Mango, you shouldn't have to suffer like that. I think there's a labor law protecting your rights. Quit now. BTW, I'm unemployed and willing to step in and take the abuse for a fellow WW bro.
I dont hate on salt water, its just the extra cleaning that is required thats a pain. There is actually a launch ramp about a 5 min walk from the office that I have used before. Ive thought about dropping in at lunch and taking a run past the conference room.