Just finished the new kicker...uh WTF?!!!

Just when i think they can't be any dumber or more disrespectful...! two days old and these guys thought i built it for them. Its still in one piece though. kickers built jetski tuff biotch.

how to turn a negative into a positive......

now that you've created the "bait" it is now just a matter of time to wait for more to arrive and then based on your picture, the range to effectively penetrate skin through neoprene with a pellet gun looks to be in line with where you can safely hide in the trees....

or how about remotely controlled, spring loaded ramp face? one that turns nice transition into a straight up wall before take off?

either way, thanks for the ideas mate!

Man, that's a shame. Don't suppose you could paint a no jet ski sign on the face? Like a PWC with the red circle and slash?

Probably wouldn't do much good anyway, but maybe worth a try.

i like ryans idea better. funniest thing i've heard all day.

Ryan, that is classic! Hey Mike, I have a 1000 foot per second pellet gun with a scope on it if you want to use it!

I would anchor (brick) some old ropes in front of the ramp. These guys love to pull that stuff out of their pumps.

Man that would piss me off. The best approach is to kindly ask them to not jump it. You did not build it for them nor did you want it destroyed or damaged because of their PWC's

I would just tell them that you dont want to be liable for them getting hurt. You never know now a days since everyone is sueing for the most insane reasons. Just my 2 cents.

my suggestion is to lock a huge chain across the surface of it when you are not using it. That would keep the roaches off!!

barbed wire

Just replace it with a much weaker (cardboard?) replica on days you don't plan on using it.