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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-25-2008, 3:20 PM
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Well I just thought it was funny how many Randall Harris threads there are so I thought I'd make just 1 more
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01-25-2008, 3:25 PM
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Hahahahaha Yeah give the guy a break already! Know wonder he took a break from boarding lol. I mean there is actually a thread where dudes are looking at his tats and are seeing Boobs! Thats just scary.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-25-2008, 3:30 PM
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Yeah dude for real I've been keeping up with em just to figure out which guys are going to start stalking him
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Join Date: Jun 2007
01-25-2008, 3:52 PM
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And the girls that get pissed that guys are stalking him lol
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-25-2008, 3:59 PM
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hee hee no $h|t
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Join Date: Jun 2007
01-25-2008, 4:00 PM
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lol i thought it was funny....i love when people talk the internet
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Join Date: May 2003
01-25-2008, 4:02 PM
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Chuck Norris is tough, but there's no way he can land in the flats like Randall. His knees are too old for that shiat.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
01-25-2008, 4:04 PM
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lol i SWEAR i saw Norris in Hooters here in omaha nebraska the other day
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-25-2008, 4:08 PM
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Well I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris can be in multiple places at the same time . . . . Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits
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Join Date: Jun 2007
01-25-2008, 4:11 PM
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that is true, very true
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01-25-2008, 4:47 PM
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Chuck Norris has a tat on his low back the looks like a$$ cleavage........
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Join Date: Mar 2003
01-25-2008, 5:33 PM
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I didn't think Chuck could get tats...I heard that the ink couldn't penetrate his skin?
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-25-2008, 5:58 PM
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-25-2008, 6:18 PM
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Much like Chuck Norris, Randall Harris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-25-2008, 6:19 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes never get old
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Join Date: Jul 2006
01-25-2008, 6:34 PM
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Randall Norris doesn't dodge bullits, bullits dodge Randall Norris
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-25-2008, 6:38 PM
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When Randall Harris gets in for a set, he doesn't get wet; The water gets Randall Harris
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Join Date: Jul 2006
01-25-2008, 6:41 PM
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Chuck Harris' tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
01-25-2008, 9:10 PM
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When Randall Harris is done wakeboarding, he doesn't drop the handle, he pulls the boat to a stop.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
01-25-2008, 9:39 PM
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In order for Randall Harris to shave, he has to round house kick himself in the face, cause only Randall Harris is hard enough to cut Randall Harris
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Join Date: May 2004
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01-25-2008, 10:04 PM
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Chuck Norris is pissed because he can't poke out his BS 3
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Join Date: Jan 2004
01-25-2008, 11:30 PM
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You know what is funny, my old room mate has slept over at Chuck Norris' house. His dad knows Chuck's accountant and they invited his whole family over one weekend. My roommates little brother broke one of their 4 wheelers, and Chuck said 'dont worry about it'. Also, last weekend, they went over to his house because Chuck was having some banquet at his house and my roommate's dad was speaking at it.
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Join Date: Jan 1997
01-25-2008, 11:47 PM
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If we're going to throw down Chuck sightings, I have to mention that I sat next to him and his wife/girlfriend at the Magic Castle in Hollywood back around 1991 or so. I feel special because I didn't get a roundhouse kick to the face!
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Join Date: Apr 2006
01-26-2008, 8:56 AM
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actually i think chuck norris is randalls uncle! p.s. tackleberry, i laughed about the pulling the boat to a stop for about 10 min!
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Join Date: Mar 2003
01-26-2008, 9:07 AM
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I've seen Chuck Norris wakeboard, and he always has glass cause the wake is afraid, so it flattens out just as he is ready to hit it.
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01-26-2008, 11:47 AM
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Randall lost his virginity before his dad...and he CAN judge a book by its cover
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Join Date: Dec 2006
01-26-2008, 3:38 PM
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When the boogie man goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris. Once upon a time, Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the Islands.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-26-2008, 3:45 PM
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haha this thread made my day
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01-26-2008, 4:04 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the act of "hunting" implies a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Definitely my fav.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-26-2008, 4:50 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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01-26-2008, 7:04 PM
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-26-2008, 7:14 PM
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-26-2008, 8:41 PM
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Randall Harris Counted To Infinity Twice! Randall Harris once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Randall Harris, because randall killed that man. Randall Harris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops Randall Harris can get Blackjack with just one card. When Randall Harris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap The Vandall. and my personal favorite; There is no Control button on Randall Harris' computer. Randall Harris is always in control.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-26-2008, 8:49 PM
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when god said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please"
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01-26-2008, 10:08 PM
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chuck norris could eat a tree and some nails in the morning and poop a log cabin before sundown.
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Join Date: Aug 2007
01-27-2008, 6:21 AM
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he recognizes is surprise There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Chuck has allowed to live Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants
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01-27-2008, 8:44 AM
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The Vandall doesn't sleep - he waits.
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01-27-2008, 9:42 AM
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"Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants" Definitely my favorite!!!!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-27-2008, 2:37 PM
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
01-27-2008, 7:45 PM
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the Vandall can win a game of connect 4...in 3 moves the Vandall doesnt read books. he merely stares the book down until it surrenders the information
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-27-2008, 9:12 PM
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Chuck Norris can solve a Rubiks with one move.... the death stare.
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01-27-2008, 10:05 PM
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I'm sure everyone knows about this but I'll post it anyway just in case. One of the greatest sites ever: www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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Join Date: May 2003
01-28-2008, 8:34 AM
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I think we need a "vandallfacts.com"
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01-28-2008, 8:45 AM
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That's not a bad idea! Maybe we should to a contest and come up with the top 10 Randall facts. I think Frew's fact about him stopping the boat would be a definite qualifier. What do you think?
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Join Date: Jul 2007
01-28-2008, 10:02 AM
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Yes do it
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01-28-2008, 11:18 AM
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Randall Harris is so intimidating that tattoo artists have a hard time spelling correctly in his presence. (Message edited by eubanks01 on January 28, 2008)
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-28-2008, 11:27 AM
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Randall Harris rides so far out he hits wakes from the previous day.
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Join Date: Aug 2007
01-28-2008, 2:26 PM
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Randall Harris rode doubles... by himself.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
01-28-2008, 2:29 PM
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haha
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Join Date: Dec 2006
01-28-2008, 2:34 PM
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Not mine but heard on a previous thread like this... The vandal doesn't use ballast, he stares at the boat and it sinks in fear. The only reason all of Randal Harris's tricks are 75 ft into the flats is because the law of gravity doesn't apply to him. He tells gravity when and when not to pull him down.
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Join Date: Aug 2007
01-28-2008, 2:51 PM
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When Randall Harris does an ollie, he isn't popping himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
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Join Date: Aug 2007
01-28-2008, 5:17 PM
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The meteor strike in Deep Impact wasn't special effects. It was merely a video of Randall Harris landing a 360 w/ a tail grab. That was bad... Oh well...
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Join Date: Oct 2007
01-28-2008, 8:05 PM
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When the government found the weapons of mass destruction....... they found chuck norris and randall harris!
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Join Date: Jun 2005
01-28-2008, 8:20 PM
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John, dont forget... Randall Harris drives chase boat, for himself.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
01-28-2008, 10:37 PM
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when randall harris wakeboards, he doesnt get pulled by the boat. randall harris pulls the boat. randall harris doesnt grab, he also commands his board to come up into his hand.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
02-05-2008, 10:04 AM
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When Randall Harris falls, he hurts the water . . . Lucky for the water, Randall Harris never falls.
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02-05-2008, 10:51 AM
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Rusty Malinoski wears Randall Harris jammies to bed...
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Join Date: Jan 2007
02-05-2008, 10:58 AM
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^aha
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02-05-2008, 11:10 AM
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Damn! Nice one.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
02-05-2008, 11:47 AM
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Randy Harris has never actually spun a trick. It is the Earth and everyone else that is spinning around him. Randy Harris's upcoming instructional dvd releases: Expulsion and Heavenly Education.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
02-05-2008, 12:02 PM
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Randall doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
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Join Date: Jan 2007
02-05-2008, 12:10 PM
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waaaaay too many people copying chuck norris jokes and changing them to randall harris jokes.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
02-05-2008, 12:12 PM
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Some people piss there name in the snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
02-05-2008, 12:14 PM
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God didnt part the red sea, Randall did charging the wake.
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Join Date: Aug 2002
02-05-2008, 12:24 PM
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Here's some originals I submitted to the contest. Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding for 2 years, that’s just how long it took him to come down from a double up. Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding, a Harris 720 caused the earth to rotate 2 full years without him.
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Join Date: Jun 2006
02-05-2008, 12:24 PM
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The only reason Randall Harris wears bindings is so his board doesnt run away from him.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
02-05-2008, 1:07 PM
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asia never got hit by a tsunami. it was just randall harris throwing a big slash everyone uses the "no gravity code" in video games. randall harris is the only person that knows the "no gravity code" in real life
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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02-05-2008, 2:15 PM
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Here are the one I entered: When Randall Harris wakeboards, the boat is not pulling him, it'strying to get away. When Randall Harris is wakeboarding the boat doesn't have to drive a double up, he simply commands the water to create the rollers. Randall Harris didn't get tattoos he is growing armor. Randall Harris doesn't hit the wake on his wakeboard he scares the board into lifting him. Randall Harris uses spectra line as dental floss. Randall Harris doesn't ride for Gator boards, Gator boards rides for him. Randall Harris didn't take 777 days off from wakeboarding, he spent 777 days hunting and killing Chuck Norris. (I Stole this one I admit it) Gieko saved 15% by switching to Randall Harris Randall Harris was the first person to wakeboard on mars. Randall Harris is the only person who can wakeboard on frozen lakes. Randall Harris wears 2 knee braces not to protect his knees but to protect the knee braces. Randall Harris eats wakeboards for breakfast. (Message edited by andy nintzel on February 05, 2008)
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Join Date: Sep 2006
02-05-2008, 2:34 PM
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Here is what I entered Randall Harris violated a temporary flight restriction set by the FAA for heightened security during the Super Bowl and was escorted by F16 Fighter Jet and a Blackhawk Helicopter to a near by airport. Randall Harris can only ride in the ocean because when he lands a trick in a lake all the water disappears When Randall Harris rides in Florida all the gators leave the water scared Randall Harris was the 1st to summit Mt. Everest on a wakeboard Randall Harris rides over Niagara Falls on wakeboard....leaves barrel at home
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Join Date: Mar 2004
02-05-2008, 2:35 PM
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I entered My mom and dad were married until she saw his section in retrospect, now they are divorced and my mom has “The Vandall” tattooed on her ass. Screw Red Bull, Randall drinks Froggy’s tears before he rides. Tom has to send Randall a friend request
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Join Date: Apr 2005
02-05-2008, 6:33 PM
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Heres what I submitted Randall Harris once did a heelflip while riding on a wakeboard! Randall Harris did not take a break from wakeboarding, wakeboarding took a break from him! All of Randall Harris' tattoos are fake; a needle can not penetrate his skin! Randall Harris does not wave to the judges for extra points; the judges wave to Randall and he tells them how many points he receives! Randall Harris was the first wakeboarder to jump off a double up, join the mile high club mid-air, and land it flawlessly; all at the age of 10! One day Randall Harris' malibu broke down so he roped the two humpback whales in the delta, and completed his sets for the day.
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Join Date: Nov 2006
02-05-2008, 10:19 PM
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Randell Harris can Raley a Wakeskate. Randall Ahrris can shred anything...most noteably a telephone pole. Randall Harris was born with his tattoos, he did them himself...in the womb! The Double Up was origionally called the Randall Harris. Randall made them change it because peopel fall on Double Ups, and Randall Harris NEVER falls. those are few of mine
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Join Date: Aug 2005
02-05-2008, 11:59 PM
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randall harris can wakeboard without a boat, a handle, water, or even a wakeboard randall harris can do a tantrum...stop...and proceed to throw a backroll on his way down randall harris can do a roundhouse punch randall harris can do tumbleturns without getting wet
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02-06-2008, 8:40 AM
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Ok, as many of you have seen by now, the contest is official and Erik 'Gator' Lutgert himself has stepped up to offer Randall's board, bindings, a Deuce Pop wakeskate and a bunch of other shwag as prizes. We're only taking entries via the email address on that contest page at http://wakeworld.com/getarticle.asp?articleid=1505. I'm not going to be pulling any entries off of this thread, so if you think you have a contender, email it to us!
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Join Date: Feb 2005
02-07-2008, 9:22 AM
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randall harris is so revolutionary that his mother actually invented wakeboarding while he was in the womb. randall harris wakeboards naked and everybody still watches randall harris can ride circles around the boat randall harris has landed two 1080s at the same time the x games dropped wakeboarding because it was obvious that randall harris was going to be the gold medalist...of everything. danny harf bores randall harris randall harris doesn't ride flex-boards. he could flex titanium if he wanted to. bob ross died when he realized that randall harris could paint better than him while wakeboarding, and nobody falls asleep watching randall, nobody. randall harris could win the presidential election with only a repeated playback of his section in transgression for a campaign.
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02-07-2008, 1:31 PM
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02-07-2008, 6:03 PM
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Randall Harris invented the Remix.
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02-07-2008, 6:25 PM
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Randall Harris wears boardshorts over his wetsuit ... so it must be legit. Even Randall Harris could turn blind looking at another guy's manhood in a wetsuit. (Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008) (Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008)
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02-08-2008, 6:22 AM
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google "find Chuck Norris" hit "I'm feelig lucky"
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