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seattle 10-18-2016 4:42 PM

And there ya have it...

http://www.nbcsports.com/video/shoul...-be-reviewable

markj 10-18-2016 4:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1947219)
HAWKS WIN!! HAWKS WIN!! 1st in the NFC West!!
Held the Dirty Birds to their LOWEST yardage all year! Take away two 3rd Quarter break downs and this is a blowout! Hawks put Matty Ice on ICE.

And if you think that was PI, you are blind, because it's only PI if there's a flag. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Blah blah blah vomit. Keep braggin. That bandwagon will get another flat tire this year too. Just wait. One more year of not good enough. Can't wait to watch the heartache and tears again. Not to mention excuses... Karma has kept up well with Seattle. Has Pete been forced to stiff his gardener since the fine or is he just eating out less?

83Starsnstripes 10-18-2016 5:18 PM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1947250)
Blah blah blah vomit. Keep braggin. That bandwagon will get another flat tire this year too. Just wait. One more year of not good enough. Can't wait to watch the heartache and tears again. Not to mention excuses... Karma has kept up well with Seattle. Has Pete been forced to stiff his gardener since the fine or is he just eating out less?

You know what they say, "If you don't like me talking, then shut me up" ;)

Hawks aren't done with bird on bird crime, next up the Cards.

markj 10-18-2016 5:59 PM

^^^lol!

cwb4me 10-18-2016 10:02 PM

You know i'll be taking the Cardinals. Also taking Green Bay over Chicago Thursday night.

Jmaxymek 10-18-2016 11:30 PM

Hey guys! Just dropping in for my weekly "Don't forget about the Vikings" post.

How bout them Vikings?!

Alright, carry on everyone. See you guys next week.

It was pass interference. However the ref did not throw a flag, therefore it doesn't matter what anyone thinks of it.

seattle 10-19-2016 7:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jmaxymek (Post 1947272)
Hey guys! Just dropping in for my weekly "Don't forget about the Vikings" post.

How bout them Vikings?!

Alright, carry on everyone. See you guys next week.

It was pass interference. However the ref did not throw a flag, therefore it doesn't matter what anyone thinks of it.


Hang onto that hope. It's all you'll have by the end of the season...:cool:

cwb4me 10-19-2016 7:32 AM

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Originally Posted by seattle (Post 1947279)
Hang onto that hope. It's all you'll have by the end of the season...:cool:

Hang on to that hope. Russell Wilson is only one play away from being the next Mike Vick or RGIII.:eek:

markj 10-19-2016 7:41 AM

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Originally Posted by seattle (Post 1947279)
Hang onto that hope. It's all you'll have by the end of the season...:cool:

Yeah. Just like Seattle.

83Starsnstripes 10-19-2016 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1947280)
Hang on to that hope. Russell Wilson is only one play away from being the next Mike Vick or RGIII.:eek:

LOL! Bobby you crack me up. Still trying to hate on RW just solidifies your NFL knowledge or lack thereof.
Last Sunday RW got his 50th WIN! Only Brady and Stabler got to #50 in less games.

ord27 10-19-2016 5:13 PM

I was pulling for the Falcons. The Falcons should have won. The no call at the end, 30 yard field goal....Falcons win.

terrible terrible terrible no call

markj 10-20-2016 8:18 AM

Hey cheathawk fans. Here is just one more example of your team's love affair with cheating.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/10/nfl-...tackle-falcons

83Starsnstripes 10-20-2016 10:30 AM

Boohoo the refs missed a call. Boohoo Earl Thomas punch tackled another NFL player. You guys should all go be soccer fans.
What makes you think Julio would have caught the ball even if Richard never touched him, or that the Falcons would have made the FG (which would have been 50 yards away). No calls & bad calls go both ways, see Superbowl XL.

cwb4me 10-20-2016 10:38 AM

Darren justifies not crying by crying about the Superbowl . Seattle logic? We will never understand them. Lol

markj 10-20-2016 11:53 AM

^^^lol! That's true!

markj 10-20-2016 12:03 PM

Isn't "Seattle logic" an oxymoron?

83Starsnstripes 10-20-2016 2:59 PM

Nice one Bobby. My therapist says I'm almost over Superbowl XL.
Pack win tonight.

83Starsnstripes 10-20-2016 3:03 PM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1947437)
Isn't "Seattle logic" an oxymoron?

Marky Mark, I think "49ers Win" or "Clutch Romo" might be a better example of an oxymoron.

markj 10-20-2016 6:16 PM

^^^ LOL! Unfortunately, I can't argue with that. If XL was so bad, how'd it feel when they passed instead of running in the last one they lost? If you need more salt for those wounds, I'm all primed for ya.

83Starsnstripes 10-21-2016 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1947453)
^^^ LOL! Unfortunately, I can't argue with that. If XL was so bad, how'd it feel when they passed instead of running in the last one they lost? If you need more salt for those wounds, I'm all primed for ya.

What are you talking about? The last Superbowl the Hawks were in they won. Remember, they had that amazing catch to Kearse, then Beastmode ran it in at the last second. It was so awesome to win back to back Superbowls!! (My therapist thinks it better that I remember it that way).

cwb4me 10-21-2016 1:38 PM

Week 7 picks
Sunday @1 : 00 pm
NO @ KC - Chiefs at home.
Sunday @ 9:30 am
NYG @ LA - RAMS ON THE ROAD. Well their in England.
Sunday @ 1 : 00 pm
IND @ TEN - TITANS at home.
MIN @ PHI - VIKINGS WIN on the road.
CLE @ CIN - BENGALS AT HOME.
WAS @ DET - LIONS AT HOME.
OAK @ JAX - RAIDERS ON THE ROAD.
BUF @ MIA - BILLS ON THE ROAD.
BAL @ NYJ - RAVENS ON THE ROAD.
SUNDAY @ 4 : 05 PM
TB @ SF - 49ERS AT HOME.
SD @ ATL - FALCONS AT HOME.
SUNDAY @ 4 : 25 PM
NE @ PIT - PATRIOTS ON THE ROAD.
SUNDAY @ 8 : 30 PM
SEA @ ARI - CARDINALS AT HOME.
MONDAY @ 8 : 30 PM
HOU @ DEN - BRONCOS AT HOME.

83Starsnstripes 10-21-2016 5:08 PM

Week 7 picks
Sunday @1 : 00 pm
NO @ KC - KC
Sunday @ 9:30 am
NYG @ LA - Rams continue the slide. GMen
Sunday @ 1 : 00 pm
IND @ TEN - Titan in an ugly one
MIN @ PHI - Philly gives Bradford a welcome home present w/ a L. Philly wins.
CLE @ CIN - Bungals get a bye this week.
WAS @ DET - Skins win in Motorcity.
OAK @ JAX - Jags get it rolling!
BUF @ MIA - Bill Mafia!!
BAL @ NYJ - Geno punches his way to a win!
SUNDAY @ 4 : 05 PM
TB @ SF - Kaep runs all over the Bucs.
SD @ ATL - Dirty birds rebound after getting killed last week.
SUNDAY @ 4 : 25 PM
NE @ PIT - No Big Ben, no chance. Pats.
SUNDAY @ 8 : 30 PM
SEA @ ARI - HAWKS!!!
MONDAY @ 8 : 30 PM
HOU @ DEN - Brock won't finish the game, but the Broncos will. Ponies by 100.

Have a great weekend boys!

Cabledog 10-22-2016 10:11 AM

San Francisco 49ers voted worst team in pro sports by ESPN. Not just the NFL but all 122 American pro teams!!! "Who's got it better than us?" Uhhh... Apparently everybody... Stay Classy San Francisco... Bwhahaha!

markj 10-22-2016 10:17 AM

Boooooooo!!!

83Starsnstripes 10-22-2016 10:51 AM

^^Don't feel too bad Mark, La Rams are number 121, Bolts are 117, and Oakland/Vegas is 85. Way to go Cali NFL. LOL!!

Hawks are 12 which is fitting;)

markj 10-23-2016 1:07 AM

That's okay. You guys gotta have some sort of silver lining to combat that higher PNW suicide rate. How's the rain this week? Or should I say Chinese water torture? Is the term "water boarding" more fitting? We're enjoying sun and 70's on the water :cool:while you're "enjoying" rain and 40's-50's holed up in your houses. We win! Enjoy your perfect moss growing weather.:p

Cabledog 10-23-2016 8:02 AM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1947535)
That's okay. You guys gotta have some sort of silver lining to combat that higher PNW suicide rate. How's the rain this week? Or should I say Chinese water torture? Is the term "water boarding" more fitting? We're enjoying sun and 70's on the water :cool:while you're "enjoying" rain and 40's-50's holed up in your houses. We win! Enjoy your perfect moss growing weather.:p

Good one Mark. This is after all the 2016 weather smack talk thread...

Actually pulled the boat off the water and winterized this past week. We're hitting the trails/ dunes on our bikes and quads this time of year. Not getting any younger so I'm looking to pull the trigger on a new Razor 1000.

But enough of that, let's get back to talking about the worst team in pro sports out of Santa Clara better known as the 49ers.

seattle 10-23-2016 10:20 AM

Got a funny feeling this is going to be the day The Vikings go down. Watching them this morning they look real flat.

Hawks game should be fun. Love beating the Cards in their own house.

seattle 10-23-2016 10:25 AM

This game is a comedy of errors...

seattle 10-23-2016 11:43 AM

That sucking noise is the Rams going down the toilet btw.

cwb4me 10-23-2016 1:38 PM

Rams as well as Vikings ended up beating themselves with sloppy and careless play. No teams left that are undefeated.

cwb4me 10-23-2016 9:16 PM

Arizona dominated Seattle. Now if they just had a kicker,they could have won easily.

seattle 10-23-2016 9:24 PM

What a fricken game!

Seattle walks out of Az with a game and a half lead.

Xmas Eve will be off the hook!

seattle 10-23-2016 9:32 PM

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Originally Posted by cwb4me (Post 1947555)
Arizona dominated Seattle. Now if they just had a kicker,they could have won easily.

Or they could score, or they could protect their kicker, or they could protect their QB and so on...

markj 10-23-2016 10:15 PM

In almost four quarters, Seattle couldn't get past their own 46. AZ owned them. RW shat the bed. How many total yards did Johnson have? Did anyone else watch McDaniel purposely lay on and then hold down Johnson to stop the cards from proceeding with one minute left in the first half?? Just more cheating from the cheathawks.

seattle 10-23-2016 11:28 PM

Az had the ball 46 minutes and couldn't get in the end zone... Yah... The Hawks should be embarrassed... :rolleyes:

onlyinboards 10-24-2016 6:45 AM

6-6 tie with horrible offense and Hawks fans are all like "What a game! Wow, great job Seahawks!" haha.

83Starsnstripes 10-24-2016 9:50 AM

Another dominant performance on Defense by the Hawks. Cards had 90 plays and 6 points.
Unfortunately the offense was terrible. RW needs to get healthy so he can run and create. Running the "read option" right now is laughable.

BTW Mark, I had a great waterski set Saturday and Sunday. It's pretty terrible up here in the PNW. Can you make sure more cali people know that so they stop moving here;)

Looks like I win the picks again this week Bobby. Should I start giving you a handicap every week?

cwb4me 10-24-2016 9:52 AM

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Originally Posted by seattle (Post 1947557)
Or they could score, or they could protect their kicker, or they could protect their QB and so on...

They protected their kicker when he bounced it off the goal post on an easy FG. At least it wasn't Blair Walsh like shank like Seattle's kicker. Lol:D:p:eek:

meathead65 10-24-2016 10:12 AM

I think I had 4 heart attacks and 2 small strokes watching that game.

markj 10-24-2016 1:12 PM

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Originally Posted by meathead65 (Post 1947578)
I think I had 4 heart attacks and 2 small strokes watching that game.

ME TOO!!! For different reasons of course... Normally, defensive games bore me to tears, but that one was exciting. Tons of drama. I thought for sure one of those teams was gonna end up breaking and neither one did. It was hard fought by all.

meathead65 10-24-2016 2:46 PM

I think I'll go get a brain scan, if those strokes got more than half my brain function I'll have to become a 49'er fan....

seattle 10-24-2016 4:39 PM

Hawks O line gonna be a bit nervous today. Rumors flying around about Seattle shopping free agents today..

markj 10-24-2016 7:11 PM

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Originally Posted by meathead65 (Post 1947612)
I think I'll go get a brain scan, if those strokes got more than half my brain function I'll have to become a 49'er fan....

Alright, Benedict. Since you're a NorCal living cheathawks fan, I'd say you're due anyway.

cwb4me 10-25-2016 5:40 AM

Broncos looked better last night. They were able to run the ball for a better mix.

83Starsnstripes 10-25-2016 9:41 AM

Not a warm welcome for Brock last night. Looks like Elway made the right move.

markj 10-25-2016 11:17 AM

What is it about MNF? It's not near as much fun to watch as SNF. Is it just me?

ord27 10-25-2016 3:53 PM

power rankings

#2

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/powerrankings/

83Starsnstripes 10-26-2016 10:13 AM

Real power rankings

#2

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...denver-broncos

ord27 10-26-2016 7:39 PM

ha. I will take it too. #4 is sure a lot better than it's been around here in a while

I'm headed down the road Saturday to watch Tech beat TCU, then down the road the other direction Sunday, to watch the Cowboys dismantle the Eagle

cwb4me 10-27-2016 4:19 AM

Thursday Night Football
JAX @ TEN - TITANS AT HOME

83Starsnstripes 10-27-2016 10:04 AM

^Yep. Titans win.

cwb4me 10-28-2016 6:34 AM

Week 8 picks
Sunday at 9:30 am
WAS @ CIN - BENGALS ON THE ROAD. IN ENGLAND
SUNDAY @ 1 : 00 PM
NE @ BUF - Patriots on the road. Brady makes the difference.
ARI @ CAR - Cardinals on the road.
NYJ @ CLE - Jets on the road.
DET @ HOU - Lions on the road.
KC @ IND - Chiefs on the road.
SEA @ NO - Seahawks hit a bump in the road. Saints at home. Drew Brees goes wild.
OAK @ TB - Raiders on the road.
Sunday @ 4 : 05 pm
SD @ DEN - Broncos at home.
Sunday @ 4 : 25PM
GB @ ATL - Falcons @ home.
Sunday @ 8 : 30 pm
PHI @ DAL - COWBOYS AT HOME.
Monday at 8:30 pm
MIN @ CHI - Vikings on the road.

83Starsnstripes 10-28-2016 11:03 AM

The Real Week 8 picks
Sunday at 9:30 am
WAS @ CIN - Bungals find a way.
SUNDAY @ 1 : 00 PM
NE @ BUF - Brady + Pats = Win. Brady owns the Bills.
ARI @ CAR - What a great NFC Championship rematch. LOL! I'll take the Panthers in this toilet bowl.
NYJ @ CLE - Browns are on the board! Jets are a dumpster fire.
DET @ HOU - Texans cool down the hot Lions.
KC @ IND - Chiefs are good. Indy is not. Chiefs win.
SEA @ NO - HAWKS!!!
OAK @ TB - Remember when these teams played in the SB. Well the Bucs win again.
Sunday @ 4 : 05 pm
SD @ DEN - Ponies get their revenge.
Sunday @ 4 : 25PM
GB @ ATL - And the dirty bird collapse continues. Packers win.
Sunday @ 8 : 30 pm
PHI @ DAL - Eagles win, especially if my favorite golfer plays. Someone get Romo a green jacket.
Monday at 8:30 pm
MIN @ CHI - Vikes get back on track.

Have a good weekend boys!

markj 10-30-2016 1:15 PM

I'd like to give a special shout out to Richard Sherman. The Saints couldn't have done it without him. Love that guy.

meathead65 10-30-2016 1:52 PM

I'd like to give a shout out to the San Francisco 49'ers, it's nice knowing the Hawks only have 2 other actual teams in their conference, thereby ensuring we will make the playoffs.

markj 10-30-2016 2:24 PM

Only to be eliminated in the first round...

cwb4me 10-30-2016 2:48 PM

Almost had 2 more overtime ties this week. Looks like Oakland pulled it out at the very end of OT.

cwb4me 10-30-2016 6:05 PM

The Green Bay Atlanta game was a close exciting game.

markj 10-30-2016 6:30 PM

^^^yeah that was a good game. Almost as good as the saints/hawks game.

seattle 10-30-2016 7:42 PM

Some really bad calls today really helped out the Saints. Oh well, we've been on the other side of that coin as well. Russ gets eight days off now to continue recovery. Dallas is showing some signs of their inexperience tonight.

cwb4me 10-30-2016 8:37 PM

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Originally Posted by seattle (Post 1948060)
Some really bad calls today really helped out the Saints. Oh well, we've been on the other side of that coin as well. Russ gets eight days off now to continue recovery. Dallas is showing some signs of their inexperience tonight.

Are you saying Romo was better?:D

cwb4me 10-30-2016 9:06 PM

Well Dak got it done. But he was no where near as dominating as I was in the picks this week. Lol I think the picks that won it were NYJ, NO,OAK,ATL and Dallas of course.

markj 10-30-2016 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by seattle (Post 1948060)
Some really bad calls today really helped out the Saints. Oh well, we've been on the other side of that coin as well. Russ gets eight days off now to continue recovery. Dallas is showing some signs of their inexperience tonight.

Yeah I think Mr. Allen forgot to make his weekly payment to the refs. I'm sure you're happy about RW getting time to recover, but what about Sherman's recovery? After today's performance, his bruised ego is a pretty serious injury as well. Oh and..... Dallas won.:p

VanillaGorilla 10-31-2016 7:28 AM

Yep! Dallas leads the NFC. Haters gonna hate! Idk, they play CLE next week.... could be close lmao!!! 7-1, here we come! (If it'll make you feel better, please quote my post & insert a Romo joke...) bahahaha!

onlyinboards 10-31-2016 8:00 AM

Chiefs beat Saints, Hawks lose to Saints. Therefore Chiefs > Seahawks.

markj 10-31-2016 8:48 AM

I'm loving the chirping going on in Seattle. It's just awesome hearing Sherman complain about the calls/no calls. Seattle fans: this is called karma. Your team has earned it. Without the refs, you guys would be 3-4. You might make it to Dallas for your last game this year unless AZ pulls out a miracle turnaround season.

seattle 10-31-2016 9:23 AM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1948067)
Yeah I think Mr. Allen forgot to make his weekly payment to the refs. I'm sure you're happy about RW getting time to recover, but what about Sherman's recovery? After today's performance, his bruised ego is a pretty serious injury as well. Oh and..... Dallas won.:p

Look at you all puffed up this week...:p

San Frans bye has you all giddy with the excitement of not loosing for a week.:D

Dallas pulled it out so congrats to them. Still think the glass slipper is going to be yanked out from underneath them this year.

83Starsnstripes 10-31-2016 11:05 AM

LOL. Hawks lose and look at everyone coming out of the woodwork. It truly warms my heart that everyone is just waiting for the Hawks to lose so they can post on this thread.
Nice picks this week Bobby, you finally got me.
I missed the Hawks game (out camping/mt biking in the awful PNW) but was able to watch Philly/Cowboys. Eagles gave that game away late and Wentz looked like a rookie in the end. Congrats to Dak for getting it done. Romo must be pretty bad if he's getting beat out of a job by a 4th round rookie QB, but I guess we all knew that;)

ord27 10-31-2016 12:15 PM

I was at the Dallas game. We were the loudest crowd that I've ever heard in that massive stadium. I don't know how it translated on TV.

Garrett screwed up part of this game. He forced Dak to deal with Dez, instead of giving him the receiving core that has gotten him this far. Dez looked awful, but redeemed himself with his touchdown grab. I'm not sure why Garrett didn't play Beasley in the slot the entire game. Once he did, his passer rating, first down completion, and the chemistry of the entire offense fell into place. I hope that they don't make mistake again. I don't care what you are paid, if you can't catch, or get open.....sit the bench

cwb4me 10-31-2016 6:52 PM

I didn't mind them favoring Dez. I finally started him on my Fantasy team. My real dilemma is whether to Start Rodgers,Ryan or Prescott each week. This week I started Matt Ryan. I would have gotten 9 more points if I had started Rodgers but I won anyway. As far as Philly giving away the game. Dallas is the team that shut them down on the third down screen pass late in the fourth quarter.By taking them out of FG range that was the game changing play.

seattle 10-31-2016 7:54 PM

Well one of the glass slippers is being removed from another fraudulent front runner tonight.

markj 10-31-2016 8:17 PM

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Originally Posted by seattle (Post 1948123)
Well one of the glass slippers is being removed from another fraudulent front runner tonight.

Seattle is playing tonight too??? Sheesh! Those poor guys must be tired.

cwb4me 11-01-2016 4:57 AM

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Originally Posted by seattle (Post 1948123)
Well one of the glass slippers is being removed from another fraudulent front runner tonight.

I'm sure if Seattle didn't have Russell Wilson and Christian Michael they would be potent on offense too. Wait 6 points with a whole OT added against the Cardinals. The 2-6 Panthers put up 30 without OT against the same team the next week. Talk about a Glass Slipper?:eek::D

cwb4me 11-01-2016 5:09 AM

There's only 17 teams with 4 wins, Seattle is one of them. Aren't you impressed? The NFC East is the only Division with every team above .500 . Just a couple of interesting facts. I can already hear the Seattle responses.......Let's talk about the past....... Just wait till the end of the season. Well boys we just can't wait till the full implosion is finished.

83Starsnstripes 11-01-2016 10:42 AM

^^You keep hoping and wishing and praying that the Hawks lose but guess what happens? We keep winning and winning and winning.
Want to take another bet Bobby? Cowgirls vs Seahawks, whichever team goes further this year wins. In the past I've given you the rest of the league but I think this year you might actually bet on your own team for a change. Well, unless Romo comes back then I know you won't bet;)

cwb4me 11-01-2016 6:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1948161)
^^You keep hoping and wishing and praying that the Hawks lose but guess what happens? We keep winning and winning and winning.
Want to take another bet Bobby? Cowgirls vs Seahawks, whichever team goes further this year wins. In the past I've given you the rest of the league but I think this year you might actually bet on your own team for a change. Well, unless Romo comes back then I know you won't bet;)

I'll guess. They lost to the Saints,who I picked. So what's your point? Have you bumped your head on something?:banghead:

cwb4me 11-01-2016 7:09 PM

Darren have you looked at NFL.com and seen the latest Power Rankings?
1 Patriots
2 Cowboys
3 Broncos
4 Chiefs
5 Falcons
6 Vikings a glass slipper team according to Cliff.
7 Packers
8 Eagles
9 Raiders the dominant team on the West Coast
10 Seahawks
11 Steelers who I think are better than the Seahawks.
12 Cardinals
13 Bills

cwb4me 11-01-2016 7:57 PM

Week 9
Thursday @ 8:30pm
ATL @ TB - Falcons on the road.

seattle 11-01-2016 8:00 PM

Take the bet Bobby... You're vast wisdom and statistical prowess makes it a lock in your favor. I'll double down on that bet as well. :cool:


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