Forgot the Term

(99xstar) · (99xstar) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-09-2009, 8:09 AM

Can someone help me out with a wakeboard term I read on here, but forgot?

It's the term for that horrible thing that happens when you don't wear anything under the boardshorts and the inseam becomes a violent psycho on your carry on luggage.

I was recently asked why I wear something under the shorts and I was so mad b/c I wasn't able to fire back with the term. It was something like "sac fire" or "burn sac" or something along those lines.

Keeping it light...

(fuller313) · (fuller313) **Join Date: Oct 2006** 09-09-2009, 8:20 AM

Fire crotch?

(99xstar) · (99xstar) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-09-2009, 8:24 AM

Haha! That's not it, but I might use that too.

(sidekicknicholas)

Swamp ass

(derek23) · (derek23) **Join Date: Oct 2006** 09-09-2009, 9:13 AM

BALL BURN?

(dabell) · (dabell) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 09-09-2009, 9:16 AM

Ball Slapper

(andy_nintzel)

Sitting on a Campfire

(buzz_grande) · (buzz_grande) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 09-09-2009, 9:32 AM

Monkey butt

(jaybee) · (jaybee) **Join Date: Aug 2007** 09-09-2009, 9:45 AM

We have always called it a ball slapper. OUCH. Nothing like feeling like someone is holding a lighter to your bean bag.

(rob_jacques) · (rob_jacques) **Join Date: Apr 2008** 09-09-2009, 9:53 AM

ball rash?

(anthemwake) · (anthemwake) **Join Date: Oct 2005** 09-09-2009, 9:53 AM

Around here, we call that "time for a new pair of trunks."

(eubanks01) · (eubanks01) **Join Date: Jun 2001** 09-09-2009, 10:25 AM

Two words...Under Armor.

(andy_nintzel)

It better than an enema!

(lfrider92) · (lfrider92) **Join Date: Sep 2008** 09-09-2009, 10:32 AM

no idea what you guys are talking about, but ive never had that problem

(denverd1)

meat heat

(denverd1)

***** burn

(denverd1)

balls-itis

(99xstar) · (99xstar) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-09-2009, 10:39 AM

Loving 'meat heat'

Sack attack and Nutter cutter are good too.

(pogi) · (pogi) **Join Date: May 2006** 09-09-2009, 11:41 AM

scrotum scraper

(behindtheboat)

baboon balls

(wakebrdjay) · (wakebrdjay) **Join Date: Apr 2008** 09-09-2009, 11:48 AM

I think the "pancake" is worse than the "***** stinger".You know,when your jewels get "pancaked" between your thigh and the water.It's like someone kicked you square in the nuggets.

(stxr_racer) · (stxr_racer) **Join Date: Jun 2006** 09-09-2009, 1:43 PM

Smack the twins..ahahaha