fuel, please hire tv announcers...

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 02-15-2005, 2:00 AM

...that can call out the tricks right. it's so annoying to hear the announcer call out the wrong trick, time after time.

someone stuck a pete rose.
announcer said, "he opens up with a tootsie-roll."

someone did a hs5.
announcer said, "opens up w/ a dum-dum."

someone did a halfcab roll.
announcer said, "look at that huge tootsie roll."

someone fell on a handle-pass kgb.
announcer said, "and he falls on a toeside crow-mobe 5."

someone did a backside3.
announcer said, "he sticks a tootsie-roll."

according to the announcer, half the tricks were tootsie-rolls.

don't get me wrong, i'm really thankful that fuel's been showing a lot of wakeboarding lately. but please, get the trick names right!

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 02-15-2005, 6:22 AM

Wow. Those are way off. It doen't sound like that guy should be calling wakeboard tricks.

(kybool) · (kybool) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 02-15-2005, 7:17 AM

maybe he likes to eat tootsie-rolls.

(sloshake) · (sloshake) **Join Date: Mar 2003** 02-15-2005, 8:51 AM

Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a tootsie roll to me!

(melanie) · (melanie) **Join Date: Apr 2001** 02-15-2005, 9:42 AM

Frickin halarious!
Maybe he just wanted to see that Tootsie ROLL! That Tootsie ROLL! To the left. To the left. To the right. To the right.

(tparider) · (tparider) **Join Date: Aug 2003** 02-15-2005, 10:06 AM

hahahahaha....

(stephan) · (stephan) **Join Date: Nov 2002** 02-15-2005, 11:25 AM

It's really sad when they drop the ball at the PWT. Last year at Irvine I sat under the booth & yelled at whoever was announcing each time they got it wrong.

"Oh sick KGB by Hansen" < --- Them

"THAT WAS A SWITCH ROLL TO BLIND!!!" < ----Me

and on and on and on (oh yeah did I mention I'm annoying as hell?)

(todd_everton) · (todd_everton) **Join Date: Jan 2003** 02-15-2005, 1:52 PM

He probably eats TOOTSIE ROLLS out of the litter box!!!

(da_moose) · (da_moose) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 02-15-2005, 1:56 PM

call the up joe ,and tell there WHO YOU ARE!!!

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 02-15-2005, 1:58 PM

i have no idea what you just said.

(da_moose) · (da_moose) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 02-15-2005, 2:04 PM

oh call them up,and tell them your joe ,they should know WHO YOU ARE?

walt 02-15-2005, 2:04 PM

Dyslexia

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 02-15-2005, 2:09 PM

no, they won't know who i am. does that matter for me to voice my opinion on their horrendous announcing?

hor·ren·dous (hô-rnds, h-)
adj.
Hideous; dreadful

you're = you are
your = your

(da_moose) · (da_moose) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 02-15-2005, 2:16 PM

well they should... what's wrong with them? Did you show them your web site?

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 02-15-2005, 2:20 PM

how that's relevant, i have no idea. i guess i have to sniff paint fumes or eat paint chips for it to make any sense.

and no, my site isn't up yet. it takes time for a site to look good. your site is a perfect example of "let's get the site up fast!"

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 02-15-2005, 2:31 PM

Moose takes a lickin' and keep on tickin'

hahaah

(toolfan) · (toolfan) **Join Date: Jul 2003** 02-15-2005, 4:04 PM

.....but barely

(da_moose) · (da_moose) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 02-15-2005, 10:10 PM

my sucky site has had nearly 66,000 visitors,how many visitors has joeknowsall.com had?Let me help 0 that's notta.

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 02-15-2005, 10:16 PM

66,000 people who laughed at your crappy site advertising your crappy products.

(zipe) · (zipe) **Join Date: Mar 2002** 02-15-2005, 11:36 PM

Joe, make that 66,001, but just out of curiosity.

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 02-15-2005, 11:39 PM

bahahahahahaha!!!!!

wickedwake 02-16-2005, 7:04 AM

I took a peek also

(da_moose) · (da_moose) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 02-16-2005, 12:00 PM

joe this could be your luck day,last night I was at Da X-Guru house ,man you had him rollin.
Da X-Guru work on Planet-X ,he the one that does my Sucky site ,He's knows the Fuel people,and I'am going to try to hook you up.
But remember,your going to have to learn how to spot the tricks in REAL time ,not slowing the tape down and wacthing it 15 time ,and then go looking in a mag to see what the trick is.

lunaraven 02-16-2005, 12:14 PM

66,003
Are you making any money Moose?

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 02-16-2005, 12:29 PM

moose, i can guarantee that my real time announcing of the tricks is better than fuel's announcing of a tape in slow-motion.

(greenpinky) · (greenpinky) **Join Date: Apr 2004** 02-16-2005, 8:47 PM

What's the story with you two? Seems like there was some previous tension long before this thread ever got going? What did I miss?

(thane_dogg) · (thane_dogg) **Join Date: Jun 2002** 02-17-2005, 9:54 AM

this thread sucks.

(da_moose) · (da_moose) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 02-17-2005, 12:28 PM

Don't worry I'll hook you up ,it will take time.I get 10% plus I going to add a 5% kook charge.
If William Hung can make it... You can to.

(poser007) · (poser007) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 02-17-2005, 10:51 PM

Wax on wax off Danielson!!!!!!!! But Mr. Meaugie, didnt you used to own Al's Diner on Happy Days?

(luchog) · (luchog) **Join Date: Jun 2002** 02-18-2005, 4:30 AM

AAAHAHHA i love when threads come to this.

cheekydevil69 02-21-2005, 9:58 AM

cat fight *meow*

(denverd1)

kung fu and cats - yea, this one's gone