I've been on a global ERP project for the past year, and coming from the Corproate Finance/Accounting world, this is my first real daily interaction wtih project mangement and outside consulting "professionals". We have so many accronyms on this project it's unbelievable. Even more annoying though are the buzz words that the people doing these type of projects for a living like to throw out as often as possible. Sorry if this is you!
Here are the ones I've heard recently that are my kryptonite:
Low hanging fruit
Granular
Talk about it off-line
Parking Lot (common I know but I still hate it)
Stakeholders
Bandwidth
"Strategery"
"Automagically"
So what are yours?