FRIENDS VS. LAKE FRIENDS...it makes more sense this way mark Body: FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk LAKE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs LAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. LAKE FRIENDS: Know some wild happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. LAKE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. LAKE FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. LAKE FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. LAKE FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. LAKE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. LAKE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. LAKE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. LAKE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. LAKE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. LAKE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. LAKE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". LAKE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk the person who talks you. LAKE FRIENDS: Will knock them the ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." LAKE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this LAKE FRIENDS: Will repost this
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