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Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 5:38 AM Reply   
My psychiatrist told me I'm crazy. I said i wanted a second opinion. He said " alright, you're ugly too"

Have a nice day.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 10:19 AM Reply   
I walked into my psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.

He said: " I can clearly see you're nuts"...........
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 11:49 AM Reply   
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains!
Pull yourself together, man!
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 11:50 AM Reply   
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Don't let people push you around.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 11:51 AM Reply   
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?!
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 11:51 AM Reply   
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 11:53 AM Reply   
Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.
Wait a minute please.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 11:53 AM Reply   
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Just one, but it takes nine visits.
Old    Baitkiller (baitkiller)      Join Date: Jan 2010       11-05-2010, 11:54 AM Reply   
After 12 years of therapy, my psychoanalyst said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo Ingles."

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