As a Nautique owner (and an engineer) I was wondering what kind of burns there may be here but no one has had anything really bad to say yet. I've been watching a lot of roasts lately on comedy central and hoping to hear some good stuff here. I guess it's just too fun or easy to get the MC people all riled up.
An MC boat is kind of like an MC boat owner's wife's vagina. It fits about 10 guys, has a wet leathery interior, and I came in a few of them.
Does that mean a Nautique owner's wife's vagina fits about 15 guys, has a dry, tasteless, square, and uncomfortable interior, and I came in a few of them?
Nautique has been late to the show on every significant advance since the invention of the inboard. That's why they are and forever will be super air annntiqqques...