Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect wakeboarding trip. The day before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. The next day the three arrive at wakecamp only to find Frank sitting there with a new board, rope and food gathered, and dinner on the grill. "Frank, what the hell? What are you doing here???" "Well", Frank replies, "Last night I was watching tv when my wife came out of the bedroom wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and led me to our candlelit bedroom, and on the bed were rose petals, handcuffs, and long silk scarves! She told me to use the handcuffs and scarves to tie her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want." So...Here I am!
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