Pee your pants? - Page 2

(jon4pres) · (jon4pres) **Join Date: May 2004** 08-31-2007, 1:22 PM

You deserved it.

(woreout) · (woreout) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 08-31-2007, 1:24 PM

I should say what was left in me.

and yes I deserved it.

(chqwakeboarder)

I can't ever pee in my shorts or in a wetsuit, but when I jump in a drysuit, it's a different story

(marshk344) · (marshk344) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 08-31-2007, 3:56 PM

every time.

(inty399) · (inty399) **Join Date: May 2007** 08-31-2007, 4:33 PM

EVERY ONE DOES IT. SOME MORE THAN OTHERS JUST ADMIT IT. DONT DO IT IN A WET SUIT AND IT DOSNT TAKE A DIPLOMA TO KNOW NOT TO DO IT IN A DRY SUIT

(big_ed_x2) · (big_ed_x2) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 08-31-2007, 4:51 PM

I play the game and ask the people on the boat....down which leg?

(gervy) · (gervy) **Join Date: Jun 2007** 08-31-2007, 5:01 PM

peein my pants is a tradition of mine...if i dont do it i dont ride good...haha

(helix_rider) · (helix_rider) **Join Date: Mar 2003** 08-31-2007, 5:13 PM

I'm a pee'er like the rest of you, but dropping a baby ruth in the lake is really nasty IMO. I don't want your e.coli in my lake

(newty) · (newty) **Join Date: May 2005** 09-02-2007, 6:39 AM

We call it raising the water level while warming the lake up 12oz at a time.
Just doing my part!

(deltarat) · (deltarat) **Join Date: Mar 2007** 09-02-2007, 10:18 AM

lets just put it this way: the delta is 99.9% pee.

(hixsonaz) · (hixsonaz) **Join Date: May 2007** 09-02-2007, 10:33 AM

i agree loren! please everyone, NO stink pickles in the lake!

(tuffenuff) · (tuffenuff) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 09-02-2007, 11:43 AM

When you fart in the water, do you always warn everybody "Don't bite the bubbles"! And yes, being the dog that I am, I mark my territory all the way down the waterway.

(toby_yeo) · (toby_yeo) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 09-02-2007, 12:03 PM

its good luck...

(mkperceptions) · (mkperceptions) **Join Date: Jan 2007** 09-02-2007, 4:59 PM

how else am i supposed to warm up the water?

(goatroper222000)

YES...to all of the above

Theres no running back to the house to pee!!!
You've got to be kidding me..who does THAT???

(Message edited by goatroper222000 on September 02, 2007)

(want2ridealot) · (want2ridealot) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 09-02-2007, 6:31 PM

When the water is 50 degrees I don't care, peeing in your wet suit feels GREAT. O when I ride i always try to dunk my head before i pee but thats gross if yo don't.

(want2ridealot) · (want2ridealot) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 09-02-2007, 6:34 PM

pee on your leg on the platform and kick it on the guy standing next to you hahahaah

(rothy) · (rothy) **Join Date: Jul 2005** 09-02-2007, 9:00 PM

I like to stand on the dock and pee right before I jump off. And I announce it so that everyone knows and sees it.

(bob) · (bob) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 09-04-2007, 11:41 PM

Pee in my shorts...ha I pee in my wetsuit all the time so why would I not pee in my shorts. Anyone ever watch the "Survivorman" my son said he watched a show where he..........DRANK IT!!!

WARNING NOT FOR THE TIMID

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotNQOYFxkw&mode=related&search=

alanp 09-05-2007, 12:15 AM

im a wicked pissa.

i pretty much store my pee for days at a time before i go riding just so i can blast all over the lake and mark my territory.

(noti_dad) · (noti_dad) **Join Date: Jul 2003** 09-05-2007, 11:15 AM

I know a someone (I will not name them but they can call themselves out) that just stands on the swim step and lets it run down his legs, then jumps in to ride. Yes, he's and adult (sort of).

BTW-If you've never number 2'd out in the middle of the lake or ocean because you are too far from a facility, you should try it. Funnier than heck watching first timers try/do it. LOL!!

(utwake1) · (utwake1) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 09-05-2007, 11:26 AM

i'm a big fan of peeing while i'm standing on the platform, & then making a fashionable dismount. lol

(downfortheride)

Dave ~~ Just for safety reasons have them hold it in their hands when their done with their #2. If you can man up a do it in a lake, man up and take it out of the lake!

(krkx93) · (krkx93) **Join Date: Jun 2007** 09-05-2007, 4:52 PM

all the time before every ride its a good warm up lol

(lfs56) · (lfs56) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 09-05-2007, 5:14 PM

every time right before i get up! i gotta pull out the under armour compression shorts to avoid what Eubanks already mentioned!

(paulw) · (paulw) **Join Date: Dec 2006** 09-06-2007, 7:19 AM

Man, that was the longest tread on pee, we got to get a life.

(helix_rider) · (helix_rider) **Join Date: Mar 2003** 09-06-2007, 7:34 AM

Can kinda tell the season is winding down when non-wake threads start to dominate. I am a die-hard wakeworlder, but from Oct-Feb it gets kinda stale. Of course, that means I ONLY check WW once/day instead of like 10 lol :-)

(lovin_the_wake)

I'm a pisser I have to pee damn near every time I hit the water :-)

(aarond0083) · (aarond0083) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 09-06-2007, 9:47 AM

"You aiiiin't cool unless you pee your pants!"

Every time before I ride in the water. Sometimes I stand on the bow or platform if I am dry and no other boats are in the cove we're in.

atom_ant 09-06-2007, 9:59 AM

I heard that pee kills amoebas. Everyone PEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(eubanks01) · (eubanks01) **Join Date: Jun 2001** 09-06-2007, 10:11 AM

Non-wake thread?? What goes together more than pee and wakeboarding?! You can pee without wakeboarding, but you sure can't wakeboard without peeing.

(lovin_the_wake)

^Word !

(mucktoerider) · (mucktoerider) **Join Date: Jan 2007** 09-06-2007, 10:17 AM

I peed on the neighbors laundry after a few beers in my younger years when they left it on the line all night. that was really mean come to think of it. Has anyone tried to pee on an electric fence? Just asking! For me peeing in the water.....isn't the water consistent of at least 90 pee

Add to the lake levels when it hasn't rain for days. so you could almost call wakeboarders and skiers...environmentalist!

(foxrepdc) · (foxrepdc) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-06-2007, 11:56 AM

You know how at home...sometimes when you pee you'll get the urge to launch a scud?? Happens to me a lot....specially early morns after a little Starbucks on the way to the lake. Usually second set....after I'm in I'll water the algea, then slip the old boardies down and birth a little whale!!!! The vest makes it cool......kinda like poopin on the Space Shuttle!! Went twice within an hour one morning and my boys started calling the Tige the "Turdtanic" and the "Turda 21V"....ha...stupids!!!

Speaking of peeing.....another fun "gross out" trick is to come up with your beanbag hanging out of your fly......gets a laugh everytime!!

(foxrepdc) · (foxrepdc) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-06-2007, 11:58 AM

Oh and yeah......got inducted into the Electric Fence Pee Club when I was about 5!!!! Sucks!

(denverd1)

ah, the ol' monkey brain...

chic first timers are still the funniest. "you mean i pee back there?!?"

(lfs56) · (lfs56) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 09-06-2007, 4:52 PM

yup, the electric fence is not a good thing to try! believe me!

(spin2win) · (spin2win) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 09-06-2007, 6:27 PM

Fox REp that is classic. The other day I dropped a deuce at the lake and it was a floaty. it was swarming all over me. the funny thing is @ the end of the day the buckle of my vest had a corn pop in it.....lol

(foxrepdc) · (foxrepdc) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-06-2007, 6:32 PM

Corn Pop!!!

Yeah those hot ones are always trouble.....never whale birth after a trip to Hooters!!!