This blog just kind of popped up recently and it looks like it's gonna be a whole lotta fun.
Apparently some idiot at Maxim magazine felt Kata Dobo was too chubby and let loose with the warping and the distorting. Or perhaps her bathroom tiles are deliberately crooked.
Anyways, if there's any lurkers out there retouching photos for a living then it's probably time to watch your ass. For the rest of us hobbyists and amateurs, this would probably serve as a good reminder to, well, watch your ass!