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06-17-2010, 5:29 AM
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I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "Ryan Xstar" by now. That was a classic from a couple or few years ago.
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There is mention of him by me on the first page, but this dude is so much more of a tool that it leaves Ryan in the shadows.
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06-17-2010, 6:41 AM
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All we need now is a name for the boat!! "Bottom Dweller"?! It fits the boat and the owner........
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Join Date: Sep 2008
06-17-2010, 10:02 AM
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Excellent name!!
How About "Douche Canoe"?
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06-17-2010, 10:26 AM
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How about "Lon-is-gone"
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Join Date: May 2003
06-17-2010, 11:38 AM
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How about TOOL TIME
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06-17-2010, 11:40 AM
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I can only think that if Lon was as eager to fight the flow of water into his boat as he is eager to fight the good people of Wakeworld, we might have avoided this situation altogether. But I digress, carry on.
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06-17-2010, 11:45 AM
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I think Sausage-Setter II is appropriate.
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06-17-2010, 12:01 PM
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boat names = got debt? , neversink, momas pist , ship happens haha , miss mymoney, flip her
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Join Date: Apr 2010
06-17-2010, 12:19 PM
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Excellent name!!
How About "Douche Canoe"?
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Location: SLC, UT 5600'
06-17-2010, 12:31 PM
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My other ride is a HUMMER
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06-17-2010, 1:42 PM
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^ Awesome!
"Soggy Sucka"
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06-17-2010, 2:10 PM
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Wow what a punk ass attitude Lon. Why would any of us want to come and see you? A minnie hummer and a X-80 ? that set up is gross IMO. X-80's are worthless unless your taking a trip from Miami to the Florida Keys. OG? Come on who calls themself an OG ? Last I checked Ice - T was the Original Gangster. And what is this statement about? (Anybody Want Some?) Are you calling us out ? Cause where I'm from, those would be fighting words. Just because you inherited Daddys money doesn't make you any better then the guy with a bayliner and payments!
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06-17-2010, 2:53 PM
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Here is a pic of OG LON "Back in Buisness"
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Join Date: Nov 2003
06-17-2010, 2:59 PM
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thats an insult to jackasses. lon is way lamer
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06-17-2010, 3:33 PM
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Lon, he's the most intersesting man in th world. In museums he's allowed to touch the art, hi mom has a tatto that says Lon, " I ( Lon) don't usually sink boats, but when I do, I prefer to suck Dos Dickies
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06-17-2010, 4:39 PM
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^^^ Dos Dickies!! Maybe the name of his new boat should be Dos Dinghy's
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06-17-2010, 6:47 PM
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I gotta give you guys kudos for creativity. Lon does get the SUPER DOUCHE award for 2010, Congratulations Lon.
There is a guy that lives a quarter mile from me that bought an X80 last year. I think it is an 08 and I have seen him launch and load a few times with no boards in his racks and of course if he did have some he would know that the 80 sucks for boarding.
I dropped my wife off at the dock last Saturday to get the truck and got to see him and four friends struggle to get that wale of a boat straight on the trailer. They actually had to tie a docking rope on it and pull it to get it on some what straight which took 15 minutes.
I do give him credit for using his Freightliner FL60 though. This dude has more money than brains.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
06-17-2010, 7:14 PM
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lon needs an x-80 trampstamp
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06-18-2010, 9:45 AM
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I think I found some footage of Lon's last fight. Looks like him fighting the guy that sunk his boat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_hf4WP2nU
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06-18-2010, 10:46 AM
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I think the best part about this thread is that Lon is probably some troll that just wanted to cause a ruckus. It is too damn funny though to quit now though.
This guy could probably kick Lon's Arse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
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06-18-2010, 11:16 AM
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If he's a troll, he was lucky to find a pic of what looks like an identical boat to post.
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06-18-2010, 12:27 PM
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Did you know Chuck Norris wears Lon Padjamas?
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Join Date: Jun 2003
06-18-2010, 12:46 PM
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Did you know Chuck Norris wears Lon Padjamas?
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In completely unrelated news I was up at Lake Almanor last week and helped Chuck Norris' wife out to her minivan with groceries. Chuck didn't even roundhouse kick me so I got that going for me.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
06-18-2010, 12:57 PM
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this is better than Ryan's Xstar
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Join Date: Jan 2009
06-18-2010, 2:33 PM
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Dave Williams, should place some of the more famous threads in like a "Hall of Fame" or something. That way we can all go and reminisce or see for the first time some of the more comical threads.
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06-18-2010, 2:39 PM
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Dave Williams, should place some of the more famous threads in like a "Hall of Fame" or something. That way we can all go and reminisce or see for the first time some of the more comical threads.
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Yeah, my all time favorites have been
The Sausagesetter
Tige Tramp Stamp
Ryan Xstar
This thread for sure
and any thread started by Dan Dulong or whatever his name is.
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Join Date: Sep 2009
06-18-2010, 2:41 PM
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Ok... Will someone please paste a link to the Ryan's Xstar thread. I somehow missed this and with all these great reviews feel that I need to read it.
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06-18-2010, 3:33 PM
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dont forget some of the clasic wake surf hating threads we had going for a while. clasic!!!
can someone photoshop lons x80 with ryans barbwire " one of a kind" gel coat and put sausage setter on the side then put a pic of the tige tramp stamp guy in the pic.
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06-18-2010, 4:05 PM
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^ With David Hasselholf in the boat in the tree?!?!?!
It could be the greatest picture EVER!
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06-19-2010, 7:36 AM
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i would read trampstamp {tige 4 life} if i could find it
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06-19-2010, 8:43 AM
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You mean this one? Substitute OG X80
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06-19-2010, 9:26 AM
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^^^what's even worse than a guy tramp stamp is a guy tramp stamp that is off-center. Should have used a better tattoo artist.
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06-19-2010, 11:59 AM
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Lon you stupid douche. I hate people like you who cruise the lake blaring "im on a boat" all F###ing day. This is wakeworld, we wakeboard here. We might not be as "fly" as you but at least every single one of us can ride. My left nut shreds harder than all 500 pounds of your fat ass.
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06-19-2010, 12:31 PM
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wow. what a horrible tat. bad location, bad graphic. weak color job by artist.
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06-19-2010, 2:12 PM
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Anyone who would get a Tige tattoo deserves such poor artistry.
PS: not a knock on Tige.
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06-19-2010, 2:18 PM
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Do a search for "pwned on WW" its a good thread
Here's the real Tige tat
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06-19-2010, 2:28 PM
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06-19-2010, 8:39 PM
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Originally Posted by hatepain
Do a search for "pwned on WW" its a good thread
Here's the real Tige tat
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Yea thats the "O.G" tramp stamp thread, some people. You can't even chaulk that up as being drunk, just no excuse........
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06-19-2010, 11:01 PM
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brian, i was just reading your link and had to lol, i forgot about level 10 gymnast, lmfao!!!!
what about that bay area winching thread???? god i cant remember it but its was seriously funny.
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Join Date: Jul 2006
06-20-2010, 12:00 AM
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LOL, I forgot about the Dan Dulong one. All I remember is it kept getting worse for him as time went on, and everytime he defended himself, he actually made it worse on himself. That was a classic. I can't remember what it was initially about though, and can't find the thread either.
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06-20-2010, 12:01 AM
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LOL, I forgot about the Dan Dulong one. All I remember is it kept getting worse for him as time went on, and everytime he defended himself, he actually made it worse on himself. That was a classic. I can't remember what it was initially about though, and can't find the thread either.
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06-20-2010, 1:58 AM
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Are you serious?! How...why would any dude think a tramp stamp tattoo would be cool...especially of a boat manufacturer. I wonder what the beam of that tattoo is now.
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06-20-2010, 5:43 AM
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Whether Lon is a troll or not does not change the fact that this thread is one of the funniest that I have EVAR read.
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06-20-2010, 10:33 AM
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that tramp stamp pic puts a smile on my face and makes me chuckle
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06-20-2010, 11:57 AM
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snokie would be proud of those juiced up guido geurillias.
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06-21-2010, 6:21 AM
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i dont want this thread to die...
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06-21-2010, 6:30 AM
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Perhaps the molesto of the fat cat is complete and Lon will return. We can only hope he returns soon to keep this thing sinking like his x-80!
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06-21-2010, 6:49 AM
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Please Lon come back with some of your wisdom!!
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06-21-2010, 9:15 AM
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I'll be Lon's proxy: All y'all punk haters better recognize that y'all just jealous, just cuz I got the blacked out lenses and a sucka free no payment X80!! You only wish you could get in the octagon with me, you only wish your gurl could be poopin on your boat while you be wakesurfin, you could only ever hope to fill your fake truck bed with 12s so everybody can hear you bumpin at the gas station, yeah thats right I spend alot of time at the gas station filling up my boat, my "truck" and picking up all the ladies, yeah I drink huge Rockstars and Alize and wear my flatbilled affliction hat slightly askew... WHAT!!?? Don't hate the player, hate the game!! NorCal for life b$(&hes!!
I've always wanted to talk like that, kind of like Tiger on Chapelle's show saying for shizzle,
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06-21-2010, 11:06 AM
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I held it together until Matt posted the jacka$$ in the dingy.
Then I was good again until the O.G. Tige tattoo surfaced.
C'mon guys you're killing me.
Lon is soooo '06 when everybody was paying "cash" with their equity lines. Apparently he's also 2010 when all those foreclosures came around.
Carry on.....
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I can't decide who is the bigger douchebag....Lon or either of the two idiots who got tattoo's on the back. C'mon tramp stamp as a guy? Really? and of TIGE?
mize well have an arrow point down his crack with "insert here".....geez.......
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06-21-2010, 11:53 AM
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Come on Lon, where ya at buddy? Put down that steroid needle and get off of Snookie and come chitty chat with us all!
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wow. didn't barb wire go out(if it was ever in) back in 95 when pamela lee made her movie? i wonder if that ryan guy and Lon are secretly lovers? at least best friends who practice ufc stuff with each other and compare types of roids and ways to become more the genre of people who make wakeboarders look bad.
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06-22-2010, 7:28 AM
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wow those pics bring back memories.... What year was that post? 05'ish?
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06-22-2010, 12:00 PM
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They are old, in fact you can get the Barbed carpet from Greakt Lakes on sale!
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06-22-2010, 1:39 PM
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I swear I saw that boat on Cedar Creek Lake in Texas over Memorial weekend. It was getting towed back to the marina by an I/O on Sunday or Monday.
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06-22-2010, 2:27 PM
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Anybody else notice the all white X80 for sale in the classifieds..............
(no offense to the seller, just found humor in the timing)
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06-22-2010, 5:12 PM
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I actually saw Lon's submarine at a mobile audio shop in Tracy, on east 11th street, last week. Tempted to stop and inquire about the boat, but at the end of the day, not worth my time. Doesn't exactly look "back in business" tho.
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i was just watching an episode of jersey shore. i've only seen one before and wanted to check it out again. holy shi# i can't believe any of these people. guys with fake tans, non useful muscle, and product in the hair like they have been soaking up BP oil. it's so laughable and frustrating. the women are just as bad if not worse. now the question is, which one is Lon? we know he got his $ for that boat from starring on the show.
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06-23-2010, 2:50 PM
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BTW, I think Lon meant to say OD (original douche) not OG so cut him some slack...
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06-23-2010, 8:37 PM
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I'll be Lon's proxy: All y'all punk haters better recognize that y'all just jealous, just cuz I got the blacked out lenses and a sucka free no payment X80!! You only wish you could get in the octagon with me, you only wish your gurl could be poopin on your boat while you be wakesurfin, you could only ever hope to fill your fake truck bed with 12s so everybody can hear you bumpin at the gas station, yeah thats right I spend alot of time at the gas station filling up my boat, my "truck" and picking up all the ladies, yeah I drink huge Rockstars and Alize and wear my flatbilled affliction hat slightly askew... WHAT!!?? Don't hate the player, hate the game!! NorCal for life b$(&hes!!
I've always wanted to talk like that, kind of like Tiger on Chapelle's show saying for shizzle,
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slightly askew
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Hahahaha that made the thread for me right there!
True gangsters have large vocabularies by-the-way
EDIT: I concur with this Hall-of-Fame for threads. I've always wanted to read the earlier ones before I got here.
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06-23-2010, 10:04 PM
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Hey Lon......thanks for playing.
You are the weakest link...........GOODBYE!!!!!!!
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I have nothing against Tige but I wish some of the Tige or bust snobs were still around so I could show them this:
“a below par ski boat”. He also went on to say “it would be like getting a Kia tattoo”
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06-25-2010, 12:44 PM
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Apparently the submitter of that photo is also a hater who's never been on a Tige.
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06-25-2010, 1:07 PM
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Nice.
So I want to know whatever happened to that guy? Is he allowed to own a Tige any more? And does he every take his shirt off now that he's on http://yourtattoosucks.com/ ????
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06-25-2010, 2:35 PM
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I have nothing against Tige but I wish some of the Tige or bust snobs were still around so I could show them this:
“a below par ski boat”. He also went on to say “it would be like getting a Kia tattoo”
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Dayyyyaaaaaaaam...............ain't that the pot calling the kettle black!
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06-25-2010, 3:06 PM
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omg scotty that video is a riot!
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06-26-2010, 3:37 AM
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This is pretty hilarious.... Sounds like someone is a little butt hurt about his nice, fully paid for, purposeless bathtub had sunk. I also like the comment about how does he like his black suburban hahahaha What a fool dude, god I wish I was baller enough to be like him and could attempt to clown on fellows less fortunate. The x-80 and hummer combo really completes the d-bag image. Well done sir.
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06-28-2010, 7:48 PM
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If I was Lon I would invest in a front yard instead of h2 and boat for him to "stunt" in. It's funny how he got his wetsounds already installed on his "new" boat. A barefoot nautique throws a better wake than that thing. I paid cash for my boat too "bro" and even tho it's Less than half the cost of yours most likely, it throws a much better wake buy I'll bet u don't mind that because u prollyxant even jump the wake, that I'd if u even own a wakeboard. I'm not gonna hate tho u are a pretty entertaining dude.
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so did Lon have to go to rehab for using too much hair gel and wearing too many rainbow ed hardy shirts? i was enjoying this thread. please chime in lon, and include a picture as well.
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Wakecraft boat sunk at Tulloch today...at Drifters. I'll post some pics soon.
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07-03-2010, 9:15 PM
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Lon's to busy right now with G.T.L. to chime in....
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07-03-2010, 9:20 PM
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Drain pugs, yeah there in....not.
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07-04-2010, 1:33 PM
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Swear I saw the X80 behind the H2 this morning going towards Pedro on 120 as we were going into Oakdale. Hopes it goes better for him this time out.
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07-04-2010, 7:47 PM
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He's Back......haters. LOL
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he's back
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yet too ashamed to come on here and get mad at us for "clowning" him. that sut is half the size of the boat. i bet it tows awesome. i almost want to hang out with him just make myself feel better
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