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Old    Jon (jon4pres)      Join Date: May 2004       08-31-2007, 2:22 PM Reply   
You deserved it.
Old    Billy (woreout)      Join Date: Aug 2006       08-31-2007, 2:24 PM Reply   
I should say what was left in me.
and yes I deserved it.
Old    Chqwakeboarder (chqwakeboarder)      Join Date: May 2006       08-31-2007, 4:51 PM Reply   
I can't ever pee in my shorts or in a wetsuit, but when I jump in a drysuit, it's a different story
Old    Marshallk (marshk344)      Join Date: Jun 2005       08-31-2007, 4:56 PM Reply   
every time.
Old    tylyn tapawingo (inty399)      Join Date: May 2007       08-31-2007, 5:33 PM Reply   
EVERY ONE DOES IT. SOME MORE THAN OTHERS JUST ADMIT IT. DONT DO IT IN A WET SUIT AND IT DOSNT TAKE A DIPLOMA TO KNOW NOT TO DO IT IN A DRY SUIT
Old    Big Ed (big_ed_x2)      Join Date: Jul 2004       08-31-2007, 5:51 PM Reply   
I play the game and ask the people on the boat....down which leg?
Old    Nate Gervenak (gervy)      Join Date: Jun 2007       08-31-2007, 6:01 PM Reply   
peein my pants is a tradition of mine...if i dont do it i dont ride good...haha
Old    Loren (helix_rider)      Join Date: Mar 2003       08-31-2007, 6:13 PM Reply   
I'm a pee'er like the rest of you, but dropping a baby ruth in the lake is really nasty IMO. I don't want your e.coli in my lake
Old    Newty (newty)      Join Date: May 2005       09-02-2007, 7:39 AM Reply   
We call it raising the water level while warming the lake up 12oz at a time.
Just doing my part!
Old    fishburns (deltarat)      Join Date: Mar 2007       09-02-2007, 11:18 AM Reply   
lets just put it this way: the delta is 99.9% pee.
Old    Robert Hixson (hixsonaz)      Join Date: May 2007       09-02-2007, 11:33 AM Reply   
i agree loren! please everyone, NO stink pickles in the lake!
Old    Scott (tuffenuff)      Join Date: Aug 2006       09-02-2007, 12:43 PM Reply   
When you fart in the water, do you always warn everybody "Don't bite the bubbles"! And yes, being the dog that I am, I mark my territory all the way down the waterway.
Old    Toby yeo (toby_yeo)      Join Date: Feb 2006       09-02-2007, 1:03 PM Reply   
its good luck...
Old    rick ator (mkperceptions)      Join Date: Jan 2007       09-02-2007, 5:59 PM Reply   
how else am i supposed to warm up the water?
Old    Josh Wells (goatroper222000)      Join Date: Dec 2006       09-02-2007, 6:16 PM Reply   
YES...to all of the above

Theres no running back to the house to pee!!!
You've got to be kidding me..who does THAT???

(Message edited by goatroper222000 on September 02, 2007)
Old    Ren D. (want2ridealot)      Join Date: Jul 2007       09-02-2007, 7:31 PM Reply   
When the water is 50 degrees I don't care, peeing in your wet suit feels GREAT. O when I ride i always try to dunk my head before i pee but thats gross if yo don't.
Old    Ren D. (want2ridealot)      Join Date: Jul 2007       09-02-2007, 7:34 PM Reply   
pee on your leg on the platform and kick it on the guy standing next to you hahahaah
Old    Brian Rothchild (rothy)      Join Date: Jul 2005       09-02-2007, 10:00 PM Reply   
I like to stand on the dock and pee right before I jump off. And I announce it so that everyone knows and sees it.
Old    Bob (bob)      Join Date: Feb 2001       09-05-2007, 12:41 AM Reply   
Pee in my shorts...ha I pee in my wetsuit all the time so why would I not pee in my shorts. Anyone ever watch the "Survivorman" my son said he watched a show where he..........DRANK IT!!!

WARNING NOT FOR THE TIMID

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotNQOYFxkw&mode=related&search=
Old    alan plotz (alanp)      Join Date: Apr 2001       09-05-2007, 1:15 AM Reply   
im a wicked pissa.

i pretty much store my pee for days at a time before i go riding just so i can blast all over the lake and mark my territory.
Old    dave Noti_dad (noti_dad)      Join Date: Jul 2003       09-05-2007, 12:15 PM Reply   
I know a someone (I will not name them but they can call themselves out) that just stands on the swim step and lets it run down his legs, then jumps in to ride. Yes, he's and adult (sort of).

BTW-If you've never number 2'd out in the middle of the lake or ocean because you are too far from a facility, you should try it. Funnier than heck watching first timers try/do it. LOL!!
Old    Brad West (utwake1)      Join Date: Jul 2007       09-05-2007, 12:26 PM Reply   
i'm a big fan of peeing while i'm standing on the platform, & then making a fashionable dismount. lol
Old    D.F.T.R. Josh (downfortheride)      Join Date: Jun 2005       09-05-2007, 12:47 PM Reply   
Dave ~~ Just for safety reasons have them hold it in their hands when their done with their #2. If you can man up a do it in a lake, man up and take it out of the lake!
Old    kaleb kramer (krkx93)      Join Date: Jun 2007       09-05-2007, 5:52 PM Reply   
all the time before every ride its a good warm up lol
Old    Jared (lfs56)      Join Date: Jul 2007       09-05-2007, 6:14 PM Reply   
every time right before i get up! i gotta pull out the under armour compression shorts to avoid what Eubanks already mentioned!
Old    Paul Weintz (paulw)      Join Date: Dec 2006       09-06-2007, 8:19 AM Reply   
Man, that was the longest tread on pee, we got to get a life.
Old    Loren (helix_rider)      Join Date: Mar 2003       09-06-2007, 8:34 AM Reply   
Can kinda tell the season is winding down when non-wake threads start to dominate. I am a die-hard wakeworlder, but from Oct-Feb it gets kinda stale. Of course, that means I ONLY check WW once/day instead of like 10 lol :-)
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       09-06-2007, 9:01 AM Reply   
I'm a pisser I have to pee damn near every time I hit the water :-)
Old    Aaron (aarond0083)      Join Date: Apr 2007       09-06-2007, 10:47 AM Reply   
"You aiiiin't cool unless you pee your pants!"

Every time before I ride in the water. Sometimes I stand on the bow or platform if I am dry and no other boats are in the cove we're in.
Old    Austin Carter (atom_ant)      Join Date: Aug 2003       09-06-2007, 10:59 AM Reply   
I heard that pee kills amoebas. Everyone PEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old    Eubanks (eubanks01)      Join Date: Jun 2001       09-06-2007, 11:11 AM Reply   
Non-wake thread?? What goes together more than pee and wakeboarding?! You can pee without wakeboarding, but you sure can't wakeboard without peeing.
Old    Montgomery (lovin_the_wake)      Join Date: Jul 2007       09-06-2007, 11:13 AM Reply   
^Word !
Old    scott firman (mucktoerider)      Join Date: Jan 2007       09-06-2007, 11:17 AM Reply   
I peed on the neighbors laundry after a few beers in my younger years when they left it on the line all night. that was really mean come to think of it. Has anyone tried to pee on an electric fence? Just asking! For me peeing in the water.....isn't the water consistent of at least 90 pee Add to the lake levels when it hasn't rain for days. so you could almost call wakeboarders and skiers...environmentalist!
Old    FoxrepDC (foxrepdc)      Join Date: Oct 2005       09-06-2007, 12:56 PM Reply   
You know how at home...sometimes when you pee you'll get the urge to launch a scud?? Happens to me a lot....specially early morns after a little Starbucks on the way to the lake. Usually second set....after I'm in I'll water the algea, then slip the old boardies down and birth a little whale!!!! The vest makes it cool......kinda like poopin on the Space Shuttle!! Went twice within an hour one morning and my boys started calling the Tige the "Turdtanic" and the "Turda 21V"....ha...stupids!!!

Speaking of peeing.....another fun "gross out" trick is to come up with your beanbag hanging out of your fly......gets a laugh everytime!!
Old    FoxrepDC (foxrepdc)      Join Date: Oct 2005       09-06-2007, 12:58 PM Reply   
Oh and yeah......got inducted into the Electric Fence Pee Club when I was about 5!!!! Sucks!
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       09-06-2007, 1:38 PM Reply   
ah, the ol' monkey brain...

chic first timers are still the funniest. "you mean i pee back there?!?"
Old    Jared (lfs56)      Join Date: Jul 2007       09-06-2007, 5:52 PM Reply   
yup, the electric fence is not a good thing to try! believe me!
Old    Spin2Win (spin2win)      Join Date: Mar 2006       09-06-2007, 7:27 PM Reply   
Fox REp that is classic. The other day I dropped a deuce at the lake and it was a floaty. it was swarming all over me. the funny thing is @ the end of the day the buckle of my vest had a corn pop in it.....lol
Old    FoxrepDC (foxrepdc)      Join Date: Oct 2005       09-06-2007, 7:32 PM Reply   
Corn Pop!!!

Yeah those hot ones are always trouble.....never whale birth after a trip to Hooters!!!

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