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I'm sure the mastercraft dealer loves people like this who have more money than sense.
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It would sure be nice to be able to take a crap while wakeboarding
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lol, you know this jackass never came back after that dumb ass post....
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you can poop while on the boat. i've seen someone do it while riding and of course use the grab rail on the platform like hugging a tree. or the case of this guy, right in the middle of his boat, b/c it'll just sink and get washed off.
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I only saw 1 person mention the "OG" original gangster comment. I laughed my a$$ off when I read that. I really hope that dude comes back.
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he's probably at the tanning salon, paying for his tan in cash
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^^^^ Nah. He is out trying to buy some common sense.
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who needs common sense when you're "stuntin" has hard as Lon, the OG with the sickest X80 that none of our broke asses could afford...
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06-15-2010, 8:26 AM
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Loving this post....
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06-15-2010, 8:26 AM
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I feel like I already know the answer to this, but I wonder if he makes his "boys" call him OG Lon?
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what a duescher....
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Too all of you smart ass come out tonight to the fat cat in modesto tonight night is fights night come out from behind your screen name come talk your **** to my face lets see who shows then ill post pic i feed off jealous people .
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Ohhhhhh...so he is one of those Affliction Tshirt tools. And he is a UFC fighter. We had all better watch our mouths or he and his Jersey Shore buddies are gonna come put us in our place. haha! I bet he still things barbed wire tatoos are in. And i dont have a screen name, its the real thing so enjoy.
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This reminds me of Joe Dirt - 'my face to your ass' LOL!
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all the fist pumping and GTL aside; Lon I am really interested in how you got the boat out of the water, or even back to the dock? This is assuming that the "back in business" pic is legit...
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oh modesto, that explains it all they still think being a wanna be is cool. Have fun on your soggy boat player. Selling dope catches up to you.
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what profession do you work to be able to pay cash for that boat? not to be one to judge, but based on your comments i don't think it's anything honorable like a Doctor. Just curious...
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That is so full of awesome!
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Lon,your full of crap,that boat won't sink from people sitting on the back.You must have done something really stupid and amatuer like leave the plug out.
Its all good though lon,players f--k up too.Play on playa.
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Interesting... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modesto,_California
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Crime
Modesto has higher rates of both violent crime and property crime than the average for California.[7] Of particular note is that Modesto ranks among the top car theft cities in the US. As of 2008 Modesto ranked number 1 for car theft rate per 100,000 people.[8] Modesto and surrounding areas also have a reputation for meth laboratories and dealing
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06-15-2010, 1:59 PM
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Lonny's last post....... LMAO
Let me repost it for him in English
"Too all of you smart asses. Come out tonight to watch me molesto the fat cat. Tonight is fight night, come out from behind your screen name. Come talk your **** to my face. Lets see who shows then ill post pic. i feed off moms nipples still. jealous people."
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Lon, in case you have not realized this, a fight doesn't prove anything. what would prove something is how well you ride, how well you maneuver your boat on or off the trailer, and being a nice person. you are obviously not a nice person. you remind me of trashy people who win the lottery. there's a brand new aston martin, sl63, s600, and gl55 in my driveway. that doesn't matter at all. being a "baller" is more than having money. we know your attitude will never change, but i feel sorry for your parents.
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Well at least we know whats wrong with him. He has been hit one to many times in the head on fight night. Must have rattled his marble loose.
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what profession do you work to be able to pay cash for that boat? us...
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No profession required when jealous people pay him to be jealous of him stunting with his fly ass boat because payments are for suckers whaaaaat.
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tell that to lon, lon practically bankrupt the casino and he was a ratard.
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06-15-2010, 3:27 PM
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Does stuntin' that fly ass boat with no sucker payments (because they are for suckers) include wakeboarding?? Boards seem missing from that boat, then again, it has a bathroom.
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tell that to lon, lon practically bankrupt the casino and he was a ratard.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god hahahahhahah perfect!
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Vrooom On A Yamaha Chromed Out 11 Hundred
What I'm Doing, Getting Money, What We Doing, Getting Money
What They Doing, hating on us, But They Neva Cross
Cash Money still a company, And Bitch I'm The Boss
And I Be Stunting Like My Daddy, Stunting Like My Daddy
Stunting Like My Daddy, I Be Stunting Like My Daddy
I'm The, Young Stunna, Stunting Like My Daddy
Stunting Like My Daddy, I Be Stunting Like My Daddy
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FLUX did you notice all three of those thugs are wearing the exact same jewlery
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Totally Ed Hardy type. He will post back when he gets back from Rehab at the Hard Rock in Vegas...
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HAHA This thread made my day.... FYI I paid cash for my X-80, & took a massive loss on it when I traded it in on my SSV-24... Wish I could have found a Strait OG Stunner sucker to take it off my hands...
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Sorry, I had too, too much awesomeness for one picture!!!!!!!!
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06-15-2010, 4:31 PM
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Pffft. Lon you had to go and F'up my O.G. Thread I posted a yr and half ago when I was redoing a real O.G. boat. Now my theme is shot to hell thanks tool. Your submarine/boat isn't even old enough to be an O.G............. Further more theirs only room for one and I been here longer so beat it before you get snookied........lol
P.S. I'll trade you my real Suburban for your station wagon yours will go better with my boat.
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06-15-2010, 4:31 PM
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Dear Lord,
Please let Lon continue replying. I need the humor this thread provides.
Thank you Jesus.
Amen
ohh, and if you could tell me how to get a fly X-80 so I can have some friends please do so.
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I am sure he is getting pumped up for "fight night" right about now. We won't hear back until he's done busting all the haters heads, like a true OG.
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06-15-2010, 4:40 PM
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CHASE:
That's me and my crew, we may be stuntin' but we never skimp on having an observer, mirrors are for suckers. We got the bling together, right after fight night. Pic was taken right after we sank another boat. Yeah, we just leave em and buy another, but they gotta have 2 engines and a toilet, that's how we roll.
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can someone photoshop a x-80 into the spot where the truck is
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back in business...
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God this thread is amazing. Seriously the "OG" and the "Fist Pumping" is just brilliant. Jersey Shore, again perfect. Just one question from me Lon, not going to go the normal route of calling you a serious douche, dumb****, or any other easy name calling thing. All I want to know is where to show up to "settle this" Seems that may be exactly what you need, your ass kicked to the point you might become normal. So, I will go ahead and do that for you. I will also bring your sixth grade teacher since you obviously dropped out of school in the 5th grade and can barely put together a sentence. Do you really think coming on WW and telling people how great you are, how tough you think you are and how rich you are make you a good person? REALLY? No seriously....REALLY?
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LMFAO! My sides hurt ,
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06-15-2010, 6:31 PM
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You should have to take a spelling/grammar test before they sell you a boat. Lon could have been black balled on the spot.
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Bryce, you are in luck. I just installed photoshop on my desktop last night. Now if I can only stop wasting my time on stupid distractions like this and finish the new website design for WakeboardPittsburgh.com
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I want to know in the pic FLUX posted which one is LON....my bet...Pimple face kid on the left. Lon may be some kid who is living off daddy's money, didn't even think of that....
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What a thread. Seriously. What a tool. Lon reminds me of my favorite commercial.
His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards.
The police often question him because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
People hang on his every word. Even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks or his hands. (either way)
He can speak French......In Russian.
Lon is the most INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD and he has a X 80
Stay thirsty "suckas"
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kyle .......... Well done my friend....well done !!!
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What a thread. Seriously. What a tool. Lon reminds me of my favorite commercial.
His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards.
The police often question him because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
People hang on his every word. Even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks or his hands. (either way)
He can speak French......In Russian.
Lon is the most INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD and he has a X 80
Stay thirsty "suckas"
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I dont laugh out loud while reading the computer but that was good.
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Is nobody considering the possibility that Lon is a troll?
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Kyle, now can you get rid of the guy and put OG Lon in his place? If you do that, I think we might have the best pic EVER! Definitely screen saver material.
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Haha Haha, Even Chuck Norris is scared of OG LON
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Yeah lon, you probably had everyone jealous...the day your boat was being held up by a tree and a pontoon boat, and you and your homies sitting on the bank. I am sure everyone that passed by you that day thought to themselves, "I would really like to be that ass that left the plug out of his boat, he is an OG."
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Come on guys, Lon bought the X-80 because it has a kr@pper in it. The reason it sank is probably because he forgot to empty his blackwater tank that was full of his BS.
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damn, Lonny boy is one popular dude. Zero WW friends but a ton of profile views in the few days he has been here. LOL
Fill out the profile Lon, stop hiding behind your computer.
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I dont know whats worse? The boat sinking or the *****ter leaking in to the lake/river............Next time you forget the plug Lon have one of your ratard friends drop a deuce and shove-it in the bilge plug. Just might get you back to the dock.
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Lon,
You are my new idol.
Reasons: You're AWESOME. You have a lot of money. Obviously super hardcore gangsta. Your English skillz are sick.
I'm even thinking about making a group on here for fans of Lon. Anyone feel free to do this before me.
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This has got to be a joke. Who made the fake profile?
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No, people like Lon actually somehow exist in this world... Surprising eh?
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I live in the neighborhood where Lon's picture was taken. The boat was definitely there for a few days before the holiday, but I haven't seen it since. I do drive on that street regularly. I sure hope that wasn't his house that the boat was parked in front of, because it is in foreclosure, I saw the street address in the local paper about month ago. On Monday 6/14 a locksmith was there changing out the locks, the house looked to be empty. If that was his house, he has an amazing string of bad luck going.
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im with malibu, i cant imagine gangster stunna guidos perusing WW unless they actually wakeboard, if so then shouldnt he have already had an account?? either way, this **** is funny as hell!!! I hope im wrong..WHATTUP MY NI**A LON!!
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lon I would destroy you... end of story
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I live in the neighborhood where Lon's picture was taken. The boat was definitely there for a few days before the holiday, but I haven't seen it since. I do drive on that street regularly. I sure hope that wasn't his house that the boat was parked in front of, because it is in foreclosure, I saw the street address in the local paper about month ago. On Monday 6/14 a locksmith was there changing out the locks, the house looked to be empty. If that was his house, he has an amazing string of bad luck going.
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I would have bet every peny I have that fool would be the guy to have his crap foreclosed on. He's "that guy." You know the one who maybe makes $100k a year but thinks he can afford a million $ house, a $800 a month Hummer payment and an X80. Seriously doubt he paid cash for anything. If I've learned anything dealing with azzclowns like Lon it's that the cat who hollers about how much $$$ he makes--RARELY makes anything close. Show offs are so desperate for attention the truth is a secondary concern.
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I'm with jason B 's last comments. I also find that to be very true. Maybe he sunk it himself to collect the insurance and pay it off?
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This thread is definitely in the running for BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
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I would have bet every peny I have that fool would be the guy to have his crap foreclosed on. He's "that guy." You know the one who maybe makes $100k a year but thinks he can afford a million $ house, a $800 a month Hummer payment and an X80. Seriously doubt he paid cash for anything. If I've learned anything dealing with azzclowns like Lon it's that the cat who hollers about how much $$$ he makes--RARELY makes anything close. Show offs are so desperate for attention the truth is a secondary concern.
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That is true, people are like that.
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Curious if anyone in the Modesto area took pictures of Lon last night when he molesto'd the fat cat?
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Who are lons friends that told him his boating extravaganza was posted on WW?
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You guys are all getting trolled
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Trolled and Rick Rolled.
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Curious if anyone in the Modesto area took pictures of Lon last night when he molesto'd the fat cat?
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Nope didnt make it, but apparently the Fat Cat is where tired artists go to die.
Kinda like an "old folks" home for musicians.
http://www.fatcatmodesto.com/sections/gallery
Cant argue with his OG status!!!!!
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Coolio must of been playing at the fatcat.
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This may be better than the "sausage setter" thread! Instant CLASSIC!!
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Any thread with a "COOLIO" picture and reference is the ultimate thread IMO. Check out the chick in the blue, I need her on the corner of my boat for SURFING !!!
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+1 on teh epicness
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small penis and huge non deserved ego=Lon. he can live on the x80 since he doesn't have a house.
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you know a rapper is hanging on when nothing but white folks go to his shows.
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pretty sure that is lon in the front row with the black wristband.
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That was Lon's " Back in business party" but that wasnt coolio its a cover band named Hoolio from Jersey. If you look they're all about to do the fist pump but being white they just cant get the motion right. Pure awsomeness...........
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This is way too funny! "I still sucking on my moms nipples" I lost my beer on that one!
Please Lon, come back for some more! This is better than the beating that Bullet Line took on the underwater LED's.
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HAHAHHAH I'm choking on my stir fry...
+1 for the best thread since the TIGE Tramp Stamp
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I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "Ryan Xstar" by now. That was a classic from a couple or few years ago.
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Can we sticky this post to the top.
this one made my night.
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