|picked her up 2 weeks ago and she needs a name. It is light grey (mid stripe) with solid charcoal grey everywhere else. It looks like a battleship or destroyer with the 4 racks and the extended bimini. We took the the big wakesetter decals off as well, very clean looking. |
So we want a good warship name? preference on ones that aren't on the bottom of the ocean just for lucks sake.
Sorry this is the only pic I have right now, will try and get some tonight. and yes it was a sausage party last night.
|Mastercraft killer? |
|hmmmmm, that doesn't sound very tough???? whats the story? |
nevermind, looking for something that wasn't sailed powered and had big "guns"
(Message edited by ogopogo on July 12, 2007)
|taco, not bad. not very many Mc's around here, or there is but they don't get used, at least not for wakeboarding.|
|you should name it " second best"|
|Or "not a complete rip-off"|
|SS Bismarck (it may have sank) in our crew "launching a Bismarck" has a different meaning though |
|"not a nautique"|
|How bout "Steve", or is it already taken? |
SS Bismarck (it may have sank) in our crew "launching a Bismarck" has a different meaning though.
That's funny, aka "Big Floater", that's a good name too.}
(Message edited by roomservice on July 12, 2007)
|Judging from the picture -- |
|You said " |
nevermind, looking for something that wasn't sailed powered and had big "guns""
Why not ye olde U.S.s. Constitution... AKA, "Old Ironsides" ? :-)
Flying Dutchman? he he he
Or Sir Francis Drake's ship (first Captain to circumnavigate the globe): the "Golden Hind"
Ok, I don't have any great Ideas... The Bismarck is a gr\eat name...
Or, since you "sink" the boat when weighted.. how about the Nautilus?
end of rambling
|^^^^^ I agree the pic says... |
|"Not a nautique" or |
|The Moniter or the Merrimack. |
Maybe the Yamato...
|Gray Area |
We're not all Gray, we're just happy
(Message edited by aquahawk on July 12, 2007)
|this wont fit your battleship motife but how about "My anti drug"|
|Warships don't have names on them - so don't put a name on it. Save that for the IOs!|
All the battleships were named after states
|You got me.|
|Can "O" Tuna|
|six pack of Dack|
|U.S.S. Wisconsin Gotta love battleships |
|malibu's most wanted|
|lol "sausagesetter" |
I spit water out of my mouth when i read that
|Just name it Destroyer|
|" BUNNLESS "|
|"You sunk my battleship"?|
|You should totally name it Shawn, after the coolest person in all of America|
|The "Boner Toner"|
|"bone thug n' Homony"|
|"Hey that dude stole my shorts"|
|OH WA TA NAH SY AM...say it over and over again...|
|sorry guys, having too much fun with this thread....|
|Crap bag??? oh sorry I saw your profile.|
Who names a wakeboard boat anyway?
|SS Ram-rod ...|
|By NAW (ripr) on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 12:56 pm:
|I think it already has a name. |
|innov I believe I have that trademark |
Off Shore Driller
Off Shore Drilla
The Purple Helmet
Little man in the boat
Weak Floor (couldnt help it)
|Banana Hammock??? I wouldnt name the boat. Its like someone said earlier leave it for Hot Boats & I/O's|
|We call my boat: |
"THE GOLDEN CALF"
If you have any knowledge of the Bible you will understand...
|"Cabin Boy" |
|Pole Barn |
or Sausage Factory
This thread cracked me up so I have to participate.
|Wow...... keep em coming cool guys. Should I photo shop some bikinis on those boys for you?|
|Since it's a warship, I'll see you at the battle of the bulge. |
All in good fun mate. You have to admit the some of the names are funny. Enjoy the new ride.
|These names are hilarious.|
|Don't name a wakeboat. But if you must, just keep it to yourself. |
|Ryan, I know you were thinking of battle ship names that had big guns, but how about "Millennium Falcon" Star Wars Han Solo ship. |
|"i lean to the left"|
|st johns playhouse|
|SS Don't ask - Don't tell |
Sorry Ryan, I can't help myself..
|this made my morning a little better or maybe alot. don't name the boat it's not big enough|
|How about "Dog Balls"|
|Serve the Curve|
|If you want a great Battleship how about |
"BIG MO" USS Missouri
|lol "sausagesetter" |
i 3rd the motion
|rainbu and appletini cracked me up, lmao |
how about USS Baby Ruth
|We saw a MC called "Virgin Slayer" a couple of weeks ago. It was hilarious... Seriously, don't name the boat anything.|
|holy crap that was a good read!!! i was lmao. sausagesetter takes it hands down|
|I know its a little out of context but what about Clam Smacker|
|Ryan, we call my boat the sausagesetter whenever we have all dudes in the boat, which is quite often!! |
For a legitimate name for a wakeboat, I always thought that "BUTTERKNIFE" was cool. We were going to name our boat that until we came to the conclusion that naming a wake boat is lame.
(Message edited by hbguy on July 19, 2007)
|ahhhhh, I can't stop laughing ....never mind come up with a name ... too funny.|
|sausagesetter's the best ... it's got my vote!|
|I photoshopped the pic, but I'm not sure I want to post it. hmmm have to think about it. |
|This thread was over at Sausagesetter. |
|Clearly not the "Beaver Retriever".... My boat's invisible name.|
|HD (hdrew), |
Display your hard work.
|By HD (hdrew) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 12:53 pm:
|Only if Ryan doesn't take any offense to it. It may be too risky.|
|Look at some of the names people want to give his boat, you think he is gonna take anymore offense?|
|POST THE PHOTOSHOP RENDERING.|
|By HD (hdrew) on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 2:36 pm:
|Lol, ok |
|God you can't post any pictures and be safe. Good work for a good laugh HD. Hell the slant and weight of the boat goes with the rendering. |
|2 Funny, my whole family is wondering why I'm laughing so hard, even got tears in my eyes. How about "Rainbow Warrior" ?|
What about Fruitsetter???
|After HD's shopped pic, you can now call it- |
|nice boardshorts did you get them off of whiskey militia|
|I hope this thread never dies.....|
|By HD (hdrew) on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 12:11 pm:
|..and the winner is..|
|"hung like a pimple"|
|We have a winner! Does this mean the fun is over? I bet Ryan is happy. |
HD, why don't you pack a couple more sausages onto the boat and we can call your work complete. For good measure, throw in some deli sausages hanging from the tower.
|We have not heard back from Ryan yet, I hope he knows it is all in good fun. Only at his expense.|
|We've all been there. There's nobody on this board who has not had their sausage days on the water. If they haven't, they must be bumming a ride from their very cool girlfriend or mother.|
|Little Smokey's |
I think everyone is giving them to much credit calling them sausage's.
|ok, one more...I can't help myself!! Sorry guys |
|Wow, a 120 posts. You guys are so helpfull...... You think the flag will help me pick up some chicks? |
Seriously, the girls that ride with us would probably make about 80% of the dudes who commented, look like bi#%hes on the water.
Not going to put any decals of a name on, I just think that it is bad luck to just call your boat the "boat".
HD your pretty good with photoshop, gotta give you credit.
|Thanks Ryan, it is my job. Your being a really good sport about it!!|
|Well, it was fun when it lasted.|
|hey ryan. i will admit that i would be in that 80 % of guys that cant ride good. did you come to a conclusion yet? i also dont believe in the "dont name a wake boat"|
|Destroyer. Partly because it has "destroyed" my knees this summer.|
|HD, you're a riot. |
Ryan, way to be a sport about the whole thing.
Because it got distroyed by this thread. Glad that you still have your humor.
|destroyed is cool.|
|Shoulda bought a Calabria...|
|the weenie getter|
|HD- thank you. i was literally crying.|
|I agree, a small boat does not need a name on the hull but to have a name to refer to the boat is good. I found boats kinda name themselves after a while. |
Destroyer is good but I bet when its all guys for the day and someone says "who's going" your response will be were taking the sausagesetter.