This is to test your specific knowledge of wakesurfing and/or sense of humor.
Feel free to add your own questions with pictoral references, please.
The first two are on board selection.
When selecting a board, one that is large enough (length, width AND thickness) such that you cannot sink the rails is:
a) Just right
b) Too large
c) Too cold
d) Like a pelican it's bill can hold more than it's belly can