But wait thereís moreÖ Havenít you always said Iím going to get around too it? We think you meant ďA Round 2-It.Ē Now you if you can get around to it you can order A Round 2-It from Big Show Industries.
Do symmetrical boards confuse you? We have completely solved this problem or weíre sending you off to a rubber room. Just put your feet someplace on the board and tell the driver to hit it! There is no front, back or any side, no wait itís all front, back, and sides, we simply donít know. Hey look the sleeves in my new jacket go all the way around and tie in the back!!
Talk about rails! Old fashioned boards have two discontinuous rails. We like to say disjointed, rails. The Revolutionary A Round 2-It has a single continuous rail. No mater what your stance is or maneuver you perform you will always have a rail in the wave. And talk about a spin factory youíll literally run in circles like a hamster in a wheel.
If youíre looking for the next level of challenging to ride surfboards this is it!!! The current world A Round 2-It riding endurance record is just over a second. Youíll spend hours trying to smash that record.
Disclaimer: Iím not a paid representative of Big Show Industries and Iím not a "A Round 2-It" promo rider. This is an add parody, even though there is one A Round 2-It, there is no Big Show Industries.