity followed. Can anyone else remember some of the names. All I can remember is Sausage Setter, Sausage Boat, and MaliBlew. If I recall, the picture he posted to name it by had about 8 guys in his boat. It was epic!
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07-09-2009, 2:06 PM
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Great thread to start! Good times.
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07-09-2009, 2:07 PM
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Rugdr, this person? He wanted to name his boat Domestic Violence http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/629663.html He was the one that purchased Tim White's RZ4 and there was another thread started about him powerturning down near Largo, FL
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07-09-2009, 2:15 PM
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Ryan xstar was classic. especially considering he thought his boat was "one of a kind". and then he bitched and moaned about it later on. but then again, I have never had my photo in Alliance or Wakeboarding mag, so I guess I can't really talk. Level 10 gymnast was one of the most classic threads ever. was it her, was it her mom posting? I don't think anyone will ever know. Chauntey or something was her name. she was pretty hot though. can I say that about her yet?
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07-09-2009, 2:24 PM
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Grape Smuggler is the only one I can come up with. He wanted to name it the Battleship or something equal in doucheyness. Or doucheocity. take your pick. I posted up "Oblation" but nobody got it. When you neuter a dog, sometimes there's a bit of leftover nutsac that just flops around between the dogs legs. Oblation is the floppy nutless sac and I thought it was a perfect fit for the dude's boat. After all, nobody on the boat looked like they really had a pair.
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07-09-2009, 2:34 PM
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Nacho - I'm lmao right now. My roommate's dog is a boxer with what is (as I now know) called major Oblation. And here I just thought it was a pouch for his chewing tobacco! Ryan X-star was back before I had my boat or even rode that much. Reading the thread was a lesson in how fast you can F yourself on the internet. Poor arrogant kid never saw it coming!
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07-09-2009, 2:39 PM
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Didnt that kids Xstar end up having spider cracks in the bow of the boat?
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07-09-2009, 2:48 PM
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Does someone have the link to Ryan X-star
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07-09-2009, 2:49 PM
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I still think it's pretty hard to top the Chap sales guy. Looks like he has slinked off into the emptyness of Oblationville, never to show his IP on here since.
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07-09-2009, 2:55 PM
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What about the Chap guy trying to tell us that wakesurfing behind an i/o was acceptable and safe.
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07-09-2009, 2:57 PM
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I don't think Oblation thread got deleted. Bell, that's not it. Somebody find that thing, it's great!
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07-09-2009, 2:57 PM
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The clown with the tramp stamp was the best. Does anyone know him? Do they ever let him live it down??
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07-09-2009, 2:58 PM
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RyanXstar hands down. That kid was rue-age!
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07-09-2009, 2:58 PM
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maliboner!!
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07-09-2009, 3:10 PM
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wow - that just got me 10 minutes closer to leaving the office!!!
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07-09-2009, 3:15 PM
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"I still think it's pretty hard to top the Chap sales guy. Looks like he has slinked off into the emptyness of Oblationville, never to show his IP on here since." I am friends with the guys boss. he was being ripped at work pretty regularly after that. I need to find out if he even still works there.
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07-09-2009, 3:15 PM
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OK I take it back the SausageSetter busted me up laughing! My vote needs to go there.
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07-09-2009, 3:15 PM
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Wow, there's more than I thought, maybe we should assign categories like: consistant pwnage, sucker punched, nice try a-hole, it's all about me, stalkers, my boat rocks and your's sux, etc
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07-09-2009, 3:26 PM
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Too too funny. Bocephus was in there ... and not scratching sores only the way that Bocephus could.
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07-09-2009, 3:43 PM
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I got this tatoo and all I got was pwoned on WW!!! n00b? Douche b? You call...I vote both! Oh and ps they sell board shorts in the mens section you don't have to buy boys smalls. To add insult to injury dudes girlfriend/wife had a skanky ass Fox tat up her side.
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Join Date: Oct 2008
07-09-2009, 3:59 PM
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I love this website! DD gets my vote everything that guy posted he got bashed for does anybody know what the other guy named his boat? SausageSetter might be the funniest name ever!
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07-09-2009, 4:19 PM
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The Domestic Violence" dude takes the cake, he got owned on atleast 2 forums, and then blamed it on his son!
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07-09-2009, 4:28 PM
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I haven't been on the site but about a year. From what I've seen DD has taken the most crap since then! Let's see some more good threads. The "help me name my boat" thread had me laughin' out loud.
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07-09-2009, 5:22 PM
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You know TigeMike that HeyGreg is going to PM us now
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07-09-2009, 6:08 PM
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Bocephus!! D-Bag + 1
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07-09-2009, 6:51 PM
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He can bring it on!!!!
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07-09-2009, 7:08 PM
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newty what ever happened to that bocephus clown? I agree with you, had like 3 different login names.
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07-09-2009, 7:51 PM
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that tramp stamp tige tat still makes me laugh and gets my vote. haha.
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07-09-2009, 8:22 PM
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Dan Dulong. I miss that guy.
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Join Date: May 2005
07-09-2009, 8:43 PM
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Slipknot I'm not sure. He got his ass chewed for his b.s and hating on an MB thread a while back. I haven't heard from him since. Its kind of a trend with him. I'm surprised we haven't heard from him in a while. Dulong was a piece of work too.
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07-09-2009, 8:48 PM
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Andy bareftskier always seemed to chime in on every thread relating it to footing and how barefooting was so much harder/ more fun
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07-10-2009, 12:36 AM
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I am on this site every day that I can. It is the summer so I do go to the lake at times. I am busy promoting and giving demo rides. I realized that their are many on here that just love to hate, so why bother with them. I usually can be found on find a third/be a third. I love taking people out on the boat. I have 80hrs on my 09. I stand behind my boat 100%. I would only ask that if anyone considering a new boat take a ride on a Wakecraft. Then come on here and tell everyone what you thought. Glad I could bring some fun and enjoyment to some,have a fun, safe, enjoyable season. Dan Dulong (Wakecraft Dealer, and proud owner of one)
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07-10-2009, 1:17 AM
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Not that is counts for anything Dan but I think your a cool guy. Keep up the effort!
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07-10-2009, 5:17 AM
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NACHO THAT IS IT!!!! You have officially made my day! That has got to be one of the funniest threads since I have been on here and like I said, it had a personal meaning to me. Name a wakeboat HAHAHA!!
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07-10-2009, 6:18 AM
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Im still laughing at the sausagesetter with David hasselhof photoshopped in the boat
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07-10-2009, 6:25 AM
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I gotta admit, Ryan "name my boat" has to win the sucker punched award... especially since he was a good sport about it.
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07-10-2009, 6:28 AM
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07-10-2009, 6:32 AM
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Yep the Hof takes the cake! But he did take it well, but it's proven, Karma can and will bite you in the butt and he is the prime example.
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07-10-2009, 9:21 AM
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All funny stuff, but as far as pwnage goes I have to agree with Sam. Not that I think it was a major transgression, it's just that Ken unequivocally, indisputably and undeniably got caught red-handed in the gel coat repair thread. LOL
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07-13-2009, 9:40 PM
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what about mine?
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07-13-2009, 10:20 PM
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^^^^yours was pretty good dude, but you learned from it!!! ryans xstar thread was way better though.
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07-14-2009, 12:53 AM
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yeah so it seems haha. Is he still around?
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07-14-2009, 7:54 AM
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I've heard it before - but there needs to be some kind of awards each year for threads. Could have different categories - most pwnage, most informative, etc. Then the awards page could be always available (with all the nominees) and links to those threads.
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07-14-2009, 8:28 AM
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I started cruising WW right about the start of Ryan Xstar. That thread will always be my favorite. wawawa I want to cry about my $100K boat, it sucks wawawa MC should replace it wawawa I'm not a spoiled kid..... CLASSIC
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john211, the Ryan thread you found what not the best of them all, there is another that he rants about his spider cracks in his gel coat. That thread rulls!
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07-14-2009, 1:34 PM
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Is it this? Ryan may have lit the match but he certainly didn't fan the flame. Evidently his previous posts (which I'm done with searching for) had already excited all the venom. http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/288590.html
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07-15-2009, 12:51 PM
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Level 10 Gymnast will always be remembered. Search for it on WW and you'll find it used over and over. My vote goes to Chauntel. Check the link. Same chick differant hair color, look like she gave up the Wakeboarding thing. Maybe it was too hard for a level 10 gymnast. https://secure.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=277905&view_all=1
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/pwnt.
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07-15-2009, 7:56 PM
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Does anyone have a link to level 10 gymnist? or was it too long ago to be in the archives? I can't find it in the search...
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07-15-2009, 8:54 PM
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^I am also interested haha
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x3 on the lvl 10.
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x4
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Wasn't that in the Boat Bun thread that got deleted?
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