You might be a Redneck Jedi if.... - Non-Wakeboarding Discussion

(depswa) · (depswa) **Join Date: Nov 2000** 06-01-2011, 11:27 AM

...You use the force in conjunction with fishing and/or bowling.

...You use your light saber to open your beer.

...your jedi robe is camouflage

...you have a landspeeder up on blocks in your front yard.

Anyone got any other ones? LOL

(fly135) · (fly135) **Join Date: Jun 2004** 06-01-2011, 11:35 AM

...If you accidently gig Yoda while frogg'n

(depswa) · (depswa) **Join Date: Nov 2000** 06-01-2011, 2:06 PM

* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

(depswa) · (depswa) **Join Date: Nov 2000** 06-01-2011, 2:09 PM

HA!!!!!
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

(wake77) · (wake77) **Join Date: Jan 2009** 06-01-2011, 2:14 PM

You used frozen Han Solo to keep your 12 pack cold.

(wakereviews) · (wakereviews) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 06-01-2011, 2:47 PM

you don't care what year it was, you thought the bar on Tattooine should have been serving Bud.

(pesos)

Luke Skywalker has more real fingers than any male member of your family...

(fly135) · (fly135) **Join Date: Jun 2004** 06-02-2011, 10:10 AM

...if the Darth Vader helmet sitting next to your recliner functions as a spittoon.

(wake77) · (wake77) **Join Date: Jan 2009** 06-02-2011, 11:15 AM

If you don't see anything wrong with Luke dating Princess Leia.

(wakereviews) · (wakereviews) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 06-02-2011, 12:12 PM

^^lol!!!

(rukie) · (rukie) **Join Date: Jan 2006** 06-03-2011, 7:52 AM

If the snake thing in the garbage hold on the Deathstar made you wanna go out back and go "fishin"

(depswa) · (depswa) **Join Date: Nov 2000** 06-03-2011, 9:35 AM

...If Chewy could be a real "Looker" if he did a little manscaping!

(fly135) · (fly135) **Join Date: Jun 2004** 06-03-2011, 9:51 AM

...If your landspeeder has a pair of big rubber testicles hanging from the tow hook.