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(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 4:38 AM

My psychiatrist told me I'm crazy. I said i wanted a second opinion. He said " alright, you're ugly too"

Have a nice day.

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 9:19 AM

I walked into my psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.

He said: " I can clearly see you're nuts"...........

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 10:49 AM

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains!
Pull yourself together, man!

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 10:50 AM

Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Don't let people push you around.

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 10:51 AM

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?!

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 10:51 AM

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 10:53 AM

Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.
Wait a minute please.

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 10:53 AM

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Just one, but it takes nine visits.

(baitkiller) · (baitkiller) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 11-05-2010, 10:54 AM

After 12 years of therapy, my psychoanalyst said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo Ingles."