Screw that deal. Just as soon as I get my check from Mrs. Jumai Asfatu Abacha, the second wife of the former Nigeria head of State who died on the 8th of June, 1998 after I provided my goodwill to assist them in receiving into my custody (For Safety) the sum of Forty-Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$48.5M) willed and deposited in my
favour by her Late husband. I will be compensated for my sincere and candid
effort in this regard with 20% of the fund when
finally received in my Bank account after clearing the consignment from the security firm.
I am going to buy one of every towboat available, two Epics, and three Wakecrafts from Dan DuLong.