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Old    jpg (jpg)      Join Date: Jul 2007       10-23-2008, 7:40 PM Reply   
So the question is not who will win, but who would be better behind a boat? (wake boarding)
List your reasons why

Keep it clean
Old    George Aslinger (mobv)      Join Date: Jun 2002       10-23-2008, 7:45 PM Reply   
McCain would be much better, fearless fighter pilot great sense of air awareness. Obama would never get airborn, he would be negotiating with the board and water to not hurt him on a face plant.
Old    M.K (mkrueger313)      Join Date: Jan 2007       10-23-2008, 7:48 PM Reply   
lame, this is totally gonna turn into a gay political debate.

but ill play-- im going with the underdog Ralph Nader
Old    jpg (jpg)      Join Date: Jul 2007       10-23-2008, 7:51 PM Reply   
F*ck Ya
Old    Mike Odenwaelder (hyperlite_boards)      Join Date: Aug 2007       10-23-2008, 7:52 PM Reply   
Old    Nick Kondylas (homedawg678)      Join Date: Jan 2007       10-23-2008, 7:53 PM Reply   
McCain's arms can't even go above his head...
Old    Johnny (johnny_defacto)      Join Date: Sep 2006       10-23-2008, 7:54 PM Reply   
Unfortunately due to McCains injuries from war, his shoulders could not handle to an Air Raley... so i would have to say Obama...

but I know that Palin would beat both of them!!!
Old    E.J. (deuce)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-23-2008, 8:02 PM Reply   
Truthfully, I would love to spend a week on a houseboat at Powell with all 4 and pick their brains around a campfire while drinking far too many beers.

As far as behind the boat.....I wouldn't even care, I'd be sneaking peeks at Palin sunning herself in the bow while I drive. Not that she is SUPER HOT.....but I'll take looking at her in a wicked weasel over the other two behind a boat.
Old    David Bell (dabell)      Join Date: Apr 2007       10-23-2008, 8:03 PM Reply   
McCain, because Obama has a problem spelling. :-)

Old    Nick Yochman (lakemiltonwake08)      Join Date: Oct 2008       10-23-2008, 8:10 PM Reply   
I vote neither and write in the ultimate bada$$ ...
Ron Paul
Old    Ryan Siebring (lostkgb78)      Join Date: Oct 2005       10-23-2008, 8:12 PM Reply   
McCaine would be the old geezer in the fishing boat yelling at the punk kids and their darn wakes.
Old    Tony Miorana (tentcitygoon)      Join Date: Mar 2006       10-23-2008, 8:13 PM Reply   
Sarah Palin would be way better in a bikini on the back of a boat than in the white house, that is for sure.
Old    Ryan Siebring (lostkgb78)      Join Date: Oct 2005       10-23-2008, 8:14 PM Reply   
I just threw up a little in my mouth
Old    Greg S (roomservice)      Join Date: Dec 2006       10-23-2008, 8:22 PM Reply   
Cindy McCain might be a power turner tho.
Old    Jesse Scheel (j_money)      Join Date: May 2006       10-23-2008, 8:30 PM Reply   
Obama is like half black. I doubt he can swim....
Old    Justin (salsajs3030)      Join Date: Aug 2008       10-23-2008, 8:33 PM Reply   
Old    Team CBK....Nate (cbk)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-23-2008, 8:34 PM Reply   
Oh hell^^^^^^^^^^^

Here we go.
Old    Craig VM (tige21i)      Join Date: Mar 2008       10-23-2008, 8:35 PM Reply   
That vid. sucks but I vote cindy behind the boat. If she can surprise us w/ drifting she's cool enough to rip it.
Old    Al - Pal (watson_134_lf)      Join Date: Nov 2007       10-23-2008, 8:37 PM Reply   
black people dont wakeboard.....
the one black friend i tried to get to go out with me was scared his life jacket would "get a hole in it" so he wouldnt come, and continued to call me a crasy a$$ whiteboy.
thus, i would have to side with mccain, even though his arms have a very good possibility of being torn off by the boat while he is trying to get up.
Old    David Bell (dabell)      Join Date: Apr 2007       10-23-2008, 8:41 PM Reply   

I knew it was going to be said. I didn't want to go there.
Old    C.I.E. J-Rod (jarrod)      Join Date: May 2003       10-23-2008, 8:57 PM Reply   
Excellent post EJ. A WW suit would make her look like a slut.
Old    Stephen P (stevo8290)      Join Date: Sep 2008       10-23-2008, 9:43 PM Reply   
well mccain might get hurt but luckily he will be covered by obamas awesome universal health care
Old    wes graves (dkmode34)      Join Date: Mar 2004       10-23-2008, 9:53 PM Reply   
I heard black people were better at sports! Something about an extra butt muscle! word on the streets
Old    B. C. (wkbrdindmax)      Join Date: Jul 2004       10-23-2008, 10:07 PM Reply   
McCain was a hell raiser back in his day. I've heard him say that he broke rules for his own enjoyment, and took great pride in being at the bottom of his class. I could see him being interested in grabbing a thirty bomb with the boys, leaving Cindy at the dock, and going to pick up some hot tourist chicks.

Obama would be too busy trying to incite change to ever get in the water. He'd break out into speech on the swim platform. "Folks, I've had enough of this conservative oppresion. I'm sick and tired like the American people are sick and tired. Sick and tired of being force fed the ideas of big business like closed toe bindings and nondirectional boards. Skurfers for all!" (cheers from all the nearby boats, and everyone raises little signs saying Skurfers in 2008).
Old    Justin (wakesk8er2)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-23-2008, 10:35 PM Reply   
Obama would take the boat at the end of the day so he could give it to someone else that has no idea how to use or take care of a boat. After letting them destroy it, he would bring it back for me to fix to let the next person use it.

So I would definitely take McCain. His shoulder situation probably wouldn't work too well wakeboarding, but I'm sure he could drive.
Old    all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2)      Join Date: Jan 2006       10-23-2008, 10:42 PM Reply   
I heard black people were better at sports! Something about an extra butt muscle! word on the streets. i also heard that they hate water. so that would be a vote for mc cain

(Message edited by Ponte_06_x2 on October 23, 2008)
Old    Ben Ax (hawkeye7708)      Join Date: Feb 2007       10-23-2008, 10:47 PM Reply   
They should get PB to moderate a debate.
Old    braap (braap13)      Join Date: May 2008       10-23-2008, 10:58 PM Reply

McCain looks pretty comfortable on a surfboard...
Old    Johnny (johnny_defacto)      Join Date: Sep 2006       10-24-2008, 12:01 AM Reply   
Justin... great illustration... so true so true.
Old    jpg (jpg)      Join Date: Jul 2007       10-24-2008, 12:03 AM Reply   
I did not intend for this post to become a breading ground for bashing and racism.

But just so people know Obama Body surfs, so yes he can swim.
Old    Small Light (stephan)      Join Date: Nov 2002       10-24-2008, 2:10 AM Reply   
No matter your skin color, you grow up in Hawaii, you better be in the waves!!

Alex, check the comments young fella, there are a few members of this board that would prove you wrong.
Old    Darrin (proimages)      Join Date: Nov 2007       10-24-2008, 2:31 AM Reply   
Palin sunning on the bow : )
McCain handing out the beers, Cindy give the boys some peeks.. and Obama playing submarine trying to get up that's How I see it!!
Cheers D
thanks for the laugh!!!
Old    Cason Slaughter (caseman1322)      Join Date: Sep 2007       10-24-2008, 8:43 AM Reply   
I told myself I wasn't going to post on this thread, but just to calm the racism I'll remind everybody that Josh Palma RIPS
Old    WakeViolater (wakeviolater)      Join Date: Sep 2004       10-24-2008, 9:36 AM Reply   
Ron Paul.
Old    Jarrod Corby (showmedonttellme)      Join Date: Mar 2008       10-24-2008, 9:41 AM Reply   
McCain crashed THREE planes folks, he has no concept of air. THREE!! Normally u lose ur wings after one. He only kept his wings cuz his Daddy and Granddaddy were Admirals. He'd stall out like one of UncleJessies crowmobes gone bad!!! That being said, Obama would prolly suck too. hahahaha
Old    Becky Carter (beckycarter)      Join Date: Oct 2008       10-24-2008, 9:42 AM Reply   
I'm going to have to go with the Govenator, Mr. Schwarzenegger. Ahhhnold.
Old    Luker (xbones)      Join Date: Mar 2007       10-24-2008, 9:44 AM Reply   
Obama is too tall and McCain is too old. I second a vote for Palin as long as she's in a bikini and not talking...ever.
Old    Mike Capuzzo (cccbuilders)      Join Date: Jun 2007       10-24-2008, 10:01 AM Reply   
^^^^^ yeah what xbones said
Old    Ian Brown (wakereviews)      Join Date: Sep 2006       10-24-2008, 10:24 AM Reply   
not even "can I get you another beer?"
Old    Ben Ax (hawkeye7708)      Join Date: Feb 2007       10-24-2008, 10:40 AM Reply   
First one to wax my boat gets my vote.
Old    Stephen P (stevo8290)      Join Date: Sep 2008       10-24-2008, 11:12 AM Reply   
who wants to see hilary clinton in a bikini in the bow!!! what what!
Old    Becky Carter (beckycarter)      Join Date: Oct 2008       10-24-2008, 11:22 AM Reply   
Or how about Bill Clinton in a speedo? yessssssssss. sexy.
Old    Stephen P (stevo8290)      Join Date: Sep 2008       10-24-2008, 11:34 AM Reply   
thats what i like to hear!
Old    Shane (wakebrdrnc)      Join Date: Mar 2004       10-24-2008, 11:49 AM Reply   
WOW!!! I have seen a lot of things on here but the "black" comments are ridiculous. Guess I need to tell my buddy with a Malibu that rides better than most "white" people to get on here and tell you guys whats up.
Old    Dave (knarbar)      Join Date: Nov 2006       10-24-2008, 11:54 AM Reply   
"I dont know Loyd I thought the rocky mountains would be a little rockier than this"
Old    Shane (wakebrdrnc)      Join Date: Mar 2004       10-24-2008, 11:56 AM Reply   
Hahahah..Just go ahead and pee.
Old    Dave (knarbar)      Join Date: Nov 2006       10-24-2008, 12:26 PM Reply   
Old    Trevor (hawk7)      Join Date: Apr 2007       10-24-2008, 1:02 PM Reply   
John Kerry or Bush?

I'd go bush in that situation.

I'd say McCain would get up before obama, obama would be trying to get up in some "sport changing" way that didn't work...

Still that would deffinately be a hilarious day on the water.
Old    Ryan P (waketx05)      Join Date: Feb 2008       10-24-2008, 2:26 PM Reply   
i didnt wanna post on this either... but i vote RON PAUL.. AND to clear up the debate.. black people DO RIDE...
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       10-24-2008, 2:51 PM Reply   
McCain, he's not afraid to take a digger.

In effort to appeal to the South, Obama would load the boat with drunk rednecks and piss off the water patrol. But he gets off without a hitch when he reminds water patrol about funding their new boats and vehicles. Then, Obama would let one of the drunk rednecks take it for a spin to pick up someone less fortunate, and they wreck the boat. The redneck and victim would be fine under his health plan, the boat would be trashed and taxpayers would have to pay for the wrecked boat, medical bills for the leaches of society, along with a a new boat for Obama to cruise around in talking to Americans about change.
Old    Jo Shmoe (joeshmoe)      Join Date: Jan 2003       10-24-2008, 2:59 PM Reply   
Oboma, if you can't drive the boat, you don't get to ride!
Old    Jo Shmoe (joeshmoe)      Join Date: Jan 2003       10-24-2008, 3:01 PM Reply   
if Oboma wins he can take my boat?
Old    Al - Pal (watson_134_lf)      Join Date: Nov 2007       10-24-2008, 3:07 PM Reply   
dude, dont get me wrong, id be stoked if a black person came out and rode with me.... one of my best (black) freinds who skates harder than me isnt scared of a double kink 20 step staircase rail, but wont touch the water.
Old    Tuneman (tuneman)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-24-2008, 3:09 PM Reply   
Old    David Mann (moonshine)      Join Date: Jun 2008       10-24-2008, 3:12 PM Reply   
Considering McCain crashed "three" (3) jets he would not be the best. Would you want him to wreck your $80,000 boat. I sure wouldn't... My vote goes to Obama....
Old    Matt Coldren (yorwakebordfrend)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-24-2008, 3:21 PM Reply   
ralph nader has a sick dum dum 7... rode with him the other day
Old    Dave (knarbar)      Join Date: Nov 2006       10-24-2008, 3:42 PM Reply   
I have a belly button!
Old    Trevor (hawk7)      Join Date: Apr 2007       10-24-2008, 9:58 PM Reply   
Sometimes I Laugh
When I pee

A dum dum 7 would be sick!

Nader vs. Rove?
Old    E.J. (deuce)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-24-2008, 10:34 PM Reply   


By Ben Axell (hawkeye7708) on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 9:40 am:

First one out of Cindy or Sarah to show off the brazilian wax on my boat, their party gets my vote.

Old    all eyez on me (ponte_06_x2)      Join Date: Jan 2006       10-24-2008, 11:08 PM Reply   
its just a joke people. why the need to always pull the race card. you guys are truly the reason why racism is still around. i told my friend whos is a african american about this thread and he told me to say that "black people hate the water." this coming from his mouth. so ease up and chill out.

(Message edited by Ponte_06_x2 on October 24, 2008)

(Message edited by Ponte_06_x2 on October 24, 2008)
Old    David Miller (otown_dave)      Join Date: Dec 2007       10-25-2008, 6:16 AM Reply   
"calm the racism I'll remind everybody that Josh Palma RIPS" Except Josh is not black,,,
Old    Xgirl (melanie)      Join Date: Apr 2001       10-25-2008, 6:26 AM Reply   
Old    scott firman (mucktoerider)      Join Date: Jan 2007       10-25-2008, 11:44 AM Reply   
just from the discussions on here and from the ugly media abroad. concerns me about the future of the country. first when it comes to media...dont believe them. I worked in it for eight years...they spin everything in their favor. Look at both candidates background and accomplishments and make your judgement off of that. Obama to me is real arrogant and acting like a rockstar with his shades and security detail. We had that for a mayor here in detroit and he now is in jail. Mc Cain supported illegal immigration amnesty. BAD move. nothing against long as its legal. If they come to our country illegal..then they will be part of or do more illegal things other then jump the border. But as for wakeboarding....they both would get their butt whipped. As for Sarah...she is a tough chic. She would perform the best and be the most bold about it. Obama probably lied about bodyboarding. Just like he does about Bill Ayres, Resco, and Rev Williams.. Just my rant. Either way..go out and vote..there are other important things to decide on as well. GO PALIN!
Old    Paul Morgan (morgs)      Join Date: Nov 2005       10-25-2008, 11:55 AM Reply   
Ugly media abroad?
Old    Kraig Kaiser (kraig)      Join Date: Dec 2002       10-25-2008, 12:06 PM Reply   
Good point Scott, the media is extremely biased for their own political agenda. Look at both candidates and make your own decision. What kills me is when people decide to vote for a certain candidate due to either popularity or what the media tells them. Be an individual and think for yourself. Be a free thinker and make your own decision instead of letting others with an agenda make it for you. We all complain about the problems in our society, our government, politicians, the economy, etc... If you allow others to farm your vote then you are part of the problem too.

Do your own research, look at all candidates, local and national, and make your own decisions. Think for yourself! Freedom allows for free thought, socialism and dictators tell you what to think and who should be in power. What society do YOU want to be apart of.......

Think about it when it comes time to choose our leaders.
Old    SoCal MOB (rnopr8)      Join Date: Apr 2005       10-25-2008, 12:22 PM Reply   
X-girl...LOL LOL

I would like to take Palin out for a girls learn to ride she would do well....Go Palin!
Old    Matt Simpson (slob02)      Join Date: Mar 2004       10-25-2008, 12:23 PM Reply   
Biden or Palin as your driver/observer????
Old    SoCal MOB (rnopr8)      Join Date: Apr 2005       10-25-2008, 12:33 PM Reply   
Biden as HER driver
Old    Mike Dornan (forensic_scientist)      Join Date: Jan 2008       10-26-2008, 8:27 PM Reply   
OMG, I'm dyin' from all the posts!! I say as far as guts and fear go, you have to pick far as the posts about his arms not going above his only have to have the handle by your waist for the initial pop anyway...after that, just close your eyes 'cause it's gonna be ugly!! Obama would be more interested in re-distributing your boat and gear to those who couldn't afford it ("Here is your Mastercraft...I mean 'tax cut' Joe Plumber!!) and Biden's plugs would fall out of his head! Palin can ride in my bow any day with her wicked weasel!! You know her man Todd would throw some sick air behind the boat!! (born and raised in AK, so I'm a little biased!!)

Hey Xgirl...very keen observation on which one would have the balls to ride the tube and who would be in the gay little knee board doing silly 180's!! Kudos to everyone's posts!!
Old    Tim (srock)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-27-2008, 8:36 AM Reply   
It doesn't matter that McCain can't get his arms over his head. Those locked arms are going to help him with a lot of moves and handle control. He'd probably be good at skiing or footing.
Old    Tim (srock)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-27-2008, 8:37 AM Reply   
Obama would not pay for gas because if you can afford the boat your rich. So lets redistribute.

Don't forget Cindy McCain owns a beer distributorship. Free Bud!!!
Old    Chris Hopf (chrishopf)      Join Date: Sep 2007       10-27-2008, 10:22 AM Reply   
I vote McCain!!! I got to see him ride over the weekend...
Old    Tim (srock)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-27-2008, 11:33 AM Reply   
See the arm positions, just like I told you. Now try to get Obama to help pay for gas.
Old    RileyBangerter (steezyshots)      Join Date: Feb 2008       10-27-2008, 11:42 AM Reply   
If Obama rode he may wreck the boat, then take it to the business owner who is going to have to pay higher taxes and expect him to fix it without raising costs.
Old    Andy (andyrage1)      Join Date: Aug 2006       10-27-2008, 11:50 AM Reply   
Are there many 72 year-old men who can wakeboard? My grandma, same age, has a tough enough time getting into the boat.
Old    Ryan Siebring (lostkgb78)      Join Date: Oct 2005       10-27-2008, 2:04 PM Reply   
Wow... How embarrassing are some of these post. Some racist.. Some just plain propagandist..

Not to say that most of you stayed on point and just commented about the humor of the original post.

Firman, before you call some one a liar, you should do some fact checking.. after all, you were in the media business for 8 years right... Unless it was with the national enquire, I suspect you're suppose to fact check. Or our you proving your paoint about "spinning in your favor"?
Behold, Obama charging Sandy's beach (also known as breakneck beach) on Oahu

Old    Tim (srock)      Join Date: Mar 2002       10-27-2008, 2:18 PM Reply   
More proof, his eyes are closed. He's going to over-rotate every time!

McCain's your man. Think about it, McCain will be so beat after one set he'll turn to ballast. You get the rest of the sets, he chips in for gas, and you drink free Bud.


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