We are putting together a list of excuses that are not acceptable on the boat. Here is the list so far. You guys have any more?
List of Useless Excuses
(If you are sucking badly and you use an excuse on this list, no pitty will be felt for you!)
• The water is too cold
• It is chop rauman out here
• Whiskey Wake
• This board doesn’t feel right
• My bindings were loose
• It was the driver's fault
• 5:30 is too early
• That’s not my rope
• That guy on the jet ski cut me off
• I can’t ride to that music
• My top might fall off
• You were going too fast
• My knee hurts
• I am too sore from riding yesterday
• The wake is too big
• The wedge was up
• F’in Tubers!!
• I would rather hang out with my girlfriend
• I was trying to impress the girls…..
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