Take away the beach and it looks like Lake Havasu.
Actually, this is another example of the ever increasing "have/have-not" rule. If you "have-not" a boat or floaty, you "have-not" a beer.
What's next? Searching each and every cooler, as they hit the beach, to enforce the beer ordinance? I can see it now. 5 year old caught smuggling imported amber under drink pouches in kiddie cooler.