OMG thats so funny...not the story but the grammer and comments. Good one big heavy LMFAO.
I'm going to attempt a paraphrase here:
Yes thats right, some new neighbors moved in next to me 5 weeks ago. The day after they moved in they tried to tell me I have to move.
Rather than move I started some schitt with them that escalated to the point of them getting a restraining order which I went on to violate.
The day after I violated the restraining order they broke through my wall and changed all my locks!!! I'm still talking about the neighbors not the landlord!!!
The police came out and did nothing at all even though my lawyer met with them for and hour and a half. The police did let him go to my shop and take pictures but I have to stay at least 20 yards away. I can't get any of my money, food or belongings until after the court date in 2 weeks!!!
Best I can make of that mess
Tell us more about the "one thing led to another" statement.