as quoted by the one and only dane cook... 'the news reporter was like " Well how did you get away?" He was like, "I just punched it and it let me go." Let's recap this. A SHARK come through the water... right and this guy... Hey! The shark "MMM" goes over to this guy... bites *ARGH*, this guy punches it in the face and a shark goes "ALRIGHT!" And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" shark lets you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"'
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