Wet Chest Bumps

Hello Everyone,

I work with a couple of guys that are always out wake boarding. They seem pretty cool at times talking about it but it gets old at times. I walked behind one of the guys the other day and noticed him on this site. I'll have to get their user names later on. I've actually seen them once they do some type of trick they take off their jackets and give each other a "Wet Chest Bump"! One looks like a short version of Tom Selleck with a hairy chest. The other looks like William Shatner from Star Trek. I was just wondering if this is standard practice? I think it's pretty odd for two grown men doing this. I don't think their gay but if they are that's their choice. I'm pretty new to wake boarding myself. This summer I plan on working myself up to a scarecrow!

(Message edited by hotbunny on March 28, 2008)

Wet Chest Bumps are the coolest...you ain't cool unless you chest bump.

sorry no...not gonna happen.

He might not be gay............................but I'm pretty sure his boyfriend is.

I personally only wet chest bump the bun.

yeah, wet chest bumps aren't standard practice. Maybe the hairy chest guy is trying to velcro himself to his buddy. Did they do this on the water or in the office break room once they realized how to fix the "PC Load Letter" error on the printer?

I work more of a pelvic bump. Ya know what I mean. Ha, ha, ha...

Rik.... You're not gay unless your balls touch.

Man, I had it all wrong...Thought wet chest bumps were the ones sticking out through the wife's bikini top...

Tank, I am with you on that one. The CLOSEST interaction I have had is getting tackled into the water on landing a new trick. If its a new trick, expect it, if its anything else, maybe just a fist pound at most.

No Tank, you're right..................minus all the hair of course!

Yo WaKe.................can you draw me a picture please?

If you tell another man you are not related to, "I love you," its only gay if he says it back.....Ron Burgundy.

this thread is hilarious!

It's only gay if you're wearing a wetsuit without boardshorts...should I have not gone there?

good call, WD

Hahahahahahahahah,

I was just telling my buddy about this and his response was....."its not so much gay as it is gay...." hahahahahahaha

it all depends on they bump. If its a slow edge towards each other, with a slow sorta chest rubbing thing goin on. One nipple rubs the other guys nipple.... its gay. Now on the other hand. If they come in with a fast edge, all manly and stuff. Hit chest real hard to where you can hear the thud from the boat. I would have to say, that as well would be gay.

Rik... I'm not so good with my art skills. You'll have to use your imagination.

What it take is 3 guys, 1 girl and some great flexibility.... but I digress

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr= NFW WITH THE WET CHEST BUMPS. i think your boyz are a little light. but too each their own. i would not bend over to pick up the handle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Wake, can you send me a high res of your profile pic, I really dig it.

Yeah, I would much rather see some hotties wet fuzz bumping than two grown men all wet floppin around on each other, YUCK!!

(Message edited by woreout on March 28, 2008)

now if the two in question were hawt females...........that would be............AAAAWWESOME !!!!!!!!

To a google search on "Jessica's" e-mail and you'll see you've all been had....

Chris.... I never doubted it from the start. Hence the serious tone of my posts.

M-Dizzle, I'd love to, but it was done by a prof. photog. I don't have photo rights to give it away. Sorry, man.

When my friends land a new trick i give em a friendly spank.... am i gay? haha

Tank...I'm with you...I thought they were the ones sticking out of mine!!!

ya, Chris....looks like the Jessica isn't really Jessica!!!

no not cool or standard for sure..a high five or bad azz unique hand shake and a snap for bad azz riding will suffice

a simple high five, or fist pound will do for giving props....or a slap on the ass with an open palm (no cuppage)

This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time

Sounds like we need to call Ellis over at Radio Faction on Sirius and get a "Dude is it gay...." ruling.

my wifes wet chest bumps rule!

Now as it is standard practice to do on wakeworld Someone must create another post and call out this so called "jessica" and so the wakeworld community can get to the bottom of this

Also if you wet chest bump, and your packages do touch as long as you say "no homo" immediately afterwards its all good....

Colorado.... Prove it