I'm selling "Wake Offsets", which wakeboard boat owners can purchase to offset the damage they have caused with their wakes. You can purchase them in increments of $100.00. All "Wake Offsets" revenue will be dispersed as I see fit, but mainly it will go to marketing campaigns and lobbyist. Rest assured, some of it will actually go towards repairing something. Send all cash (no checks or credit cards accepted) to my address listed below (I'll send you a receipt once I receive your money): Wake Offsets, Inc., LLC., Global, Unlimited 69 Beaver Circle Wakeville, USA
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