Orientation and nomenclature

There are 4 orientations - frontside and backside both regular and goofy.

I ride regular, so on the port side of the wake I ride frontside regular and I can also ride backside switch. Those oreientations look like this:

On the darkside of the wake I can ride backside regular and frontside switch. Those orientations look like this:

My Bro, Dennis rides and is goofy. So he will be in the same 4 "positions" but they will be different orientations. Dennis' frontside goofy is is natural orientation on the darkside of the wake, he can also ride backside switch on this side, as below:

On the port side Dennis can ride baskside goofy and frontside switch, as below:

Does this mean your both "Switch Hitters"?

Greg,
What are you trying to say?

I knew that riding the darkside would eventually lead to people thinking this sort of thing!

Dennis,
Just kidding around with you and Daddy -O-. No harm intended.

G