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Old    HeHateMe (hamkj)      Join Date: Apr 2002       08-08-2006, 4:39 PM Reply   
Boat is projected to sell for $49,999. It will come standard with EVERYTHING that all other boats offer. Huge gravity fed ballast, Perfect pass, big motor, big stereo, tons of storage, and plenty of bling.

Some of the extras will be...

Side to side automatic balancing ballast system. Will automatically monitor ballast when requested to ensure proper balancing of the boat.

Hydraulic swim grid. It will adjust in height so that when running the swim grid will not dig into the water. Also, when putting on the wakeboard, the board will be above water level.

Hull will be 100% carbon fibre. May need Grant aka Whitechocolate to start that!

Electrictronically controlled collapsing tower, with swivel board racks.

Infrared sensors will automatically monitor the shape of the wake and adjust boat speed, ballast, and rope length for the most optimal point of take off.

Lots of more extras.... but to lengthy to mention...

But willing to share and take into account anyones ideas for the unveiling of this new boat.

Gotta get back into the shop and get back to building!
Old    Roddyrod (wakeslife)      Join Date: Jul 2005       08-08-2006, 4:43 PM Reply   
cool dude
Old    Trace (trace)      Join Date: Feb 2002       08-08-2006, 4:44 PM Reply
Old    bocephus            08-08-2006, 5:01 PM Reply   
That's a great idea. Lets call it Epic Boats.
Old    R M (dr_inc)      Join Date: Mar 2005       08-08-2006, 5:26 PM Reply   
my guess is epic...
Old    jasonL ( (_jason_)      Join Date: Jun 2005       08-08-2006, 7:32 PM Reply   
here we go again.. another proposal that seems sweet but turns out to be 80k after all is said and done....

(Message edited by _Jason_ on August 08, 2006)
Old    jasonL ( (_jason_)      Join Date: Jun 2005       08-08-2006, 7:34 PM Reply   
on the other hand now that i think about it. im curious to see whaat comes from this
Old    Craig (yosquire)      Join Date: Jun 2005       08-08-2006, 7:47 PM Reply   
obviously Kyle hasn't tried to buy Carbon fiber recently. If he had he'd know that you can't get it right now...thus making a Carbon fiber hull out of the question.
Old    Brett (bennettag10)      Join Date: Aug 2005       08-08-2006, 8:18 PM Reply   
he didn't say carbon fiber... he said fibre... maybe that's something totally different

Old    Luciano Grimblat (luchog)      Join Date: Jun 2002       08-08-2006, 9:01 PM Reply   
Old    "G" (grant_west)      Join Date: Jun 2005       08-08-2006, 9:06 PM Reply   
Yes a carbon or kevlar hull would be pretty cool.
300K wakeboard boat. LOL Im sure al the things kyle talked about could be done if money was no object.
Old    HeHateMe (hamkj)      Join Date: Apr 2002       08-09-2006, 6:57 AM Reply   
After a night in the shop... we have come up with a couple of new ideas. The bow off the boat will have hydraualic rams which will allow the boat to extend from a 19 foot boat to a 24 foot boat. So it makes the boat legal for most lakes who have length restrictions. Also increases bow seating from 2 to 5 people.

The swim grid will lift and retract under the rear sunpad. Thus making it easier to back into most garages.

We are still hoping to have this boat on the market at $49,999... but we are trying secure Whitechocolate... but we know we will have to buck up for a huge signing bonus and a 10 year contract. But we are working on it.

Our team edition will be 100% cnc'd out of a block of titanium... and the rubail will consist of countersunk 1 carat diamonds. The team edition we are hoping to hit the market at $1,000,000. We have two orders already, let me know if you want one!

Again we havent come up with a name, but if you have some ideas, Please share!
Old    Kevin aka Chino (big_xstar)      Join Date: Nov 2004       08-09-2006, 7:15 AM Reply   
Old    Malcolm Campbell (senna1)      Join Date: Jun 2006       08-09-2006, 7:31 AM Reply   
"After a night in the shop..."

Are you sure you didn't mean 'After a night in the bar...'
Old    derek boyer (toyotafreak)      Join Date: Sep 2003       08-09-2006, 7:33 AM Reply   
How does that story go... it's something like it takes one man a day to tear down what took another years to build.

Maybe someone missed the memo about always following The Great Northern Golden Opinion.
Old    Manzo (zo1)      Join Date: Aug 2002       08-09-2006, 7:42 AM Reply   
Is this the same kid that went on a bender a few months back, posted all kinds of crazy some product that would revolutionize wakeboarding blak blah blah...

This was kinda funny but now that the boat will "extend" just to pass size restrictions it is down right hilarious. Where is that picture of the special olympics kid when you need it?
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       08-09-2006, 7:43 AM Reply   
you should put wings on it that you can adjust up or down to create lift or drag.... and fire out from under the bow seats. maybe some fire from under the swim step too. that would be cool. Oh ya, sign me up for the team edition. and name it "pipe dream"
Old    Daman Barron (ncbschzzt)      Join Date: Jul 2006       08-09-2006, 7:50 AM Reply   
Are you sure this is not a government project gone wrong?
Old    seabass (baschralper)      Join Date: Dec 2001       08-09-2006, 7:51 AM Reply   
since the boat grows, maybe you should call it "the chub", or "woody"....

do you have to rub it to make it grow, or does a girl have to do it for you?

I'm confused.
Old    HeHateMe (hamkj)      Join Date: Apr 2002       08-09-2006, 8:26 AM Reply   
Still working on the alternative energy power plants to power this beast.

We are thinking of a solar powered engin just enough to get forwarad momentum... then the headwind turns a turbine which creates power to the other engine...

Still trying to work out a final few details on that one... stay tunes.. just going back into the shop to crank this one up!
Old    Mike O'Callaghan (greenpinky)      Join Date: Apr 2004       08-09-2006, 9:16 AM Reply   
i want whatever this guy is on...
Old    Nacho (denverd1)      Join Date: May 2004       08-09-2006, 9:29 AM Reply   
me too. he's been on it for a few days and is still going strong!
Old    Ringo (hymaeringo)      Join Date: Jul 2004       08-09-2006, 9:50 AM Reply   
mesculine I think.

an electronically controlled retractable tower!!!!! are u effing kidding me?
Old    Tracktor (tracktor)      Join Date: Sep 2005       08-09-2006, 10:00 AM Reply   
Does this boat stock come with a sense of humour or is it an option? Alot of people around here could use one............
Old    stereor102            08-09-2006, 10:02 AM Reply   
Old    Matt (pierce_bronkite)      Join Date: Jul 2003       08-09-2006, 10:15 AM Reply those Yachts. Some day...
Old    FoxrepDC (foxrepdc)      Join Date: Oct 2005       08-09-2006, 10:18 AM Reply   
The bow hydrolic pumps will be filled with liquid Viagra to insure fast extension and at least 4 hours of extra seating....also the retractable line will store in a bath also filled with the LV to allow custom tensions on the line for different riders. These options make the price a little stiff though!
Old    G. Rios (dreambig)      Join Date: Jul 2006       08-09-2006, 11:37 AM Reply   
i think you should put some asian spinner (errrr massage therapists) in the storage lockers so when your done riding you can get a back rub and a bean snap. Also if its possible a six man poker table would be nice but only if you can keep it under 50k though.
Old    Andrew Davis (c640947)      Join Date: Jan 2005       08-10-2006, 12:42 PM Reply   
how about a hot tub in the back too for those cold days or after a hard ride? or maybe a jet engine underwater that heats the lake up so you can ride year round? actually better go nuke with the cost of jet fuel these days, right?

so kyle how about some photos of protoypes or some sketches of design ideas? I wanna see your concept for the viagra bow.....
Old    Newty (newty)      Join Date: May 2005       08-12-2006, 8:35 AM Reply   
Have some!Upload
Old    Paul Morgan (morgs)      Join Date: Nov 2005       08-12-2006, 1:20 PM Reply   
Ryan - dude, that is super funny...LMFAO!
Old    Marc Poirier (roswell_wakeair)      Join Date: Aug 2005       08-14-2006, 2:29 PM Reply   
I second the LMFAO
Old    Mark Riley (madchild1)      Join Date: Mar 2005       08-14-2006, 4:21 PM Reply   
is the boat going to have ion cannons, proton torpedos and lightspeed capabilites as well?
Old    Joe Mitchell (mitchj)      Join Date: Aug 2002       08-14-2006, 4:52 PM Reply   
Maybe a nifty pole ?
Old    mcfatty (mcfatty)      Join Date: Apr 2003       08-15-2006, 12:56 PM Reply   
How about a Michael Knight watch where I can talk to it and tell it to come and pick me up at the courtesy dock.
Old    Jon (socalf150rider)      Join Date: Jun 2006       08-17-2006, 3:16 PM Reply   
Old    KG (iagainsti)      Join Date: Apr 2004       08-17-2006, 3:28 PM Reply   
Screw the electronic folding tower and retracting swim deck ! Just make that biaaatch fold into a suitcase with handle at the push of button. No towing and when done, just toss it into the back of truck
Old    Doug Lindsay (sxjunky)      Join Date: Apr 2006       08-17-2006, 3:58 PM Reply   
Thanks Kyle. someone needed to bring some reality to a certain "unnamed" boat company. All we need now is the typical post from the owner of that company and this would qualify as "HYPE".

Kyle you shouldn't hire Giles or your boat might actually get built and have customer demo's in less than a month. I think they call it "product testing".


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