Boat Thieves Caught in the Act!

Just talked to our local CWB Rep, CM Slocum. It seems that a couple of kids tried to grip him for his beats last night!

Here's his story:

"The Star was violated last night @ 2am. My neighbor, who has graduated from the SAC Police Academy came home from a brief night out to discover 2 dudes in the boat!! Much to his surprise he said “Hey what the f are you doing!” Then the chase was on…Ultimately it involved a foot chase, a corvette, 4 stab wounds, a bitten chest, and 6 squad cars!!!!

The Russian thugs were under age, and didn’t get anything. All the action started right after they had 1 amp removed from the wall. One was arrested.

Matt (the neighbor) being trained to be a cop he pretty much knew just what to do. Matt caught one of them and the other cleared a 10ft fence, and got away. During the fight is when Matt got stabbed in the back 3 times with the screw driver they were using, Steve got stabbed in the fore arm. Matt got bitten on the chest—drew blood. They held the guy till the cops showed up. Turns out the cops knew of the kid already, he’s 16 and now has a felony 3 going on his record.

They woke me up after it was all over and the cops were on it. I never saw the guys, or heard anything till Steve rang the bell."

I told CM he owes his neighbors a night at Centerfolds! Those are the kind of neighbors you want!