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Got this in an email today...found it sorta funny! I'm sure others could add to it!
Alternative Ways to Save Fuel.
1. Take that stupid 200lbs grill guard off!
2. consider trading in that Jalopy for a 4cyl turbo gerbil!
3. Remove the 300lbs of tools from the trunk
4. Walk! So easy a caveman can do it!
5. Remove that silly cargo rack from the roof...it's not hauling anything!
6. Spend a buck and see your mechanic for a tune-up!
7. Envision using cruise control!
8. Ride your sisters pink bike to the store instead of driving
9. Remove the dead body from the trunk
10. Resist the urge to score an 11 second 1/4 mile at every traffic light
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