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By Ryan D (ogopogo) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 4:25 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
picked her up 2 weeks ago and she needs a name. It is light grey (mid stripe) with solid charcoal grey everywhere else. It looks like a battleship or destroyer with the 4 racks and the extended bimini. We took the the big wakesetter decals off as well, very clean looking.

So we want a good warship name? preference on ones that aren't on the bottom of the ocean just for lucks sake.

Sorry this is the only pic I have right now, will try and get some tonight. and yes it was a sausage party last night.

Upload

 
By Ethan Johnson (ethan31) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 4:47 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
The mayflower
 
By taco (cassetteboy777) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 4:47 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Mastercraft killer?
hahahaha

 
By Ryan D (ogopogo) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 4:48 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
hmmmmm, that doesn't sound very tough???? whats the story?

nevermind, looking for something that wasn't sailed powered and had big "guns"

(Message edited by ogopogo on July 12, 2007)

 
By Ryan D (ogopogo) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 4:50 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
taco, not bad. not very many Mc's around here, or there is but they don't get used, at least not for wakeboarding.
 
By all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 5:28 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
you should name it " second best"
 
By Tom March (tomcalabria) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 5:54 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Lead Balls
 
By taco (cassetteboy777) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 5:57 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Or "not a complete rip-off"
 
By Doug (supradoug) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 6:02 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"gray ghost"
 
By Rich Ellyson (rzrich) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 6:13 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
SS Bismarck (it may have sank) in our crew "launching a Bismarck" has a different meaning though
 
By ryan andrews (drewsnautique94) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 6:30 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"not a nautique"
 
By chris (worththewake) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 6:35 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
S.S. WAKETHROWER?
 
By g (roomservice) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 6:35 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
How bout "Steve", or is it already taken?

SS Bismarck (it may have sank) in our crew "launching a Bismarck" has a different meaning though.

That's funny, aka "Big Floater", that's a good name too.}

(Message edited by roomservice on July 12, 2007)

 
By Shawn Hammond (eargasm) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 6:45 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
STEALTH RIDER
 
By jason (hbguy) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 7:27 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Judging from the picture --

SAUSAGESETTER

 
By Brian Kaufman (madison_boarder) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 8:11 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
You said "
nevermind, looking for something that wasn't sailed powered and had big "guns""

Why not ye olde U.S.s. Constitution... AKA, "Old Ironsides" ? :-)

Flying Dutchman? he he he

Or Sir Francis Drake's ship (first Captain to circumnavigate the globe): the "Golden Hind"


Ok, I don't have any great Ideas... The Bismarck is a gr\eat name...

Or, since you "sink" the boat when weighted.. how about the Nautilus?

end of rambling :-)

 
By Billy (woreout) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 8:13 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
^^^^^ I agree the pic says...
Sausage Hauler
WeinerBu
Swordfighter
Wet Willy

 
By Ethan Johnson (ethan31) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 8:22 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Tuna Troller
 
By Nick Tomsyck (sidekicknicholas) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 8:26 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"Not a nautique" or
"Sausage Hauler"

 
By Bocephus (bocephus) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 8:42 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
The Moniter or the Merrimack.

Maybe the Yamato...

 
By Kevin (deltaboy) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 9:57 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Bone Smuggler
 
By Kevin (deltaboy) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 9:59 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Malibator
 
By Aquahawkę (aquahawk) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 10:33 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Gray Area
Gray Matter
Road Grayder
We're not all Gray, we're just happy

(Message edited by aquahawk on July 12, 2007)

 
By rick ator (mkperceptions) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 10:45 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
this wont fit your battleship motife but how about "My anti drug"
 
By Nick C (wakedude83) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 6:41 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Warships don't have names on them - so don't put a name on it. Save that for the IOs!
 
By Shawn (shawns_no_good) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:42 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
http://www.navy.mil/navydata/ships/battleships/bb-list.asp
All the battleships were named after states

 
By Nick C (wakedude83) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:44 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
You got me.
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:45 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Can "O" Tuna
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:46 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
six pack of Dack
 
By Brian Kaufman (madison_boarder) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:46 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
U.S.S. Wisconsin :-) Gotta love battleships :-)
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:47 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
malibu's most wanted
 
By Trapper (canucked) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:48 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
lol "sausagesetter"

I spit water out of my mouth when i read that


 
By Shawn (shawns_no_good) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:48 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Just name it Destroyer
 
By CAR (super_air) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:48 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
" BUNNLESS "
 
By Shawn (shawns_no_good) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:49 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
"You sunk my battleship"?
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:51 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
BOO HOO!
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 8:57 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
RainBu
 
By Shawn (shawns_no_good) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 9:06 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
You should totally name it Shawn, after the coolest person in all of America
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 9:07 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
The "Boner Toner"
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 9:09 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
"bone thug n' Homony"
 
By Nickbot (nickbot) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 9:28 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Edmund Fitzgerald
 
By rick (justcoz5) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 10:28 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
"Appletini"
 
By Roddyrod (wakeslife) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 10:30 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
"Hey that dude stole my shorts"
 
By Nickbot (nickbot) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 10:46 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
OH WA TA NAH SY AM...say it over and over again...
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 10:50 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
crap bag
 
By Chris Olsson (moondoggie) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 10:52 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
sorry guys, having too much fun with this thread....
 
By Ryan D (ogopogo) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 11:14 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Crap bag??? oh sorry I saw your profile.
 
By Nick Harvey (dfwharvey) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 11:41 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
B-O-A-T

Who names a wakeboard boat anyway?

 
By Marc (wake_pirate) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 11:48 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Bone Smuggler....Sausagesetter.....LMAO
 
By Aquahawkę (aquahawk) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 12:01 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
B-O-r-A-T

Upload}

 
By innov8actionsports.com (innov8) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 12:19 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"AQUAHOLIC"
 
By Rich Ellyson (rzrich) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 12:37 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
SS Ram-rod ...
 
By NAW (ripr) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 12:56 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
I think it already has a name.

"Malibu"

 
By Aquahawkę (aquahawk) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 2:48 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
innov I believe I have that trademark

lol

 
By Billy (woreout) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 7:01 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Maliboner
Malibun
Off Shore Driller
Off Shore Drilla
Wakezilla
The Purple Helmet
Little man in the boat
Weak Floor (couldnt help it)
MC Slammer

 
By Marc (wake_pirate) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 9:01 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Banana Hammock??? I wouldnt name the boat. Its like someone said earlier leave it for Hot Boats & I/O's
 
By Bocephus (bocephus) on Sunday, July 15, 2007 - 2:05 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
We call my boat:


"THE GOLDEN CALF"

If you have any knowledge of the Bible you will understand...

 
By Cliff Griffin (seattle) on Sunday, July 15, 2007 - 2:35 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"Cabin Boy"
 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 7:29 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Pole Barn
or Sausage Factory

This thread cracked me up so I have to participate.

 
By John Sorensen (johns) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 7:50 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Grape Smugglers
 
By Ryan D (ogopogo) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 1:32 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Wow...... keep em coming cool guys. Should I photo shop some bikinis on those boys for you?
 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 1:54 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Since it's a warship, I'll see you at the battle of the bulge.

All in good fun mate. You have to admit the some of the names are funny. Enjoy the new ride.

 
By Ben (bennygoodx) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 2:06 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
These names are hilarious.
 
By AndY (andy13) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 3:09 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
optimus prime
 
By HD (hdrew) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 7:37 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Don't name a wakeboat. But if you must, just keep it to yourself.

 
By Brannon (fullspeed) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 8:08 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Ryan, I know you were thinking of battle ship names that had big guns, but how about "Millennium Falcon" Star Wars Han Solo ship.

Millennium Falcon

 
By all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2) on Monday, July 16, 2007 - 8:10 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"i lean to the left"
 
By Tim (srock) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 7:07 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Meat Machine
 
By all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 7:10 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
st johns playhouse
 
By Rich Ellyson (rzrich) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 7:14 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
SS Don't ask - Don't tell

Sorry Ryan, I can't help myself..

 
By Ty (lake_side) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 8:00 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
this made my morning a little better or maybe alot. don't name the boat it's not big enough
 
By Tim (srock) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 8:35 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
How about "Dog Balls"
 
By Nickbot (nickbot) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 9:30 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Serve the Curve
 
By toddkerschbaumer (tktige) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 1:26 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
If you want a great Battleship how about

"BIG MO" USS Missouri

 
By Aquahawkę (aquahawk) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 1:36 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
MaliBoat?
 
By Mike Capuzzo (cccbuilders) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 8:32 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
lol "sausagesetter"

i 3rd the motion

 
By mike asch (mikea) on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 4:59 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
BOHICA
cleveland steamer

 
By Enzosurfer (hk308) on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 8:37 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
rainbu and appletini cracked me up, lmao

how about USS Baby Ruth

 
By James Collinge (jcollinge) on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 2:30 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
We saw a MC called "Virgin Slayer" a couple of weeks ago. It was hilarious... Seriously, don't name the boat anything.
 
By nacho (denverd1) on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 2:37 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Oblation
 
By Brandon Link (hyperlink) on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 2:59 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"MeatWagon"
 
By bullit (bullit) on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 5:09 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"maliboob"
 
By alan plotz (alanp) on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 5:14 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
holy crap that was a good read!!! i was lmao. sausagesetter takes it hands down
 
By Kevin (deltaboy) on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 5:17 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
I know its a little out of context but what about Clam Smacker
 
By jason (hbguy) on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 5:54 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Ryan, we call my boat the sausagesetter whenever we have all dudes in the boat, which is quite often!!

For a legitimate name for a wakeboat, I always thought that "BUTTERKNIFE" was cool. We were going to name our boat that until we came to the conclusion that naming a wake boat is lame.

(Message edited by hbguy on July 19, 2007)

 
By Darcy (air_warrior) on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 3:41 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
ahhhhh, I can't stop laughing ....never mind come up with a name ... too funny.
 
By Darcy (air_warrior) on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 3:43 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
sausagesetter's the best ... it's got my vote!
 
By Bevan (stxr_racer) on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 3:45 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Bob!
 
By HD (hdrew) on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 4:13 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
I photoshopped the pic, but I'm not sure I want to post it. hmmm have to think about it.
 
By Erik Jernberg (juniorhawk) on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 9:03 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
This thread was over at Sausagesetter.

Perfection.

 
By Ben (bennygoodx) on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 10:32 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Clearly not the "Beaver Retriever".... My boat's invisible name.
 
By nbeihl (nbeihl) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 12:41 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
HD (hdrew),

Display your hard work.

 
By HD (hdrew) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 12:53 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Only if Ryan doesn't take any offense to it. It may be too risky.
 
By rick (justcoz5) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 1:41 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Look at some of the names people want to give his boat, you think he is gonna take anymore offense?
 
By Ben (bennygoodx) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 2:31 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
POST THE PHOTOSHOP RENDERING.
 
By HD (hdrew) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 2:36 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Lol, ok :-)Upload
 
By Josh (downfortheride) on Sunday, July 22, 2007 - 11:59 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
God you can't post any pictures and be safe. Good work for a good laugh HD. Hell the slant and weight of the boat goes with the rendering.

 
By Marc (wake_pirate) on Sunday, July 22, 2007 - 12:32 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
2 Funny, my whole family is wondering why I'm laughing so hard, even got tears in my eyes. How about "Rainbow Warrior" ?
 
By David B. (dabell) on Sunday, July 22, 2007 - 1:16 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
LOL

What about Fruitsetter???

 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 9:01 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Malibudude
 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 9:04 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Weinermobile
 
By Randy (dudeman) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 9:13 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
After HD's shopped pic, you can now call it-

PacMan

 
By Kevin (premierwake136) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 9:35 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
nice boardshorts did you get them off of whiskey militia
 
By Jason Kranz (phatboypimp) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 10:26 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
I hope this thread never dies.....
 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 10:39 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
"Hangtime"
 
By Brandon Link (hyperlink) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 10:43 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
MaliBun!
 
By nacho (denverd1) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 11:02 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
Wangtime
 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 11:05 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
DonkeyRide
 
By HD (hdrew) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 12:11 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
..and the winner is..Upload
 
By all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 12:16 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
"hung like a pimple"
 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 1:48 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
We have a winner! Does this mean the fun is over? I bet Ryan is happy.

HD, why don't you pack a couple more sausages onto the boat and we can call your work complete. For good measure, throw in some deli sausages hanging from the tower.

 
By HD (hdrew) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 2:06 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
We have not heard back from Ryan yet, I hope he knows it is all in good fun. Only at his expense.
 
By Tim (srock) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 2:32 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
We've all been there. There's nobody on this board who has not had their sausage days on the water. If they haven't, they must be bumming a ride from their very cool girlfriend or mother.
 
By face planter (mastercraft1995) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 2:35 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Little Smokey's

I think everyone is giving them to much credit calling them sausage's.

 
By HD (hdrew) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 3:00 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
ok, one more...I can't help myself!! Sorry guys Upload
 
By Ryan D (ogopogo) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 3:07 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Wow, a 120 posts. You guys are so helpfull...... You think the flag will help me pick up some chicks?

Seriously, the girls that ride with us would probably make about 80% of the dudes who commented, look like bi#%hes on the water.

Not going to put any decals of a name on, I just think that it is bad luck to just call your boat the "boat".

HD your pretty good with photoshop, gotta give you credit.

 
By HD (hdrew) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 3:09 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Thanks Ryan, it is my job. Your being a really good sport about it!!
 
By David B. (dabell) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 3:31 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Well, it was fun when it lasted.
 
By all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 3:57 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
hey ryan. i will admit that i would be in that 80 % of guys that cant ride good. did you come to a conclusion yet? i also dont believe in the "dont name a wake boat"
 
By Ryan D (ogopogo) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 4:05 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Destroyer. Partly because it has "destroyed" my knees this summer.
 
By Randy (dudeman) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 4:09 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
HD, you're a riot.

Ryan, way to be a sport about the whole thing.

 
By David B. (dabell) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 4:30 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Or,

Destroyer

Because it got distroyed by this thread. :-) Glad that you still have your humor.

 
By all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 4:55 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
destroyed is cool.
 
By chris (rio_sanger) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 7:36 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
Shoulda bought a Calabria...Upload
 
By 882001 (882001) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 7:57 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
the weenie getter
 
By Trevor Dean (drilldaddy78) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 8:35 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
The Dingie
 
By alan plotz (alanp) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 9:12 pm:    Edit Post Delete Post
HD- thank you. i was literally crying.
 
By Tim (srock) on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 - 5:29 am:    Edit Post Delete Post
I agree, a small boat does not need a name on the hull but to have a name to refer to the boat is good. I found boats kinda name themselves after a while.

Destroyer is good but I bet when its all guys for the day and someone says "who's going" your response will be were taking the sausagesetter.

 
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