Actually, he was a pain in the ass at the hospital,
but the nurse was quick to appear with the lube and the rubber gloves.
Also, he didnt tell you he was the first out on the second run so we spent our run time driving him to the hospital. But it's ok, cuz the wife is being so sympathetic, just ask.
Kidding aside that is a major complete tear and we are hoping for a full and complete recovery.