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picked her up 2 weeks ago and she needs a name. It is light grey (mid stripe) with solid charcoal grey everywhere else. It looks like a battleship or destroyer with the 4 racks and the extended bimini. We took the the big wakesetter decals off as well, very clean looking.
So we want a good warship name? preference on ones that aren't on the bottom of the ocean just for lucks sake.
Sorry this is the only pic I have right now, will try and get some tonight. and yes it was a sausage party last night.
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The mayflower
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Mastercraft killer?
hahahaha
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hmmmmm, that doesn't sound very tough???? whats the story?
nevermind, looking for something that wasn't sailed powered and had big "guns"
(Message edited by ogopogo on July 12, 2007)
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taco, not bad. not very many Mc's around here, or there is but they don't get used, at least not for wakeboarding.
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you should name it " second best"
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Lead Balls
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Or "not a complete rip-off"
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"gray ghost"
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SS Bismarck (it may have sank) in our crew "launching a Bismarck" has a different meaning though 
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"not a nautique"
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S.S. WAKETHROWER?
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How bout "Steve", or is it already taken?
SS Bismarck (it may have sank) in our crew "launching a Bismarck" has a different meaning though.
That's funny, aka "Big Floater", that's a good name too.}
(Message edited by roomservice on July 12, 2007)
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STEALTH RIDER
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Judging from the picture --
SAUSAGESETTER
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You said "
nevermind, looking for something that wasn't sailed powered and had big "guns""
Why not ye olde U.S.s. Constitution... AKA, "Old Ironsides" ? :-)
Flying Dutchman? he he he
Or Sir Francis Drake's ship (first Captain to circumnavigate the globe): the "Golden Hind"
Ok, I don't have any great Ideas... The Bismarck is a gr\eat name...
Or, since you "sink" the boat when weighted.. how about the Nautilus?
end of rambling 
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^^^^^ I agree the pic says...
Sausage Hauler
WeinerBu
Swordfighter
Wet Willy
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Tuna Troller
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"Not a nautique" or
"Sausage Hauler"
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The Moniter or the Merrimack.
Maybe the Yamato...
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Bone Smuggler
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Malibator
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Gray Area
Gray Matter
Road Grayder
We're not all Gray, we're just happy
(Message edited by aquahawk on July 12, 2007)
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this wont fit your battleship motife but how about "My anti drug"
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Warships don't have names on them - so don't put a name on it. Save that for the IOs!
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http://www.navy.mil/navydata/ships/battleships/bb-list.asp
All the battleships were named after states
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You got me.
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Can "O" Tuna
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six pack of Dack
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U.S.S. Wisconsin Gotta love battleships
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malibu's most wanted
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lol "sausagesetter"
I spit water out of my mouth when i read that
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Just name it Destroyer
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" BUNNLESS "
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"You sunk my battleship"?
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BOO HOO!
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RainBu
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You should totally name it Shawn, after the coolest person in all of America
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The "Boner Toner"
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"bone thug n' Homony"
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Edmund Fitzgerald
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"Appletini"
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"Hey that dude stole my shorts"
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OH WA TA NAH SY AM...say it over and over again...
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crap bag
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sorry guys, having too much fun with this thread....
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Crap bag??? oh sorry I saw your profile.
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B-O-A-T
Who names a wakeboard boat anyway?
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Bone Smuggler....Sausagesetter.....LMAO
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B-O-r-A-T
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"AQUAHOLIC"
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SS Ram-rod ...
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| By NAW (ripr) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 12:56 pm:
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I think it already has a name.
"Malibu"
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innov I believe I have that trademark
lol
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Maliboner
Malibun
Off Shore Driller
Off Shore Drilla
Wakezilla
The Purple Helmet
Little man in the boat
Weak Floor (couldnt help it)
MC Slammer
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Banana Hammock??? I wouldnt name the boat. Its like someone said earlier leave it for Hot Boats & I/O's
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We call my boat:
"THE GOLDEN CALF"
If you have any knowledge of the Bible you will understand...
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"Cabin Boy" 
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Pole Barn
or Sausage Factory
This thread cracked me up so I have to participate.
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Grape Smugglers
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Wow...... keep em coming cool guys. Should I photo shop some bikinis on those boys for you?
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Since it's a warship, I'll see you at the battle of the bulge.
All in good fun mate. You have to admit the some of the names are funny. Enjoy the new ride.
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These names are hilarious.
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optimus prime
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Don't name a wakeboat. But if you must, just keep it to yourself.
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Ryan, I know you were thinking of battle ship names that had big guns, but how about "Millennium Falcon" Star Wars Han Solo ship.
Millennium Falcon
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"i lean to the left"
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Meat Machine
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st johns playhouse
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SS Don't ask - Don't tell
Sorry Ryan, I can't help myself..
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this made my morning a little better or maybe alot. don't name the boat it's not big enough
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How about "Dog Balls"
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Serve the Curve
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If you want a great Battleship how about
"BIG MO" USS Missouri
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MaliBoat?
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lol "sausagesetter"
i 3rd the motion
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BOHICA
cleveland steamer
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rainbu and appletini cracked me up, lmao
how about USS Baby Ruth
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We saw a MC called "Virgin Slayer" a couple of weeks ago. It was hilarious... Seriously, don't name the boat anything.
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Oblation
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"MeatWagon"
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"maliboob"
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holy crap that was a good read!!! i was lmao. sausagesetter takes it hands down
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I know its a little out of context but what about Clam Smacker
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Ryan, we call my boat the sausagesetter whenever we have all dudes in the boat, which is quite often!!
For a legitimate name for a wakeboat, I always thought that "BUTTERKNIFE" was cool. We were going to name our boat that until we came to the conclusion that naming a wake boat is lame.
(Message edited by hbguy on July 19, 2007)
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ahhhhh, I can't stop laughing ....never mind come up with a name ... too funny.
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sausagesetter's the best ... it's got my vote!
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Bob!
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I photoshopped the pic, but I'm not sure I want to post it. hmmm have to think about it. 
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This thread was over at Sausagesetter.
Perfection.
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Clearly not the "Beaver Retriever".... My boat's invisible name.
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HD (hdrew),
Display your hard work.
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| By HD (hdrew) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 12:53 pm:
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Only if Ryan doesn't take any offense to it. It may be too risky.
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Look at some of the names people want to give his boat, you think he is gonna take anymore offense?
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POST THE PHOTOSHOP RENDERING.
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| By HD (hdrew) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 2:36 pm:
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Lol, ok 
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God you can't post any pictures and be safe. Good work for a good laugh HD. Hell the slant and weight of the boat goes with the rendering.
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2 Funny, my whole family is wondering why I'm laughing so hard, even got tears in my eyes. How about "Rainbow Warrior" ?
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LOL
What about Fruitsetter???
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Malibudude
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Weinermobile
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After HD's shopped pic, you can now call it-
PacMan
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nice boardshorts did you get them off of whiskey militia
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I hope this thread never dies.....
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"Hangtime"
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MaliBun!
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Wangtime
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DonkeyRide
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| By HD (hdrew) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 12:11 pm:
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..and the winner is..
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"hung like a pimple"
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We have a winner! Does this mean the fun is over? I bet Ryan is happy.
HD, why don't you pack a couple more sausages onto the boat and we can call your work complete. For good measure, throw in some deli sausages hanging from the tower.
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We have not heard back from Ryan yet, I hope he knows it is all in good fun. Only at his expense.
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We've all been there. There's nobody on this board who has not had their sausage days on the water. If they haven't, they must be bumming a ride from their very cool girlfriend or mother.
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Little Smokey's
I think everyone is giving them to much credit calling them sausage's.
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ok, one more...I can't help myself!! Sorry guys 
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Wow, a 120 posts. You guys are so helpfull...... You think the flag will help me pick up some chicks?
Seriously, the girls that ride with us would probably make about 80% of the dudes who commented, look like bi#%hes on the water.
Not going to put any decals of a name on, I just think that it is bad luck to just call your boat the "boat".
HD your pretty good with photoshop, gotta give you credit.
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Thanks Ryan, it is my job. Your being a really good sport about it!!
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Well, it was fun when it lasted.
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hey ryan. i will admit that i would be in that 80 % of guys that cant ride good. did you come to a conclusion yet? i also dont believe in the "dont name a wake boat"
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Destroyer. Partly because it has "destroyed" my knees this summer.
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HD, you're a riot.
Ryan, way to be a sport about the whole thing.
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Or,
Destroyer
Because it got distroyed by this thread. Glad that you still have your humor.
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destroyed is cool.
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Shoulda bought a Calabria... 
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the weenie getter
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The Dingie
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HD- thank you. i was literally crying.
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I agree, a small boat does not need a name on the hull but to have a name to refer to the boat is good. I found boats kinda name themselves after a while.
Destroyer is good but I bet when its all guys for the day and someone says "who's going" your response will be were taking the sausagesetter.
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