Wow, Joe!!!! I finally found this thread, & some time to post up on it.
Frankie - you would make terrible ballast, just not enough of you. I do, though, think you would be great as the cute boat/board babe!!
Sounds like a great time. Best wake I have ever ridden was behind Damien's 2000 SAN. A perfect quarter pipe shape, up to my mid thigh. I could certainly bring my best wake. Could also bring some In-N-Out for Joe!!
How would this work if I happen to be part of Troy's ballast system?