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Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-25-2008, 4:20 PM Reply   
Well I just thought it was funny how many Randall Harris threads there are so I thought I'd make just 1 more
Old    mendo247            01-25-2008, 4:25 PM Reply   
Hahahahaha Yeah give the guy a break already!

Know wonder he took a break from boarding lol. I mean there is actually a thread where dudes are looking at his tats and are seeing Boobs! Thats just scary.
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-25-2008, 4:30 PM Reply   
Yeah dude for real I've been keeping up with em just to figure out which guys are going to start stalking him :-)
Old    Jesse L Schaal (hyperliteguy_04)      Join Date: Jun 2007       01-25-2008, 4:52 PM Reply   
And the girls that get pissed that guys are stalking him lol
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-25-2008, 4:59 PM Reply   
hee hee no $h|t
Old    Jesse L Schaal (hyperliteguy_04)      Join Date: Jun 2007       01-25-2008, 5:00 PM Reply   
lol i thought it was funny....i love when people talk the internet
Old    C.I.E. J-Rod (jarrod)      Join Date: May 2003       01-25-2008, 5:02 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris is tough, but there's no way he can land in the flats like Randall. His knees are too old for that shiat.
Old    Jesse L Schaal (hyperliteguy_04)      Join Date: Jun 2007       01-25-2008, 5:04 PM Reply   
lol i SWEAR i saw Norris in Hooters here in omaha nebraska the other day
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-25-2008, 5:08 PM Reply   
Well I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris can be in multiple places at the same time . . . . Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits
Old    Jesse L Schaal (hyperliteguy_04)      Join Date: Jun 2007       01-25-2008, 5:11 PM Reply   
that is true, very true
Old    kidrik            01-25-2008, 5:47 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris has a tat on his low back the looks like a$$ cleavage........
Old    Loren (helix_rider)      Join Date: Mar 2003       01-25-2008, 6:33 PM Reply   
I didn't think Chuck could get tats...I heard that the ink couldn't penetrate his skin?
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-25-2008, 6:58 PM Reply   
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
Old    Caleb Rountree (dlwsrider)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-25-2008, 7:18 PM Reply   
Much like Chuck Norris, Randall Harris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings.
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-25-2008, 7:19 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris jokes never get old
Old    Chris (brody)      Join Date: Jul 2006       01-25-2008, 7:34 PM Reply   
Randall Norris doesn't dodge bullits, bullits dodge Randall Norris
Old    Caleb Rountree (dlwsrider)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-25-2008, 7:38 PM Reply   
When Randall Harris gets in for a set, he doesn't get wet;

The water gets Randall Harris
Old    Chris (brody)      Join Date: Jul 2006       01-25-2008, 7:41 PM Reply   
Chuck Harris' tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.
Old    Alpha_Beast (socalwakepunk)      Join Date: Dec 2002       01-25-2008, 10:10 PM Reply   
When Randall Harris is done wakeboarding, he doesn't drop the handle, he pulls the boat to a stop.
Old    Travis Briscoe (travis_briscoe)      Join Date: Sep 2005       01-25-2008, 10:39 PM Reply   
In order for Randall Harris to shave, he has to round house kick himself in the face, cause only Randall Harris is hard enough to cut Randall Harris:-)
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       01-25-2008, 11:04 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris is pissed because he can't poke out his BS 3
Old    Leo Lasecki (malibuboarder75)      Join Date: Jan 2004       01-26-2008, 12:30 AM Reply   
You know what is funny, my old room mate has slept over at Chuck Norris' house. His dad knows Chuck's accountant and they invited his whole family over one weekend. My roommates little brother broke one of their 4 wheelers, and Chuck said 'dont worry about it'. Also, last weekend, they went over to his house because Chuck was having some banquet at his house and my roommate's dad was speaking at it.
Old    David Williams (wakeworld)      Join Date: Jan 1997       01-26-2008, 12:47 AM Reply   
If we're going to throw down Chuck sightings, I have to mention that I sat next to him and his wife/girlfriend at the Magic Castle in Hollywood back around 1991 or so. I feel special because I didn't get a roundhouse kick to the face!
Old    kal schultz (kal_dude)      Join Date: Apr 2006       01-26-2008, 9:56 AM Reply   
actually i think chuck norris is randalls uncle!





p.s. tackleberry, i laughed about the pulling the boat to a stop for about 10 min!
Old    Loren (helix_rider)      Join Date: Mar 2003       01-26-2008, 10:07 AM Reply   
I've seen Chuck Norris wakeboard, and he always has glass cause the wake is afraid, so it flattens out just as he is ready to hit it.
Old    John Haile (waterdork88)      Join Date: Aug 2005       01-26-2008, 12:47 PM Reply   
Randall lost his virginity before his dad...and he CAN judge a book by its cover
Old    Josh Wells (goatroper222000)      Join Date: Dec 2006       01-26-2008, 4:38 PM Reply   
When the boogie man goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the Islands.
Old    AndY (andy13)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-26-2008, 4:45 PM Reply   
haha this thread made my day
Old    Peter Moss (pete_moss)      Join Date: Sep 2007       01-26-2008, 5:04 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the act of "hunting" implies a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Definitely my fav.
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-26-2008, 5:50 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Old    Chris (brody)      Join Date: Jul 2006       01-26-2008, 8:04 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-26-2008, 8:14 PM Reply   
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Old    Trevor (hawk7)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-26-2008, 9:41 PM Reply   
Randall Harris Counted To Infinity Twice!

Randall Harris once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Randall Harris, because randall killed that man.

Randall Harris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops

Randall Harris can get Blackjack with just one card.

When Randall Harris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap The Vandall.

and my personal favorite; There is no Control button on Randall Harris' computer. Randall Harris is always in control.
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-26-2008, 9:44 PM Reply   
I think I just pee'd a little
Old    Trevor (hawk7)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-26-2008, 9:49 PM Reply   
when god said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please"
Old    raging jerbul (kawaik)      Join Date: Feb 2005       01-26-2008, 11:08 PM Reply   
chuck norris could eat a tree and some nails in the morning and poop a log cabin before sundown.
Old    m13 (merrion13)      Join Date: Aug 2007       01-27-2008, 7:21 AM Reply   
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he recognizes is surprise

There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Chuck has allowed to live

Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants
Old    Joe Pearson (pearsonville)      Join Date: Feb 2002       01-27-2008, 9:44 AM Reply   
The Vandall doesn't sleep - he waits.
Old    Ian Brown (wakereviews)      Join Date: Sep 2006       01-27-2008, 10:42 AM Reply   
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants"

Definitely my favorite!!!!
Old    Caleb Rountree (dlwsrider)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-27-2008, 3:37 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris doesnt wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris.
Old    John Haile (waterdork88)      Join Date: Aug 2005       01-27-2008, 8:45 PM Reply   
the Vandall can win a game of connect 4...in 3 moves

the Vandall doesnt read books. he merely stares the book down until it surrenders the information
Old    nEwJ_HoSeR (tinytdubb)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-27-2008, 10:12 PM Reply   
Chuck Norris can solve a Rubiks with one move.... the death stare.
Old    Blabelmooch (blabel)      Join Date: Jul 2001       01-27-2008, 11:05 PM Reply   
I'm sure everyone knows about this but I'll post it anyway just in case.

One of the greatest sites ever:

www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Old    C.I.E. J-Rod (jarrod)      Join Date: May 2003       01-28-2008, 9:34 AM Reply   
I think we need a "vandallfacts.com"
Old    David Williams (wakeworld)      Join Date: Jan 1997       01-28-2008, 9:45 AM Reply   
That's not a bad idea! :-) Maybe we should to a contest and come up with the top 10 Randall facts. I think Frew's fact about him stopping the boat would be a definite qualifier. What do you think?
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       01-28-2008, 11:02 AM Reply   
Yes do it :-)
Old    Eubanks (eubanks01)      Join Date: Jun 2001       01-28-2008, 12:18 PM Reply   
Randall Harris is so intimidating that tattoo artists have a hard time spelling correctly in his presence.

(Message edited by eubanks01 on January 28, 2008)
Old    Trevor (hawk7)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-28-2008, 12:27 PM Reply   
Randall Harris rides so far out he hits wakes from the previous day.
Old    John (stoked_32)      Join Date: Aug 2007       01-28-2008, 3:26 PM Reply   
Randall Harris rode doubles... by himself.
Old    Trevor (hawk7)      Join Date: Apr 2007       01-28-2008, 3:29 PM Reply   
haha
Old    Josh Wells (goatroper222000)      Join Date: Dec 2006       01-28-2008, 3:34 PM Reply   
Not mine but heard on a previous thread like this... The vandal doesn't use ballast, he stares at the boat and it sinks in fear. The only reason all of Randal Harris's tricks are 75 ft into the flats is because the law of gravity doesn't apply to him. He tells gravity when and when not to pull him down.
Old    John (stoked_32)      Join Date: Aug 2007       01-28-2008, 3:51 PM Reply   
When Randall Harris does an ollie, he isn't popping himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
Old    Nick Schrein (wakeboardern1)      Join Date: Aug 2007       01-28-2008, 6:17 PM Reply   
The meteor strike in Deep Impact wasn't special effects. It was merely a video of Randall Harris landing a 360 w/ a tail grab.


That was bad... Oh well...
Old     (upnorth)      Join Date: Oct 2007       01-28-2008, 9:05 PM Reply   
When the government found the weapons of mass destruction....... they found chuck norris and randall harris!
Old    M-Dizzle (liquidmx)      Join Date: Jun 2005       01-28-2008, 9:20 PM Reply   
John, dont forget... Randall Harris drives chase boat, for himself.
Old    John Haile (waterdork88)      Join Date: Aug 2005       01-28-2008, 11:37 PM Reply   
when randall harris wakeboards, he doesnt get pulled by the boat. randall harris pulls the boat.

randall harris doesnt grab, he also commands his board to come up into his hand.
Old    J Cas (jcas)      Join Date: Apr 2007       02-05-2008, 11:04 AM Reply   
When Randall Harris falls, he hurts the water . . . Lucky for the water, Randall Harris never falls.
Old    Alpha_Beast (socalwakepunk)      Join Date: Dec 2002       02-05-2008, 11:51 AM Reply   
Rusty Malinoski wears Randall Harris jammies to bed...
Old    Sinko (sinkoumn)      Join Date: Jan 2007       02-05-2008, 11:58 AM Reply   
^aha
Old    C.I.E. J-Rod (jarrod)      Join Date: May 2003       02-05-2008, 12:10 PM Reply   
Damn! Nice one.
Old    Gerald (sloshake)      Join Date: Mar 2003       02-05-2008, 12:47 PM Reply   
Randy Harris has never actually spun a trick. It is the Earth and everyone else that is spinning around him.

Randy Harris's upcoming instructional dvd releases: Expulsion and Heavenly Education.
Old     (okcrashhighlight)      Join Date: Feb 2008       02-05-2008, 1:02 PM Reply   
Randall doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
Old    david (dnp33)      Join Date: Jan 2007       02-05-2008, 1:10 PM Reply   
waaaaay too many people copying chuck norris jokes and changing them to randall harris jokes.
Old    Fabs (fabs128)      Join Date: Feb 2007       02-05-2008, 1:12 PM Reply   
Some people piss there name in the snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
Old     (okcrashhighlight)      Join Date: Feb 2008       02-05-2008, 1:14 PM Reply   
God didnt part the red sea, Randall did charging the wake.
Old    jb (rico80)      Join Date: Aug 2002       02-05-2008, 1:24 PM Reply   
Here's some originals I submitted to the contest.

Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding for 2 years, that’s just how long it took him to come down from a double up.

Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding, a Harris 720 caused the earth to rotate 2 full years without him.
Old    ben hugo (nitro909)      Join Date: Jun 2006       02-05-2008, 1:24 PM Reply   
The only reason Randall Harris wears bindings is so his board doesnt run away from him.
Old    John Haile (waterdork88)      Join Date: Aug 2005       02-05-2008, 2:07 PM Reply   
asia never got hit by a tsunami. it was just randall harris throwing a big slash

everyone uses the "no gravity code" in video games. randall harris is the only person that knows the "no gravity code" in real life
Old    Andy Nintzel (andy_nintzel)      Join Date: Sep 2004       02-05-2008, 3:15 PM Reply   
Here are the one I entered:

When Randall Harris wakeboards, the boat is not pulling him, it'strying to get away.

When Randall Harris is wakeboarding the boat doesn't have to drive a double up, he simply commands the water to create the rollers.

Randall Harris didn't get tattoos he is growing armor.

Randall Harris doesn't hit the wake on his wakeboard he scares the board into lifting him.

Randall Harris uses spectra line as dental floss.

Randall Harris doesn't ride for Gator boards, Gator boards rides for him.

Randall Harris didn't take 777 days off from wakeboarding, he spent 777 days hunting and killing Chuck Norris.

(I Stole this one I admit it) Gieko saved 15% by switching to Randall Harris

Randall Harris was the first person to wakeboard on mars.

Randall Harris is the only person who can wakeboard on frozen lakes.

Randall Harris wears 2 knee braces not to protect his knees but to protect the knee braces.

Randall Harris eats wakeboards for breakfast.



(Message edited by andy nintzel on February 05, 2008)
Old    AG (martinique)      Join Date: Sep 2006       02-05-2008, 3:34 PM Reply   
Here is what I entered

Randall Harris violated a temporary flight restriction set by the FAA for heightened security during the Super Bowl and was escorted by F16 Fighter Jet and a Blackhawk Helicopter to a near by airport.


Randall Harris can only ride in the ocean because when he lands a trick in a lake all the water disappears

When Randall Harris rides in Florida all the gators leave the water scared

Randall Harris was the 1st to summit Mt. Everest on a wakeboard

Randall Harris rides over Niagara Falls on wakeboard....leaves barrel at home
Old    wes graves (dkmode34)      Join Date: Mar 2004       02-05-2008, 3:35 PM Reply   
I entered

My mom and dad were married until she saw his section in retrospect, now they are divorced and my mom has “The Vandall” tattooed on her ass.


Screw Red Bull, Randall drinks Froggy’s tears before he rides.

Tom has to send Randall a friend request
Old    Brett Hileman (bhileman)      Join Date: Apr 2005       02-05-2008, 7:33 PM Reply   
Heres what I submitted

Randall Harris once did a heelflip while riding on a wakeboard!

Randall Harris did not take a break from wakeboarding, wakeboarding took a break from him!

All of Randall Harris' tattoos are fake; a needle can not penetrate his skin!

Randall Harris does not wave to the judges for extra points; the judges wave to Randall and he tells them how many points he receives!

Randall Harris was the first wakeboarder to jump off a double up, join the mile high club mid-air, and land it flawlessly; all at the age of 10!

One day Randall Harris' malibu broke down so he roped the two humpback whales in the delta, and completed his sets for the day.
Old    Brent Blakeney (wakenbreak)      Join Date: Nov 2006       02-05-2008, 11:19 PM Reply   
Randell Harris can Raley a Wakeskate.

Randall Ahrris can shred anything...most noteably a telephone pole.

Randall Harris was born with his tattoos, he did them himself...in the womb!

The Double Up was origionally called the Randall Harris. Randall made them change it because peopel fall on Double Ups, and Randall Harris NEVER falls.

those are few of mine
Old    John Haile (waterdork88)      Join Date: Aug 2005       02-06-2008, 12:59 AM Reply   
randall harris can wakeboard without a boat, a handle, water, or even a wakeboard

randall harris can do a tantrum...stop...and proceed to throw a backroll on his way down

randall harris can do a roundhouse punch

randall harris can do tumbleturns without getting wet
Old    David Williams (wakeworld)      Join Date: Jan 1997       02-06-2008, 9:40 AM Reply   
Ok, as many of you have seen by now, the contest is official and Erik 'Gator' Lutgert himself has stepped up to offer Randall's board, bindings, a Deuce Pop wakeskate and a bunch of other shwag as prizes. We're only taking entries via the email address on that contest page at http://wakeworld.com/getarticle.asp?articleid=1505. I'm not going to be pulling any entries off of this thread, so if you think you have a contender, email it to us!
Old    raging jerbul (kawaik)      Join Date: Feb 2005       02-07-2008, 10:22 AM Reply   
randall harris is so revolutionary that his mother actually invented wakeboarding while he was in the womb.

randall harris wakeboards naked and everybody still watches

randall harris can ride circles around the boat

randall harris has landed two 1080s at the same time

the x games dropped wakeboarding because it was obvious that randall harris was going to be the gold medalist...of everything.

danny harf bores randall harris

randall harris doesn't ride flex-boards. he could flex titanium if he wanted to.

bob ross died when he realized that randall harris could paint better than him while wakeboarding, and nobody falls asleep watching randall, nobody.

randall harris could win the presidential election with only a repeated playback of his section in transgression for a campaign.
Old    nEwJ_HoSeR (tinytdubb)      Join Date: Jul 2007       02-07-2008, 2:31 PM Reply   
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Old    SCBrips (scbrips)      Join Date: Mar 2006       02-07-2008, 7:03 PM Reply   
Randall Harris invented the Remix.
Old    Ryan Gardner (wakemb)      Join Date: Mar 2006       02-07-2008, 7:25 PM Reply   
Randall Harris wears boardshorts over his wetsuit ... so it must be legit.

Even Randall Harris could turn blind looking at another guy's manhood in a wetsuit.

(Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008)

(Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008)
Old    pwork (siuski)      Join Date: Feb 2003       02-08-2008, 7:22 AM Reply   
google "find Chuck Norris" hit "I'm feelig lucky"

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