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roomservice 07-09-2009 11:45 AM

looking at the "deep sea power lights" guy thread, and the current ownage he is experiencing makes me wonder...who has gotten owned the worst on WW? <BR> <BR>Who wins the flying fickle finger of fate?

polarbill 07-09-2009 11:47 AM

I think Dan Dulong or whatever his name got owned pretty bad on multiple threads.

wake1823 07-09-2009 11:48 AM

Ken from Bullet lines gets my vote.

pdxWAKE.com 07-09-2009 11:56 AM

Remember RyanXstar or whatever his name was back about 4 years ago???? That was good reading!

denverd1 07-09-2009 11:58 AM

RyanXstar was damn funny. <BR>Seasick Audio guys were funny but shortlived. <BR> <BR>Any gymnasts?

rio_sanger 07-09-2009 12:13 PM

^^Ryan X-star was a classic! <BR> <BR>Another was the Chaparral salesman pretending to be interested in buying a boat he sells <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/uhoh.gif" border=0> <BR> <BR>And of course, everyones favorite poster, Andy "bareftskier"

chpthril 07-09-2009 12:16 PM

Ok, 2 of these, as well as the DSPL thread are recent, but how 'bout brief summary on the others for those that missed it. They sound like they could be funny!

trace 07-09-2009 12:23 PM

Link to DSPL thread please?

chpthril 07-09-2009 12:28 PM

^^^ I think it has now disappeared!

ryanbush11 07-09-2009 12:29 PM

the only thing about RyanXstar he is had access to more money than you and i will ever dream about.. that kids parents are loaded

zo1 07-09-2009 12:46 PM

Nacho hit it on the head.... <BR> <BR>I AM A LEVEL 10 GYMNAST!

zo1 07-09-2009 12:51 PM

Oh and there is no way to provide a brief description of the level 10 gymnast or Ryan XStar...

hatepain 07-09-2009 1:01 PM

Was Ryanxstar the dude that had the barbed wire and spidered gel coat? I joined right as that was ending and caught a little of that? Can anyone find the thread? Current I'd have to give it to DD homeboy kept coming back for more and more and more.

loudontn 07-09-2009 1:14 PM

He had some gawd-awful ugly X-Star with every humanly possible option. If i'm not mistaken he was just a kid...an ignorant kid.

wakeworld 07-09-2009 1:16 PM

"Holy Tige whore. Nice muffin top!" <BR> <BR>That could be the funniest thing I ever read on WakeWorld. Someone has to have saved the pic!

zo1 07-09-2009 1:17 PM

<b>He had some gawd-awful ugly X-Star with every humanly possible option. If i'm not mistaken he was just a kid...an ignorant kid.</b> <BR> <BR>Yea, he was like 15 and BASHING MC left and right.

loudontn 07-09-2009 1:17 PM

David, <BR> <BR>You have to be referring to the dude with the tat. Please say someone has this pic?!

brucemac 07-09-2009 1:20 PM

lol the tige tat was classic!!!

rio_sanger 07-09-2009 1:21 PM

Ryan came on first post with how "his" (actually his dads) new X- Star sucked. ...It just went south from there. <BR> <BR>Yes, DD should get the flying fickle finger award. The way he kept coming back for more, just digging himself deeper and deeper with every post. <BR> ...Gotta hand it to the guy though, he's still posting. I would have been long gone, or at least changed my stage name.

mendo247 07-09-2009 1:22 PM

LMAO Tige tat was pretty damn good lol

brucemac 07-09-2009 1:23 PM

i don't have an account, but they're here: <BR><a href="http://www.tigeowners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7545" target="_blank">http://www.tigeowners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7545</a>

brucemac 07-09-2009 1:24 PM

TIGE 4 LIFE :guitar:

dudeman 07-09-2009 1:25 PM

Here's the link to the dude with the tramp stamp. <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/614737.html#POST1230402" target="_blank">http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/614737.html#POST1230402</a>

rugdr 07-09-2009 1:51 PM

How about the guy that wanted to name his Malibu VLX Wakesetter, the grey and black one. That was one of the funniest things ever on this board, but it had a special meaning to me. You see, I had tried to buy the same boat that he just had, but the dealership that I was working with sold it out from under me, because they wanted me to buy a new boat from them instead of a used Malibu, they sold Nautique. So needless to say that when he wanted to name his boat, and people flamed him for it, hilarity followed. Can anyone else remember some of the names. All I can remember is Sausage Setter, Sausage Boat, and MaliBlew. If I recall, the picture he posted to name it by had about 8 guys in his boat. It was epic!

brett564 07-09-2009 2:06 PM

Great thread to start! Good times.

dabell 07-09-2009 2:07 PM

Rugdr, <BR> <BR>this person? <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/biggrin.gif" border=0> He wanted to name his boat Domestic Violence <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/629663.html" target="_blank">http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/629663.html</a> <BR> <BR>He was the one that purchased Tim White's RZ4 and there was another thread started about him powerturning down near Largo, FL

ttrigo 07-09-2009 2:15 PM

Ryan xstar was classic. especially considering he thought his boat was "one of a kind". and then he bitched and moaned about it later on. but then again, I have never had my photo in Alliance or Wakeboarding mag, so I guess I can't really talk. <BR> <BR>Level 10 gymnast was one of the most classic threads ever. was it her, was it her mom posting? I don't think anyone will ever know. Chauntey or something was her name. she was pretty hot though. can I say that about her yet? <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>

denverd1 07-09-2009 2:24 PM

Grape Smuggler is the only one I can come up with. He wanted to name it the Battleship or something equal in doucheyness. Or doucheocity. take your pick. <BR> <BR>I posted up "Oblation" but nobody got it. When you neuter a dog, sometimes there's a bit of leftover nutsac that just flops around between the dogs legs. Oblation is the floppy nutless sac and I thought it was a perfect fit for the dude's boat. After all, nobody on the boat looked like they really had a pair.

fatsac 07-09-2009 2:34 PM

Nacho - I'm lmao right now. My roommate's dog is a boxer with what is (as I now know) called major Oblation. <BR>And here I just thought it was a pouch for his chewing tobacco! <BR>Ryan X-star was back before I had my boat or even rode that much. Reading the thread was a lesson in how fast you can F yourself on the internet. Poor arrogant kid never saw it coming!

pierce_bronkite 07-09-2009 2:39 PM

Didnt that kids Xstar end up having spider cracks in the bow of the boat?

rbeckei 07-09-2009 2:48 PM

Does someone have the link to Ryan X-star

roomservice 07-09-2009 2:49 PM

I still think it's pretty hard to top the Chap sales guy. Looks like he has slinked off into the emptyness of Oblationville, never to show his IP on here since.

dabell 07-09-2009 2:55 PM

What about the Chap guy trying to tell us that wakesurfing behind an i/o was acceptable and safe. <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/wink.gif" border=0>

denverd1 07-09-2009 2:57 PM

I don't think Oblation thread got deleted. Bell, that's not it. Somebody find that thing, it's great!

bill_airjunky 07-09-2009 2:57 PM

The clown with the tramp stamp was the best. Does anyone know him? Do they ever let him live it down??

bbeach 07-09-2009 2:58 PM

RyanXstar hands down. That kid was rue-age!

denverd1 07-09-2009 2:58 PM

YES!!! <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/474548.html" target="_blank">http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/474548.html</a>

denverd1 07-09-2009 3:01 PM

maliboner!!<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

froese 07-09-2009 3:10 PM

wow - that just got me 10 minutes closer to leaving the office!!!

ttrigo 07-09-2009 3:15 PM

"I still think it's pretty hard to top the Chap sales guy. Looks like he has slinked off into the emptyness of Oblationville, never to show his IP on here since." <BR> <BR>I am friends with the guys boss. he was being ripped at work pretty regularly after that. I need to find out if he even still works there.

bbeach 07-09-2009 3:15 PM

OK I take it back the SausageSetter busted me up laughing! My vote needs to go there. <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>

roomservice 07-09-2009 3:15 PM

Wow, there's more than I thought, maybe we should assign categories like: consistant pwnage, sucker punched, nice try a-hole, it's all about me, stalkers, my boat rocks and your's sux, etc

john211 07-09-2009 3:26 PM

Too too funny. Bocephus was in there ... and not scratching sores only the way that Bocephus could.

hatepain 07-09-2009 3:43 PM

I got this tatoo and all I got was pwoned on WW!!! n00b? Douche b? You call...I vote both! <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/714582.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR> <BR>Oh and ps they sell board shorts in the mens section you don't have to buy boys smalls. <BR> <BR>To add insult to injury dudes girlfriend/wife had a skanky ass Fox tat up her side.

smuurph84 07-09-2009 3:59 PM

I love this website! DD gets my vote everything that guy posted he got bashed for does anybody know what the other guy named his boat? SausageSetter might be the funniest name ever!

chpthril 07-09-2009 4:19 PM

The Domestic Violence" dude takes the cake, he got owned on atleast 2 forums, and then blamed it on his son! <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

tcaz 07-09-2009 4:28 PM

I haven't been on the site but about a year. From what I've seen DD has taken the most crap since then! <BR> <BR>Let's see some more good threads. The "help me name my boat" thread had me laughin' out loud.

dabell 07-09-2009 5:22 PM

You know TigeMike that HeyGreg is going to PM us now <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/wink.gif" border=0>

newty 07-09-2009 6:08 PM

Bocephus!! <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0> <BR>D-Bag + 1

chpthril 07-09-2009 6:51 PM

He can bring it on!!!! <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/kiss.gif" border=0>

slipknot 07-09-2009 7:08 PM

newty what ever happened to that bocephus clown? I agree with you, had like 3 different login names.

882001 07-09-2009 7:51 PM

that tramp stamp tige tat still makes me laugh and gets my vote. haha.

lowend 07-09-2009 8:22 PM

Dan Dulong. <BR>I miss that guy.

newty 07-09-2009 8:43 PM

Slipknot I'm not sure. He got his ass chewed for his b.s and hating on an MB thread a while back. I haven't heard from him since. Its kind of a trend with him. I'm surprised we haven't heard from him in a while. <BR>Dulong was a piece of work too.

wakeslife 07-09-2009 8:48 PM

Andy bareftskier always seemed to chime in on every thread relating it to footing and how barefooting was so much harder/ more fun <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/lol.gif" border=0>

wakeitnofakeit 07-10-2009 12:36 AM

I am on this site every day that I can. It is the summer so I do go to the lake at times. I am busy promoting and giving demo rides. I realized that their are many on here that just love to hate, so why bother with them. I usually can be found on find a third/be a third. I love taking people out on the boat. I have 80hrs on my 09. I stand behind my boat 100%. I would only ask that if anyone considering a new boat take a ride on a Wakecraft. Then come on here and tell everyone what you thought. <BR>Glad I could bring some fun and enjoyment to some,have a fun, safe, enjoyable season. <BR>Dan Dulong (Wakecraft Dealer, and proud owner of one)

ralph 07-10-2009 1:17 AM

Not that is counts for anything Dan but I think your a cool guy. Keep up the effort!

rugdr 07-10-2009 5:17 AM

NACHO THAT IS IT!!!! You have officially made my day! That has got to be one of the funniest threads since I have been on here and like I said, it had a personal meaning to me. Name a wakeboat HAHAHA!!<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

ironcross25 07-10-2009 6:18 AM

Im still laughing at the sausagesetter with David hasselhof photoshopped in the boat<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0>

roomservice 07-10-2009 6:25 AM

I gotta admit, Ryan "name my boat" has to win the sucker punched award...<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/biggrin.gif" border=0> especially since he was a good sport about it.

kirk 07-10-2009 6:28 AM

<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/714820.jpg" alt="Upload">

rugdr 07-10-2009 6:32 AM

Yep the Hof takes the cake! But he did take it well, but it's proven, Karma can and will bite you in the butt and he is the prime example.

jimr 07-10-2009 9:21 AM

All funny stuff, but as far as pwnage goes I have to agree with Sam. Not that I think it was a major transgression, it's just that Ken unequivocally, indisputably and undeniably got caught red-handed in the gel coat repair thread. LOL

themxercr85 07-13-2009 9:40 PM

what about mine? <img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/clipart/biggrin.gif" border=0>

westsiderippa 07-13-2009 10:20 PM

^^^^yours was pretty good dude, but you learned from it!!! <BR>ryans xstar thread was way better though.

themxercr85 07-14-2009 12:53 AM

yeah so it seems haha. Is he still around?

etakk7 07-14-2009 7:54 AM

I've heard it before - but there needs to be some kind of awards each year for threads. Could have different categories - most pwnage, most informative, etc. Then the awards page could be always available (with all the nominees) and links to those threads.

johnny_jr 07-14-2009 8:28 AM

I started cruising WW right about the start of Ryan Xstar. That thread will always be my favorite. <BR>wawawa I want to cry about my $100K boat, it sucks wawawa MC should replace it wawawa I'm not a spoiled kid..... <BR> <BR>CLASSIC

john211 07-14-2009 11:58 AM

I was curious. Wish I hadn't wasted my time. <BR> <BR><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050424024517/http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/217009.html?1112730185" target="_blank">http://web.archive.org/web/20050424024517/http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/217009.html?1112730185</a> <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/530023.html" target="_blank">http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/530023.html</a>

johnny_jr 07-14-2009 12:21 PM

john211, the Ryan thread you found what not the best of them all, there is another that he rants about his spider cracks in his gel coat. That thread rulls!

john211 07-14-2009 1:34 PM

Is it this? Ryan may have lit the match but he certainly didn't fan the flame. Evidently his previous posts (which I'm done with searching for) had already excited all the venom. <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/288590.html" target="_blank">http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/288590.html</a>

noti_dad 07-15-2009 12:51 PM

Level 10 Gymnast will always be remembered. Search for it on WW and you'll find it used over and over. My vote goes to Chauntel. Check the link. Same chick differant hair color, look like she gave up the Wakeboarding thing. Maybe it was too hard for a level 10 gymnast. <BR> <BR><a href="https://secure.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=277905&amp;view_all=1" target="_blank">https://secure.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=277905&amp;view_all=1</a>

adam 07-15-2009 3:23 PM

I had to do the honors.... <BR> <BR> <BR><a href="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/1/716466.html?1247696515" target="_blank">http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/1/716466.html?1247696515</a> <BR> <BR>LOL

saceone 07-15-2009 7:27 PM

<img src="http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/716838.jpg" alt="Upload"> <BR> <BR> <BR>/pwnt.

pwningjr 07-15-2009 7:56 PM

Does anyone have a link to level 10 gymnist? or was it too long ago to be in the archives? I can't find it in the search...

wakeborder5 07-15-2009 8:54 PM

^I am also interested haha

saceone 07-16-2009 2:32 AM

x3 on the lvl 10.

lowend 07-16-2009 4:21 AM


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kirk 07-16-2009 6:39 AM

Wasn't that in the Boat Bun thread that got deleted?

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