Who's in the 20%

(antbug) · (antbug) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 03-15-2005, 12:53 PM

This is just wrong!!!

The Wake Poll
Have you ever peed in your drysuit?

Yes - 20.00%

No - 80.00%

195 Total Votes

All right so who wants to confess?

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 03-15-2005, 12:54 PM

i've farted (a lot!) in a drysuit...does that count?

(malibuboarder75)

I piss...whats the big deal. The fish do it. I tell people I am emptying the ballast tanks.

(mossy44) · (mossy44) **Join Date: Oct 2001** 03-15-2005, 1:40 PM

leo......in a DRY suit?

(dcervenka) · (dcervenka) **Join Date: Sep 2002** 03-15-2005, 2:10 PM

Ant - I think with such a silly question you can expect at least a variance of +/- 30% in accuracy.. (in this case +20%)

(clubmyke) · (clubmyke) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 03-15-2005, 2:13 PM

no here...

but do i let others use my drysuit when we go out (steve has farted in it- he was burping it via the wrist seal)

(kingskrew) · (kingskrew) **Join Date: May 2004** 03-15-2005, 2:19 PM

no comment....

(wakeworld) · (wakeworld) **Join Date: Jan 1997** 03-15-2005, 2:23 PM

How dare you call my questions silly!!

(tyler_o) · (tyler_o) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 2:47 PM

Ant Bug is right. No one in there right mind is going to piss all over themselves in a dry suit.....

Now from my personal experience having the drysuit on and then jumping in cold water does invoke the "gotta pee" reflex but one must resist! What's even worse is when your empyting your ballast tanks and have a full blader. OMG that makes me have to pee!!

(poser007) · (poser007) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 3:06 PM

LOL this is a funy thread. I can see pissing in a wetsuit but a drysuit? Come on, only an idiot would do that. Or someone who has been drinkning.

260searay 03-15-2005, 3:15 PM

Whats really cool is when you dream that you are in the lake and you let it all out.

260searay 03-15-2005, 3:15 PM

of course i havent done that since im 21

leggester 03-15-2005, 3:20 PM

I'm in the 20s :-)

Not in a dry suit though.

(rock_n_boardin)

Freakin hillarous!!! P*s*ing in a drysuit!!! LOLOL Come on! Yes, one must resist!! LOLOL

(seattle) · (seattle) **Join Date: Mar 2002** 03-15-2005, 4:05 PM

Better question would be...

You ever just absolutely had to go #2 while sitting in the water, and set her free like a submarine? (trunks only)

Very liberating my friends.

(big_xstar) · (big_xstar) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 4:33 PM

You guys crack me up!!!!

Mike--I was there the day Steve farted in the drysuit..
Steve--guilty as charged!.
but you gotta do what you gotta do..
LOL!!!

(loudontn) · (loudontn) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 03-15-2005, 4:38 PM

Oh my goodness, Cliff...never heard of such a thing, hahaha.

(socalwakepunk) · (socalwakepunk) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 03-15-2005, 4:39 PM

Never pee'd in MY drysuit, but...(just marking my territory)

(Message edited by socalwakepunk on March 15, 2005)

walt 03-15-2005, 4:51 PM

A fart smoldering in a dry suit is not a good thing.

(blake_hughes)

Steve,

Was it for buoyancy reasons, or what?

-Blake

(big_xstar) · (big_xstar) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 7:23 PM

Kevin<~~~~~~~falling off his chair laughing..

You guys kill me, Cant stop laughing..

(malibuboarder75)

sorry about that, i thought it was wetsuit/springsuit. didn't read it right. No, i dont even own a drysuit.

(tyler_o) · (tyler_o) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 7:27 PM

Just don't laugh to hard Kevin you might pee!

Not that laughing has ever made me pee..

(big_xstar) · (big_xstar) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 7:36 PM

You know thats gonna be the next big task...
Get someone to laugh so hard while there trying to hold there pee while in a drysuit...
Taking bets now....

(tyler_o) · (tyler_o) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 7:41 PM

too funny!

(kingskrew) · (kingskrew) **Join Date: May 2004** 03-15-2005, 8:47 PM

These days I am much smarter
I'm only an open air farter
Cuz if they know I toot
In clubmykes drysuit
Getting pulls will be much harder.

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 03-15-2005, 8:51 PM

no sweat for me. i farted in bug's drysuit. he still lets me use it. see how cool bug is?

(tyler_o) · (tyler_o) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 03-15-2005, 9:06 PM

Steve, ROFLMAO...Now I know how Mike got that hole in his drysuit!

(clubmyke) · (clubmyke) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 03-15-2005, 10:05 PM

steve...way too funny!!!!

(buzz_grande) · (buzz_grande) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 03-15-2005, 10:51 PM

Aw man!!

You guys just made me pee in my computer chair

(but NEVER in a drysuit)

Kingskrew, good one. You're a poet and don't know it,but your feet show it - They're Longfellows!

(dococ) · (dococ) **Join Date: Mar 2002** 03-15-2005, 11:06 PM

Skrew,
Can you phrase that in the form of a haiku?

Preparing to fly.
Today I stick the seven...
Must lighten the load.

(kingskrew) · (kingskrew) **Join Date: May 2004** 03-15-2005, 11:53 PM

Sorry Doc, I have no Haiku skills. But in honor of St. Patty's day, another limerick:

We wear drysuits when it is colder.
Fart or not? That's a lot on your shoulders,
but if you can't resist,
let it out through the wrist,
or as Walt said, it will start to "smolder".

/i'm bored and have no life

(dococ) · (dococ) **Join Date: Mar 2002** 03-16-2005, 12:20 AM

This one's for Cliff...

To tweak tricks with maximum style,
need relief now, cannot wait a while.
So before I say, "Hit it,"
I've secretly Sh*tted,
Now I ride with a much bigger smile!

(nlitworld) · (nlitworld) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 03-16-2005, 12:36 AM

hahaha, this thread is the absolute best.

Doc, I have a pain in my side. Could it be from the side splitting laughter created from the poems?

needless to say, I will be checking back on this thread quite frequently.

Sitting in the water waiting to go,
A deep tummy grumble ready to blow.
About to get up,
I had a hiccup,
And now I'm a much lighter tow.

(kingskrew) · (kingskrew) **Join Date: May 2004** 03-16-2005, 1:04 AM

You can fart or piss in the winter,
in your drysuit or in your shorts.
But you'll find, when it's time to re-enter,
it's an unpleasent time in wakesports.

I don't care if the question was "silly",
the poll shows it's a common event.
So the next time you're feeling chilly,
think of the twenty percent.

/i hated poetry in HS

(dcervenka) · (dcervenka) **Join Date: Sep 2002** 03-16-2005, 1:43 AM

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

stop the insanity

(mango) · (mango) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 03-16-2005, 9:46 AM

i could never squirt in my shorts with my drysuit on...thats nasty!

(mastercraft1995)

I pee in my wet suit all the time. That way it's warm when I get in the cold water

(nlitworld) · (nlitworld) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 03-16-2005, 10:05 AM

Peeing in a wetsuit is one thing, because it's able to flow out fairly easily. Peeing in a dry suit is a whole different story.

kingjaycee 03-16-2005, 2:44 PM

I pee in the wetsuit only when I need too.
If I'm out on the wakeboard ••••••• I let it squirt!

(smackus) · (smackus) **Join Date: Apr 2004** 03-16-2005, 5:58 PM

Floaters Suck. To avoid detection always hope for the submarine

(clubmyke) · (clubmyke) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 03-16-2005, 6:20 PM

LOL !!!!!LOL !!!!!LOL !!!!!LOL !!!!!LOL !!!!!LOL !!!!!

awesome rhymes !!!

can anyone do a rap ???

(Message edited by clubmyke on March 16, 2005)

(partydock17) · (partydock17) **Join Date: Apr 2004** 04-06-2005, 8:43 PM

I PEE IN MY WET SUIT. ITS COLD OUT THERE RIGHT NOW. A MANS GOTTA STAY WARM!

(addictedchick) · (addictedchick) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 04-06-2005, 9:25 PM

u guys are hilarious!!!

You men with the stick
'fore u go for the trick
remember that beer
will cause you to clear
that piping called a d**k

u don't see girls having that problem!!! I think we can hold it better- although i have to say it must be nice being able to pee over the side of the boat :-)

260searay 04-07-2005, 2:54 AM

i have saw some drunk girls try that also but usually the boat needs washed the next day and it takes a female partner to hold them from falling in haha

(stephan) · (stephan) **Join Date: Nov 2002** 04-07-2005, 10:16 AM

Have you guys ever farted in the drysuit & then gone out and taken your set & forgotten all about it & then when you unzip that seal & pull your head through you get that extreme slap of fermented fart right in the mouth? I hate when that happens, it's like your fart gets a chance to breath & come at you extra hard. Damn burritos...

clubjoeskier 04-07-2005, 2:54 PM

Had a buddy out scuba diving, and had to take a dump real bad, as he was running out of air.....He says as he's quickly ascending, the fart gas behind his load, began expanding because of the pressure changes....

He said couldn't stop it cuz he was out of air, and had to ascend! "AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!" he yelled, as the fart PUSHED the dump out, squishing it around his crack, and suit!!

.........and then...the long swim back to his 20 or so friends on the boat.........THE END (no pun intended)

(skydog96) · (skydog96) **Join Date: Mar 2002** 04-07-2005, 3:45 PM

funny story. i was at Darin Shapiros "ride the spot" 2 summers ago. one morning as the 2 boat fulls, me and 2 others on darins boat and 3 other friends on the other boat. started heading out to our riding spot. right when the gurgles started happening.. i tell darrin " hey man, we gotta get back ot the dock. theres some business i gotta take care of." ya know #2... he proceeds to tell me to just go ahead right off the swim step. tellin me he does it everyday. so as i sit there contimplating crapping in the god fathers lake. he says cummon man, lets get on w/ this. and yet i was still in disbeleif of this new found info. he 2-way nextels shaun murray and wakes him up at like 930 am. askiing him to tell me its ok to plant ur soil in the lake. shaun was more ticked that darrin called for such a stupid question. like it was obvious or something.. so i gave it a go... ill skip the details for the next 5 min... but get this.. as were gettin ready to suit our first man up.. chris stack.. unbenounced to what was happening in out boat. hes a wakeworlder.. comes by in the other boat.. and sprays the whole inside of the boat on his wakeboard.. hahhahahah omg im seriosuly pissin myself right now thinkin of darrins face when this happened.. oh man.. anyway.. now i too can crap freely...
skylar