Best Caption Contest!

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-11-2006, 5:55 PM

I just pulled this from another thread...
David... how about a Tshirt for the winner of the best caption for this picture!

Insert Caption here...

Upload

(sammm724centurion)

I don't think we should hve filled up that last fat sac...

(kikitlo) · (kikitlo) **Join Date: Jul 2005** 09-11-2006, 5:59 PM

Dude, with a boat this low we sould have a tower and go wakeboarding

(dr_inc) · (dr_inc) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 09-11-2006, 6:00 PM

alright get the fat chick out the bow...

(wakeworld) · (wakeworld) **Join Date: Jan 1997** 09-11-2006, 6:09 PM

I don't mind if you give away a t-shirt! :-)

lan1201 09-11-2006, 6:16 PM

I guess there really was such thing as a "plug".

(luchog) · (luchog) **Join Date: Jun 2002** 09-11-2006, 6:33 PM

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

(wakeworld) · (wakeworld) **Join Date: Jan 1997** 09-11-2006, 6:34 PM

Did you check the periscope before surfacing?

(krbaugh) · (krbaugh) **Join Date: Mar 2002** 09-11-2006, 6:50 PM

Add this much ballast then back it off just a bit

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-11-2006, 6:53 PM

That's the last time I let you talk me into using my boat for a Tampax commercial...

(99_slaunch) · (99_slaunch) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-11-2006, 6:57 PM

How long will take to plane with this much ballast?

(ladythump) · (ladythump) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 09-11-2006, 6:58 PM

so far I like Cory's the best!

(99_slaunch) · (99_slaunch) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-11-2006, 7:02 PM

I've got good news. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!

alanp 09-11-2006, 7:10 PM

this is what happens when you attach a barefoot boom.

(rwb) · (rwb) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-11-2006, 7:11 PM

DUDE! What ever you do . . . don't stop!

(99_slaunch) · (99_slaunch) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-11-2006, 7:17 PM

This is not what I had in mind when you guys said lets slam it.

(derf1956) · (derf1956) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 09-11-2006, 7:17 PM

Wedge? We don't need no stinking wedge!

mendo247 09-11-2006, 7:26 PM

get your fat a**es to the back of the boat!!

(Message edited by mendo247 on September 11, 2006)

(kristin_ware) · (kristin_ware) **Join Date: Jun 2006** 09-11-2006, 7:38 PM

Beer for the weekend $40
Gas from friend's to take the boat out $80
Cost of a depth finder, thats still sitting at home in the garage........PRICELESS

(mo_scrilla) · (mo_scrilla) **Join Date: Jun 2004** 09-11-2006, 7:47 PM

Ya know, I think we finally have the fat sacks dialed in.

(wake_upppp) · (wake_upppp) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 09-11-2006, 7:47 PM

"I say we put everybody on one side and check out the Surf wake!"

(bigshow) · (bigshow) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 09-11-2006, 7:47 PM

Drain plug, what drain plug?

(kristin_ware) · (kristin_ware) **Join Date: Jun 2006** 09-11-2006, 7:57 PM

WARNING!!!!! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME WE ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS...........

(jon4pres) · (jon4pres) **Join Date: May 2004** 09-11-2006, 7:57 PM

That guy in the back with his hands on his head is saying

I told you it would sink if we put 5000lbs in it.

The driver's dad(owner) is saying

You did what to my boat?!?!

The other 14 people in the boat are saying

Who invited ____ !! I told you we didnt have room for him.

(wake_upppp) · (wake_upppp) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 09-11-2006, 8:03 PM

"Dude, there is easily room for another fatsac or two back here."

(99_slaunch) · (99_slaunch) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-11-2006, 8:04 PM

My parents are going to kill me

(kenteck) · (kenteck) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 09-11-2006, 8:13 PM

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.

(socalwakepunk) · (socalwakepunk) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 09-11-2006, 8:20 PM

*LOWRIDER playing in the background*

Voice of Cheech - "I told you guys this would work, now we gotta get this bomb back to the chop so Chuy can finish the hydraulics.."

(evil0ne) · (evil0ne) **Join Date: Sep 2006** 09-11-2006, 8:21 PM

I saw this picture in that other thread and what is surprising is it looks like no one in the boat is overly concerned about their situation.

Speaking of submarines, have all of you seen the Jet Boats purposely "diving?" If not, HERE goes.

(nubb) · (nubb) **Join Date: May 2006** 09-11-2006, 8:41 PM

for you Texas Guys:

"Damn .... We are Aggies!!"

(kneeboarder8806)

^^that wasnt funny

(kneeboarder8806)

"i dont think this is ideal for barefooting"

(rem_pss308) · (rem_pss308) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 09-11-2006, 9:27 PM

10 degrees down bubble !!!!!!

(boarder_x) · (boarder_x) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 09-11-2006, 9:46 PM

Uhhhhhhh,.... 10 degrees UP bubble Captain. Or we could call Davey Jones. Your choice Sir.

(tanner) · (tanner) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-11-2006, 9:52 PM

Here... Hold my beer!... Now watch this!

(markj) · (markj) **Join Date: Apr 2005** 09-11-2006, 10:51 PM

All aboard!!!!!

(liquidmx) · (liquidmx) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 09-11-2006, 11:06 PM

Every good story starts with, "well we were drinkin, and..."

(monroeyd) · (monroeyd) **Join Date: Jun 2006** 09-11-2006, 11:15 PM

Don't worry. It's supposed to do that.

(markj) · (markj) **Join Date: Apr 2005** 09-11-2006, 11:17 PM

Don't worry, I can fix it. My dad has this awesome set of TV repair tools.

(pjdave) · (pjdave) **Join Date: Oct 2002** 09-11-2006, 11:36 PM

Hey boys,i'll give it a quick rinse over now to save time cleaning back at the ramp

(dakid) · (dakid) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 09-12-2006, 12:20 AM

"did you put the plug in?"

"no, but i did sleep at a holiday inn express last night."

(brit_rider) · (brit_rider) **Join Date: May 2004** 09-12-2006, 4:15 AM

Driver: "Bow goes up... bow goes down.. bow goes up.. bow goes.. erm.. uh-oh!"

(hal2814) · (hal2814) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 09-12-2006, 5:56 AM

The perfect line is from Jaws:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-12-2006, 6:51 AM

I told you power turns are a BAD IDEA!

(rich_g) · (rich_g) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-12-2006, 7:30 AM

"Hey guys, is it just me, or does she seem a little bow heavy today?"

deltahoosier 09-12-2006, 7:44 AM

I told grant not to install all the batteries up front.....

(buzz_grande) · (buzz_grande) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 09-12-2006, 8:02 AM

I have more ballast than that damn Epic boat!!

(skier12) · (skier12) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 09-12-2006, 8:29 AM

I think were overloaded, quick drink the beer.

(yosquire) · (yosquire) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 09-12-2006, 9:03 AM

"See it's not sinking, fill up the last fat sack, Cleatus"

(tory1340) · (tory1340) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 09-12-2006, 9:16 AM

Awww, man - Not again.

(poser007) · (poser007) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 09-12-2006, 10:33 AM

Ummm Ive never beee in a boat before, but is it supposed to do that?

(litlone873) · (litlone873) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 09-12-2006, 10:41 AM

Ok was I the only one singing "Under the Sea" and "Gilligan's Island" while reading?

So far, like Aaron Ware and Buzz's the best.

(jaubrey) · (jaubrey) **Join Date: Feb 2003** 09-12-2006, 10:48 AM

one vote for kyle L's.

(bbeach) · (bbeach) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 09-12-2006, 10:52 AM

Chili Dip!

(kingskrew) · (kingskrew) **Join Date: May 2004** 09-12-2006, 10:57 AM

(v220ls) · (v220ls) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 09-12-2006, 11:01 AM

You boys better not run off and not help me wipe'r down!

hell it worked for Calabria, I'll just drill some big old holes in the hull and we'll see what happens.

(future) · (future) **Join Date: Sep 2005** 09-12-2006, 11:06 AM

hey pull the plug so the water will drain out!

(guido) · (guido) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 09-12-2006, 11:12 AM

"Hmm, damn good thing I've got this stupid looking wetsuit on so I'll float when she goes down."

(knwebs) · (knwebs) **Join Date: Sep 2005** 09-12-2006, 11:13 AM

AFFFLAC

(sup208) · (sup208) **Join Date: May 2004** 09-12-2006, 11:19 AM

hey< Does it feel like we're draggin' somethin'

(migitty) · (migitty) **Join Date: Aug 2001** 09-12-2006, 11:51 AM

"I knew it was a bad idea to follow Evan and Jarrod’s boat weighting instructions!"

(woohoo) · (woohoo) **Join Date: Jun 2006** 09-12-2006, 11:53 AM

If only we had some smoking boat buns to match our slammed boat.

(liquidmx) · (liquidmx) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 09-12-2006, 12:04 PM

"I am ready to ride"

While in the back of his head he's thinkin: "I better get first set cuz, this thing is going down!"

(maxx_wake) · (maxx_wake) **Join Date: Sep 2003** 09-12-2006, 12:07 PM

Guy in back is thinking "I really wish I knew how to swim"

(skibum69) · (skibum69) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 09-12-2006, 12:20 PM

How about "Damn those guys in the in the Supra with missles on their tower!"

(nauty) · (nauty) **Join Date: Feb 2004** 09-12-2006, 12:55 PM

(litlone873) · (litlone873) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 09-12-2006, 1:09 PM

"See, THAT's why I have a closed bow!"

(denverd1)

Ahh... Too bad we can't get that water IN the boat. Need some weight in the back.

Watch your phone! Here comes another one!

(moondoggie) · (moondoggie) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 09-12-2006, 2:26 PM

Where is the windshiled wiper switch Jed?

(jon43) · (jon43) **Join Date: Aug 2003** 09-12-2006, 2:28 PM

Yes!!!

Power Turns Kick A$$

(supra) · (supra) **Join Date: Aug 2002** 09-12-2006, 2:37 PM

Tell your Mom to get out of the Bow,her nap is over!!!!!!

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-12-2006, 3:18 PM

This shouldn't be happening... if you leave the drain plug out, water should drain out...That's why they call it a drain plug and not a fill plug.

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-12-2006, 3:18 PM

This shouldn't be happening... if you leave the drain plug out, water should drain out...That's why they call it a drain plug and not a fill plug.

(dhands88) · (dhands88) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 09-12-2006, 3:34 PM

how do i suppose to barefoot at this speed.

(super_air) · (super_air) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 09-12-2006, 3:37 PM

"Are you sure you unhooked the trailer guys"

(tanner) · (tanner) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-12-2006, 4:43 PM

I know this isn't a caption post... but

quote:
Are you sure you unhooked the trailer guys

The sad part is CAR.... I've actually seen this done! Funniest, yet saddest thing I've ever seen in a boat.

(snyper1d) · (snyper1d) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 09-12-2006, 9:46 PM

"Now ya see here, ya add this ballast...and ya get one sweeeeettt footin wake!"

(bfa) · (bfa) **Join Date: Dec 2005** 09-12-2006, 10:08 PM

Do you think we should bail?

or

Where did I put my lifejacket

lan1201 09-12-2006, 11:45 PM

"I thought you said this was the boat from the bond movie??"

(srock) · (srock) **Join Date: Mar 2002** 09-13-2006, 5:54 AM

You missed a spot, press the windshield cleaner button again.