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Old     (bzager)      Join Date: Apr 2009       07-31-2009, 4:10 PM Reply   
.....missed a buttery clear night last night to go out to dinner with the visiting grandparents, missed another sesh all day today cuz of rain and thunder, no new tricks this season, FML!
Old     (hayes)      Join Date: Aug 2007       07-31-2009, 9:50 PM Reply   
Haha...I love that website. Here is mine.

It has been raining for the last week and I have yet to ride my new board! FML!
Old     (bzager)      Join Date: Apr 2009       07-31-2009, 9:57 PM Reply   
nice.....i guess this is the official wakeworld fml rant thread....haha keep it going!
Old    wroneal            07-31-2009, 10:05 PM Reply   
I broke my 06 shane on a regular jump, but in return LF sent me a 09 shane... I hate it and haven't been able to land any of my new tricks on it FML!
Old     (liquidforce21i)      Join Date: May 2006       07-31-2009, 10:09 PM Reply   
I rode in my first comp the other weekend...was nervous as hell but managed to stick a heelside 180 to toeside roll to hs back to toeside roll to revert to tantrum to ts 180 indie....but bit it on the ollie 180 to get back to front of the judge booth....fml!
Old     (eviltweak)      Join Date: Jun 2008       07-31-2009, 10:28 PM Reply   
broke my toe a few weeks ago can not walk really well which means i cant ride and on top of that i re injured it today on top of that i haven't rode since June 10th or so fml.

(Message edited by eviltweak on July 31, 2009)
Old     (wakemitch)      Join Date: Jun 2005       07-31-2009, 10:30 PM Reply   
Carson, thats where you have been. i was wondering why i havent heard anything from you in a while. i hurt my foot too and cant ride
Old     (eviltweak)      Join Date: Jun 2008       07-31-2009, 10:33 PM Reply   
yah man i lost your number so i cant text you whats going on and i have been sooo busy over the summer on top of my dad working from 4am till 6-7pm so we have no time to take the boat out
Old     (homedawg678)      Join Date: Jan 2007       07-31-2009, 11:56 PM Reply   
I have been riding so much I am too sore to ride anymore. FML
Old     (lancesaville)      Join Date: May 2009       08-01-2009, 9:23 AM Reply   
....Bought my new boat in may and it rained EVERY DAY until mid-june.
Old     (wakeboardern1)      Join Date: Aug 2007       08-01-2009, 10:03 AM Reply   
My plan to ride every day of the summer was shot down by an old shoulder injury 4 weeks into the summer when I tried to go through with it. 5 days of riding, no lifting right arm for four days. FML.
Old     (lfrider139)      Join Date: May 2007       08-01-2009, 10:45 AM Reply   
First morning of sunshine in like 2 weeks, had to work at at 3...just in time for the afternoon storms to roll on in. FML.
Old     (zachcopp)      Join Date: Sep 2008       08-01-2009, 11:42 AM Reply   
My boss decides that "getting off at 5" is just a number. 5, 7, 8 whats the difference.. FML
Old     (bzager)      Join Date: Apr 2009       08-01-2009, 12:13 PM Reply   
Old     (stevo8290)      Join Date: Sep 2008       08-01-2009, 4:22 PM Reply   
so my birthday is tomorrow and i was planning on riding for the first time in three weeks....forcast says thunderstorms all weekend. FML
Old    wroneal            08-01-2009, 5:28 PM Reply   
haha jellyfish screw everything up
Old     (stevo8290)      Join Date: Sep 2008       08-02-2009, 9:23 AM Reply   
jk guys despite what the weather channel said the sky is clear! i would blog on here all day but sorry guys im going to the lake!
Old     (jasonpav)      Join Date: Dec 2008       08-02-2009, 12:13 PM Reply   
I can't take my boat out because there is not enough water to get it off the boat slip. I did not wakeboard the whole month of July...FML
Old     (thomas_arballo)      Join Date: Mar 2009       08-02-2009, 1:34 PM Reply   
I know Jas...It sux..

My boats broken lol...We get one thing repaired and then something else turns up...FML!!
Old     (all_board_rider)      Join Date: May 2009       08-02-2009, 4:04 PM Reply   
wanted to go to INT this weekend and compete for my first time, but the boss is going, hence i gotta hold down the shop...actually story of my life every weekend when there is a wake event going on. FML?
Old     (wakeslife)      Join Date: Jul 2005       08-02-2009, 4:56 PM Reply   
the other day my buddy drove his car right into the rudder of our MC on the trailer. BMW vs MC rudder - MC wins! FHL
Old     (aroed)      Join Date: Jan 2009       08-03-2009, 4:14 PM Reply   
Rode my new Watson once before the end of last season. Bought a new boat in December, tore my acl in January, get fitted for my brace and by the time it comes in in another week, there wont be enough water at my dock to get the boat out. Visited TSR yesterday but once again still couldnt ride. FML
Old     (knels707)      Join Date: Mar 2008       08-04-2009, 12:14 AM Reply   
i was towing our family boat with my new truck that i had for FOUR days and some idiot decides to turn in front of me and plow my truck. he drove off after all was said and done and i had to wait for the tow truck with everyone staring at me while they drove by. FML
Old     (knarbar)      Join Date: Nov 2006       08-04-2009, 12:45 AM Reply   
3 months ago I took a face plant on a ts5, hit my temple and went to the ER with the worse concussion Ive ever had. Docs think I did nerve damage and have been off the water for since May. My summer ended before it began and I still dont feel like myself...... FML!!
Old     (wakeboardertj)      Join Date: May 2005       08-04-2009, 1:11 AM Reply   
Went to EMT school first month of summer so i couldn't get a job and have no money for boat gas. FML
Old     (clayton191)      Join Date: Apr 2006       08-05-2009, 7:24 PM Reply   
i live in new jersey - FML.

My Boat is in KY - FML again.

I read wakeworld religiously and feel like i am best friends with shaun murray, Grant aka "g", and everyone who owns a malibu - yet ...

the most impressive trick in my arsenal is the occasional hs w2w. fml

My wife just told me she is pregnant - "STB" - sell the boat - FML.

I'm 29 and feeling old plus ive gained nearly 20 pounds - fml.

all of my friends want me to play "i'm on a boat" over and over again at the loudest level possible in the rock quarry - fml.

I got a smokin' deal on size 10 ronix ones - I found out that i wear a size 11 - fml.

my stereo compartment looks like a ratsnest - fml

that fml site is a mirror image of the "FAIL" tattooed on my forehead. I predict that things will all work out in the end though ... so please dont call 911.
Old     (xbones)      Join Date: Mar 2007       08-05-2009, 7:29 PM Reply   
I am 3 months post-op ACL reconstruction - FML

I win.
Old    thebiggmann            08-05-2009, 10:09 PM Reply   
Clayton takes the cake. Damn.
Old     (bzager)      Join Date: Apr 2009       08-05-2009, 10:44 PM Reply   
true that, i got nervous reading that, hang in there pal, ill help u fight to keep your wakesetter!
Old     (gene3x)      Join Date: Apr 2005       08-06-2009, 2:46 AM Reply   
I am almost 11 months post surgical ACL and have a weak ass leg that I am scared to ride heavily on. FML

My boat has maybe 5 hours on it this year due to ACL and "technical difficulties" FML

I lost my job and "need to cut back on my wakeboarding and gas expenses" to pay other things. FML

In addition to the Job loss I have like 4 of 5 of lifes other major stressors that won't allow me to get out on the boat very often. FML

I just turned 40 and hurt all the damn time! FML!
Old     (ronixrider456)      Join Date: Apr 2009       08-06-2009, 4:51 AM Reply   
i am not even a week post-op ACL reconstruction
Old     (dakid)      Join Date: Feb 2001       08-06-2009, 6:11 AM Reply   
i just read the "BEST STICKERS EVER" thread...FML!
Old     (clayton191)      Join Date: Apr 2006       08-06-2009, 7:12 AM Reply   
"I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one"
Old     (ironcross25)      Join Date: Jul 2006       08-06-2009, 7:42 AM Reply   
Im a browns fan...FML!
Old     (wkbrdrchad)      Join Date: Feb 2007       08-06-2009, 4:51 PM Reply   
Landed my first 5 then tore my ACL the next run... FML!
Old     (yorwakebordfrend)      Join Date: Aug 2006       08-06-2009, 10:12 PM Reply   
By Nick (ironcross25) on Thursday, August 06, 2009 - 6:42 am:
Im a browns fan...FML!

YESSSS!!! dawg pound baby i feel you!
Old     (mtownrydr)      Join Date: Apr 2008       08-06-2009, 11:51 PM Reply   
Just read this whole thread and didn't know what fml meant had to google-FML.
Old     (saceone)      Join Date: Jan 2009       08-07-2009, 5:04 AM Reply   
^^hahahaah FEvansL
Old     (infantryman2oo2)      Join Date: Jul 2008       08-07-2009, 8:44 AM Reply   
sorry guys but here is the best FML!!! almost guaranteed.

So I have a 2004 X-Star that i own not my parents and it sits in a garage on block. Why I'm sure your all wondering. well my beautiful *ss is sitting in Iraq right now. Yep no riding for the whole season because of being re-deployed to Iraq. so I never thought I'd have to pay to store my boat for a summer and make payments on it plus insurance to not use it at all. so i decided I'd trade the wake for bullets and IED's. yep FML!!!!
Old     (gene3x)      Join Date: Apr 2005       08-07-2009, 9:33 AM Reply   
You win.
Old     (showmedonttellme)      Join Date: Mar 2008       08-07-2009, 9:41 AM Reply   
William has terminated this thread with a decisive vitcory. Thank You for your Service!
Old     (eubanks01)      Join Date: Jun 2001       08-07-2009, 9:41 AM Reply   
Gene - Sorry to hear about your baby summer Bro! You need to come hang with us on WBC Thursdays at Lavon and get some riding in.
Old     (dizzlestoy)      Join Date: Aug 2006       08-07-2009, 9:49 AM Reply   
i broke my foot on fathers day right after 1 month of getting a new boat. Im out for the rest of the season with this stupid LIZ FRANC
Old     (dizzlestoy)      Join Date: Aug 2006       08-07-2009, 9:50 AM Reply   
lol did it seriously block out my "F M L"?
Old     (gene3x)      Join Date: Apr 2005       08-07-2009, 10:03 AM Reply   
I have been meaning to man, but something always seems to come up! Give me a call next time and harrass me.
Old     (ironcross25)      Join Date: Jul 2006       08-07-2009, 11:12 AM Reply   
good to see another browns fan on here. let me know if your ever in town for any games. Im usually at most all home games.
Old     (dizzlestoy)      Join Date: Aug 2006       08-07-2009, 1:17 PM Reply   
speaking of brown's... ill brb
Old     (wakereviews)      Join Date: Sep 2006       08-12-2009, 4:00 PM Reply   
i just got a chargeback in the mail from a customer who ordered over 500 bucks worth of accessories. We shipped them to him and he did a chargeback anyway. I even gave him a FedEx account number to ship the items back. Does that count for an FML?
Old    thebiggmann            08-12-2009, 11:15 PM Reply   
I get done with work for the summer the 19th, go to college the 28th. Took all that time off to ride, ordered another 750# sac, and was riding today when all of a sudden the wake just shrunk. Stopped and checked the wedge out, it looks like this...

Old     (clayton191)      Join Date: Apr 2006       08-13-2009, 3:59 PM Reply   
I just saw the wedge in the above photo, thought of my own boat, then vomited half-digested chipolte burritos on my new clean khaki pants. FML.
Old     (canucked)      Join Date: Jun 2007       08-13-2009, 4:17 PM Reply   
it's 57 degrees here
Old    thebiggmann            08-13-2009, 5:57 PM Reply   
Haha clayton, you have a similar experience?
Old    thebiggmann            08-15-2009, 9:23 PM Reply   
FML Continued: kinda got the wake a little more dialed in today, got booted during my second set today, came down and felt my knee pop outta place, couldnt even move it, got pulled into the boat, got the board off, sat in the hospital for three hours for them to tell me they don't really know what is wrong with it, but don't THINK i tore anything. Gotta wait to see a specialist on monday. Season is probly done. FML.
Old     (bzager)      Join Date: Apr 2009       08-16-2009, 5:22 PM Reply   
i f***ing HATE jellyfish!!!!!! i went out today perfect glass and i didnt even ride. Huge jellyfish, not even the ones with tentacles. I got one foot in my binding and freaked out. FMFinL!
Old     (lfrider92)      Join Date: Sep 2008       08-17-2009, 7:41 AM Reply   
school starts today, FML
Old     (bzager)      Join Date: Apr 2009       08-17-2009, 9:24 AM Reply   
damn thats early!
Old     (angelo_ski)      Join Date: Nov 2006       08-17-2009, 12:34 PM Reply   
That same thing happened to my wedge last week. I am talking to Malibu about replacing it. When it went the wake went with it. I have since removed it and am running more weight in the boat to compensate.


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