"Not the pro-ho covergirls that plaster themselves in the front of my boat, but a full bodied women capable of fulfilling my wildest dreams while protecting me from the dangerous gang of wakeskaters that have been threatening me"
Bwahahahahaha
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That is some funny stuff. Looks like people are starting to get geared up for April Fools