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Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-12-2013, 7:25 AM Reply   
I'm comprising a list of words men should never utter: (please feel free to add to the list)

Amazeballs
Hella
Jelly, as in nice shoes I'm so jelly. Gawd I wanted to puke just typing that.
Cray cray
Selfie, unless you are chastising another man for taking one.
Hashtag in dialogue, besides its a damn pound sign.
Right? As a single term of agreement.


I hate when anyone uses these terms but men should punch themselves in the face when they slip out.

Any terms/phrases you guys hate?
Old    Train (ttrigo)      Join Date: Dec 2004       12-12-2013, 7:29 AM Reply   
Lol
Old    Train (ttrigo)      Join Date: Dec 2004       12-12-2013, 7:29 AM Reply   
And I mean men should never use that term. Ever.
Old    Justin Harrelson (skiboarder)      Join Date: Oct 2006       12-12-2013, 7:38 AM Reply   
"Fine" When talking to a woman. As in, "Those shoes look fine." Say, "They look like total crap." Or, "I love them so much that we are not going out if you decide to change them." Women cannot stand indifference. But truthfully men are indifferent on 95% of things. Been married 5 years and just getting the hang of that.
Old    Brett (Brett002)      Join Date: Feb 2013       12-12-2013, 7:41 AM Reply   
"Buttload" Very bad way to just say alot!
Old    BLAIR BARHAM (jonblarc7)      Join Date: Jul 2006       12-12-2013, 7:52 AM Reply   
More of a warning

Don't tell your wife to Calm down, just say relax, mine seems to take that much better LOL.

3 years of marriage still learning LOL
Old    BLAIR BARHAM (jonblarc7)      Join Date: Jul 2006       12-12-2013, 7:54 AM Reply   
And I've had enough of "Guess what day it is"

The day I snap if you don't shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-12-2013, 8:00 AM Reply   
You just reminded me:

Oh snap, I frigging hate this term.
Old    Jason Buffalow (buffalow)      Join Date: Apr 2002       12-12-2013, 8:11 AM Reply   
I want to get married...
Old    Clubjoe (clubjoe)      Join Date: Sep 2005       12-12-2013, 8:35 AM Reply   
"I do" - It's like playing misery roulette without the quick death if you lose.

"hater" - You don't agree with me so I'm going to try to bully you into shutting up

"(do / did) you not" followed by a question - I love to answer this correctly because it confuses people

BTW, I use "buttload" sometimes...... Shouldn't that be an acceptable term for a man to use?
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       12-12-2013, 8:35 AM Reply   
^^^^^^^^^
Jason for the win!
Old    C.I.E. J-Rod (jarrod)      Join Date: May 2003       12-12-2013, 9:24 AM Reply   
Great thread and I agree.
Old    Nauti 210 (brett33)      Join Date: Apr 2011       12-12-2013, 9:25 AM Reply   
i only drink light beer..
Old    BLAIR BARHAM (jonblarc7)      Join Date: Jul 2006       12-12-2013, 10:19 AM Reply   
SPEWWWW OR SPEWWWWED all capitalized or randomly capitalized if you want (rules don't apply to ever one.)





That thread was so bad I couldn't stop reading it LOL
Old    Dave O (wakedaveup)      Join Date: May 2012       12-12-2013, 11:05 AM Reply   
YOLO!!!! Seriously, please stop. Also, what is this new "YEWWW" trend. Is that a happy yell or something?
Old     (Ttime41)      Join Date: Nov 2011       12-12-2013, 12:10 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by clubjoe View Post
"I do" - It's like playing misery roulette without the quick death if you lose.

"hater" - You don't agree with me so I'm going to try to bully you into shutting up

"(do / did) you not" followed by a question - I love to answer this correctly because it confuses people

BTW, I use "buttload" sometimes...... Shouldn't that be an acceptable term for a man to use?
Totally agree on the word "hater." Only used by people who can't take criticism.
Old    Connor (iShredSAN)      Join Date: Apr 2012       12-12-2013, 12:23 PM Reply   
-bestie
-BFF
-to die for
-honey, you drive
-no thanks, I'm a vegan
-I'm a doctor (when a dentist)

I could go on forever with these...
Old    Big D (bigdtx)      Join Date: Feb 2005       12-12-2013, 12:26 PM Reply   
"your friends are right."
Old    Jordan Maxymek (Jmaxymek)      Join Date: Feb 2012       12-12-2013, 12:56 PM Reply   
"Swag." This drives me absolutely insane.
Old    Nick Tomsyck (sidekicknicholas)      Join Date: Mar 2007       12-12-2013, 1:12 PM Reply   
A straight man cannot use the word "Fabulous" without sounding 100% gay.

... even if you're describing the most manly thing ever, "fabulous" will turn it gay.


example:
I was riding my Harley through a forest fire, topless chick in the sidecar handing me beer, then I pulled out my .357 and shot the most fabulous deer you've ever seen.
Old    RileyBangerter (steezyshots)      Join Date: Feb 2008       12-12-2013, 1:12 PM Reply   
Slow Down

Sure Son you can have a scooter (get rid of those skateboards with sissy bars)

Do you have any skinny jeans?
Old    Jason Buffalow (buffalow)      Join Date: Apr 2002       12-12-2013, 1:16 PM Reply   
How 'bout "selfie" as in check out my selfie
Or _ light beer is way better than _ any other beer. We all drink light beer, but never prefer it.
Calling someone "son" that is not your son.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-12-2013, 2:13 PM Reply   
If you're a coach you can also call someone son. Especially a coach from the south. I covered "selfie" in the first post. I only drink light beer when I'm trying to rehydrate.

"I don't feel like a steak tonight how bout a salad." Its fine to eat a salad but never to eschew a steak for one.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-12-2013, 2:14 PM Reply   
Tryna, as in I'm not tryna do that right now.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-12-2013, 2:16 PM Reply   
Right meow, like your saying right now. This deserves an automatic throat punch.
Old    Jordan Maxymek (Jmaxymek)      Join Date: Feb 2012       12-12-2013, 2:18 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by hatepain View Post
Right meow, like your saying right now. This deserves an automatic throat punch.
Unless in context with another Super Troopers reference.
Old    Shawndoggy (shawndoggy)      Join Date: Nov 2009       12-12-2013, 2:19 PM Reply   
well I've been saying hella and hater since Reagan was president, so unlikely to stop now. Although back then "hater" was used more in the context of "you are hating it," or as a synonym for "bummer." So for example your friend tells you his girlfriend dumped him. "hater, dude. She was hella dumb tho."
Old    RileyBangerter (steezyshots)      Join Date: Feb 2008       12-12-2013, 3:24 PM Reply   
"I like the seattle seahawks"
Old    Seahawks #1 Fan Robert T (cwb4me)      Join Date: Apr 2010       12-12-2013, 4:16 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by steezyshots View Post
"I like the seattle seahawks"
OMG you wouldn't be a man if you did. All the Seahawks fans i know are women or at least they dress in women's clothes.
Old    RileyBangerter (steezyshots)      Join Date: Feb 2008       12-12-2013, 4:23 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwb4me View Post
OMG you wouldn't be a man if you did. All the Seahawks fans i know are women or at least they dress in women's clothes.

HAHAHAHA! Same with all the ones I know! That blue and green really does bring out their girlish eyes though!
Old     (Ttime41)      Join Date: Nov 2011       12-12-2013, 4:55 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwb4me View Post
OMG you wouldn't be a man if you did. All the Seahawks fans i know are women or at least they dress in women's clothes.
Guys who say OMG
Old    BELEZA (beleza)      Join Date: Mar 2010       12-12-2013, 5:00 PM Reply   
Potty. I catch myself saying it all the time to my daughter though… no way to make that word sound manly
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-12-2013, 5:10 PM Reply   
Looks like we can add "steezy" oh yes and OMG...

Hey @$$ holes, save that for the football thread!
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-12-2013, 5:18 PM Reply   
"I'll have a skinny late."
Old    Eubanks (eubanks01)      Join Date: Jun 2001       12-12-2013, 7:01 PM Reply   
Tinkle. Even if said to kids.
Old    Train (ttrigo)      Join Date: Dec 2004       12-12-2013, 7:03 PM Reply   
Quote:
Originally Posted by beleza View Post
Potty. I catch myself saying it all the time to my daughter though… no way to make that word sound manly
anyone with young kids is excused for saying that.

meh
swag
hater
LOL (Blair, I'm on to you!)
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       12-12-2013, 7:37 PM Reply   
I don't like beer
I don't like steak
Sounds like somebodies got a case of the monday's- nah man, nah man. I believe you get your a$$ kicked for saying something like that.
Old     (newwhit)      Join Date: Mar 2007       12-12-2013, 8:57 PM Reply   
"hot mess"
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-13-2013, 7:03 AM Reply   
Quote:
anyone with young kids is excused for saying that
No you ask them if they need to use the lavatory or have to take a piss/dump.
Old    Justin Harrelson (skiboarder)      Join Date: Oct 2006       12-13-2013, 7:18 AM Reply   
I'll say it is annoying when a man orders a coffee at starbucks with too many instructions. Also, If you play their Tall, Grande, whatever game. It is a small, medium and large.
Old    Paul (psudy)      Join Date: Dec 2003       12-13-2013, 7:26 AM Reply   
Using Dr. before your last name if you went to chiropractic school.
Old    Big D (bigdtx)      Join Date: Feb 2005       12-13-2013, 9:04 AM Reply   
"Your friends are right."
Old    Mik (norcalrider)      Join Date: Jun 2002       12-13-2013, 9:59 AM Reply   
I'm feeling bloated.
Can't drink tonight, I have a headache.
Hyphy

Old    D. Eskritt (MUNS)      Join Date: Jan 2012       12-13-2013, 10:34 AM Reply   
I can't stands swag, or when someone uses the term hater.. or cray cray or pretty much any words that come out of the mouth of the youth

a non spoken word but when someone writes a thread post and instead of someone saying " yes I agree " they quote the post and write " this ^ ", I do not know why but that really bothers me
Old    Dave (bcrider)      Join Date: Apr 2006       12-13-2013, 10:35 AM Reply   
Should never ask "Vacuum Recommendations". Sorry had too. Even if it's for a shop vac.lol. Just seems wrong.

-Always hated "stoked"
-I love my Prius
"We all drink light beer, but never prefer it" - No we don't. I swear light beer is a US thing. It's all piss. Man up and drink real beer!!
Old    Big D (bigdtx)      Join Date: Feb 2005       12-13-2013, 10:45 AM Reply   
HAHAHA - Rick pimp slaps Charlie!
Old    Onthe Creek (onthecreek)      Join Date: Apr 2013       12-13-2013, 10:58 AM Reply   
i expect to be outnumbered on this one but calling something 'sick'

"that boat is sick." if everyone who typed that in a new boat thread coughed up a nickel we could all have a light beer (puke)

murdered out- i don't get that one either
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       12-13-2013, 11:09 AM Reply   
love love love
i'm so over .....
Old    Paul (psudy)      Join Date: Dec 2003       12-13-2013, 11:23 AM Reply   
Light beer is less filling so you can drink more of it. I would much rather have a ML than some pale ale yuppy bull****.
Old    Cliff (ord27)      Join Date: Oct 2005       12-13-2013, 2:04 PM Reply   
Obama, Obamacare
Old    Miguel (migs)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-13-2013, 3:47 PM Reply   
"Woot"
Old    Brett Yates (polarbill)      Join Date: Jun 2003       12-13-2013, 6:38 PM Reply   
Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays.
Old    Terry Redfearn (TerryR)      Join Date: Aug 2010       12-13-2013, 8:46 PM Reply   
Can i get some guidance?
agree with lol and , but in a text if you want to make it clear you aren't trying to be rude. Especially with a casual/new friend/women, what can you use without getting your card revoked.

agree, saying selfie is 100% asceptable when making fun of someone-as in nice selfie Mr. President.
Old    Train (ttrigo)      Join Date: Dec 2004       12-13-2013, 9:34 PM Reply   
I'm definitely not telling my 3 year old to take a piss or dump before we leave the house. I don't use potty anymore, but when kids are 2 and under, completely acceptable.

Woot! Yeah, I hate that one too.
Old    Seahawks #1 Fan Robert T (cwb4me)      Join Date: Apr 2010       12-14-2013, 4:31 AM Reply   
I think it's unmanly to say "we" and "us" when talking about the Sports team you root for. As far as i can tell most of those guys are wannabes living their dreams through the success of professional athletes around the world. Guys ,people actually think less of you when your trying to prove your worth through the success of a sports team you root for.
Old    Hate N Pain (hatepain)      Join Date: Aug 2006       12-14-2013, 8:44 AM Reply   
Quote:
I'm definitely not telling my 3 year old to take a piss or dump before we leave the house. I don't use potty anymore, but when kids are 2 and under, completely acceptable.
Guess I should have put a smiley after that post.

Okay. No more than one smiley per post
Old    Mark V (mark197)      Join Date: Dec 2009       12-18-2013, 1:17 PM Reply   
"game changer"
anything in text content "TTYL, HMU, LOL, ECT"
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       12-18-2013, 3:24 PM Reply   
Ttfn?
Old    Chris Dirty (Dmac420sj)      Join Date: Mar 2012       01-15-2014, 1:29 PM Reply   
Pale ale yuppy beer? Not so much! You must be a hater sun!im running around right meow with hella swag! Omg my truck is hella sick all murdered out! I just took a selfie do tall can check out my steez. Ttyl. Whoopooooo
Old    Jason Smith (snowslider76)      Join Date: Mar 2002       01-15-2014, 3:39 PM Reply   
"at this point in time" we are men we don't need five words to say "now" that's what women do, just always bugs me.

Also colors are red, blue, orange, yellow, green, white, black(I know the last two aren't colors). Morning mist, fern, chestnut, cornflower ect... should never but used by men to describe the color of something.
Old    Larry (larry1167)      Join Date: Jun 2010       01-16-2014, 8:24 AM Reply   
Cali
Old    Hey, You scratched my anchor! (bftskir)      Join Date: Jan 2004       01-16-2014, 6:02 PM Reply   
Word
Old    FENCE SENCE (fence_sence)      Join Date: Jul 2008       01-17-2014, 12:28 AM Reply   
Xtreme.
Old    Seahawks #1 Fan Robert T (cwb4me)      Join Date: Apr 2010       01-17-2014, 3:07 AM Reply   
12th Man!
Old    Newty (newty)      Join Date: May 2005       01-17-2014, 9:25 AM Reply   
It burns when I pee...
Old    Justin Harrelson (skiboarder)      Join Date: Oct 2006       01-17-2014, 10:12 AM Reply   
"Legit" is the only one that drives me up the wall.

Or "Air Tricks are gay" from a guy that can't do any air tricks. First, your opinion doesn't mean squat if you have no authority. Second, what is it like '92 or something? Gay refers to homosexual sex not something that you find lame. (I can't do air tricks well either, but I reserve judgement on the subject because I have been murdered on the handful that I can.)
Old    Hey, You scratched my anchor! (bftskir)      Join Date: Jan 2004       01-17-2014, 11:55 AM Reply   
Gay

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