Weirdest thing you have ollied?

(rmdanie) · (rmdanie) **Join Date: Jun 2007** 05-08-2008, 7:46 AM

I was out last week and was heeling out in the flats. While admiring the butter I was on, I saw a snake on the surface of the water directly in front of me. My fear of snakes kicked in and I kicked up my biggest ollie yet over the snake.

I was just curious if anyone else has ollied a snake or other live obstacles.

Ryan

(wakesurf12) · (wakesurf12) **Join Date: Jun 2003** 05-08-2008, 7:50 AM

People

(wakebrdrnc) · (wakebrdrnc) **Join Date: Mar 2004** 05-08-2008, 7:56 AM

Kayaks with people in them.

(jjakober) · (jjakober) **Join Date: Apr 2002** 05-08-2008, 8:01 AM

A cow!

(sidekicknicholas)

a deer

(j_money) · (j_money) **Join Date: May 2006** 05-08-2008, 8:07 AM

snapping turtles, and an alchoholic...... Nick man how the H did you ollie a deer???

(andy_nintzel)

Street Sign.

www.wakepics.com/video/20673/booya-ollie

(denverd1)

slow ducks. more fun to spray tho. hitting a duck your trying to ollie is no fun. gets messy.

Jesse, was that all int he same ollie?

(glasgow) · (glasgow) **Join Date: Mar 2008** 05-08-2008, 8:18 AM

My Friends floating in the water, They are kinda weird.... hehe. Back of someone's boat i didn't know, they didn't like that.... Don't know why.. : )

(sidekicknicholas)

ine day we were out and it was just swimming... had to do a double take because it was just nuts..... turned around and boop, right over the critter.... didn't have any horns/antlers whatever they are

(waterdork88) · (waterdork88) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 05-08-2008, 8:21 AM

these are great. the friend talking in the video was killing me.

slalom bouys everytime i go out. and one time a dead 8 foot alligator. it was rotting on my neighbors beach for a couple of weeks. he wrapped a string around it and tied that to half a cinderblock. then he asked me if i could pull it to the middle of the lake and drop it. of course it floated. and it smelled so rank about 30 yards away :-)

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 05-08-2008, 8:25 AM

a DPC Films photographer

(dblockklsoldiers)

an OTTER, it was a mean sucker too.

(mxflyer281) · (mxflyer281) **Join Date: Oct 2007** 05-08-2008, 8:51 AM

Ducks

(marshk344) · (marshk344) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 05-08-2008, 9:38 AM

My friend ollied a massive goose once. He did it too soon and landed right on its head and neck. When it came up from under the water its neck was like stuck at a 45 degree angle. I felt bad for it lol...

(cavlxenvy) · (cavlxenvy) **Join Date: Aug 2007** 05-08-2008, 9:39 AM

a pit bull

(ethan31) · (ethan31) **Join Date: Jun 2007** 05-08-2008, 9:45 AM

A big fury beaver.
Chuncks of Ice.

mendo247 05-08-2008, 9:55 AM

Sweet, just what we need, wakeboarders harasing animals.

(mjmurphy53711)

Dead gator belly up.

(hart_keene) · (hart_keene) **Join Date: Feb 2008** 05-08-2008, 11:27 AM

Your mom....

(j_money) · (j_money) **Join Date: May 2006** 05-08-2008, 11:27 AM

Nacho, They were seperate ollies.

I forgot... tipped the paddle boat over one day and had a lil ollie jib session on that...

(airwaker) · (airwaker) **Join Date: Sep 2007** 05-08-2008, 11:33 AM

a kid in our crew ollied a raccoon and the coon was scratching for him while he was in the air.

(cavlxenvy) · (cavlxenvy) **Join Date: Aug 2007** 05-08-2008, 11:49 AM

To my defense, he was swimming in my path. Some guy was throwing a ball for him from the levy.

(steezyshots) · (steezyshots) **Join Date: Feb 2008** 05-08-2008, 1:52 PM

A paddle boat with kids in it

(toby_yeo) · (toby_yeo) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 05-08-2008, 2:43 PM

A swan
A surfboarder with 4 kids on it
A dock
A tree

motox_dad 05-08-2008, 2:48 PM

nothing

(srh00z) · (srh00z) **Join Date: Jun 2003** 05-08-2008, 3:21 PM

I have seen deer swimming across the river too, we weren't close enough to ollie them. Thought one was a dog at first. They actually swim pretty fast.

(retrow) · (retrow) **Join Date: Aug 2007** 05-08-2008, 3:25 PM

Lol, 2 things just today.

- A dead fish...

- A dead cat, which smelled really really awfull :/

(want2ridealot) · (want2ridealot) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 05-08-2008, 8:06 PM

tires and tree branches

(wakeboardertj) · (wakeboardertj) **Join Date: May 2005** 05-08-2008, 8:19 PM

just logs and 5 mph buoys, tail tapped the buoy and cracked the molded fin on my new cwb absolute

(misteve) · (misteve) **Join Date: Aug 2007** 05-08-2008, 8:34 PM

A partridge in a pear tree

(tl7) · (tl7) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 05-08-2008, 8:35 PM

(hawk7) · (hawk7) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 05-08-2008, 10:11 PM

Caution bouy
Slalom Bouy
Stick Logs Etc..
Deer at Shasta
My own rope
A Row Boat
Part of one of those rock peir things in the Sacramento river
Next year I'm gonna try to ollie over a jetty. [really skinny pier.]

(darty) · (darty) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 05-08-2008, 10:30 PM

mostly caution/idle bouys...but i ollied the insides of a bridge that's being built the other day...kinda weird to look down at all the metal rods coming out of the water as you jump over them (it was the metal "skeleton" of on of the bases to the bridge)

(rmdanie) · (rmdanie) **Join Date: Jun 2007** 05-09-2008, 11:00 AM

Wow, sounds like I am the only snake jumper so far. We see snakes on our lakes here in Arkansas all the time. We have to make a drive through our pulling areas to scan for snakes before we start. None of use want to be the one that floating around with a snake while the boat comes back to pick us up...

The deer ollies have amused me most. I would love to try that.

(wakeviolater) · (wakeviolater) **Join Date: Sep 2004** 05-09-2008, 11:15 AM

a police boat during the "bridge to bridge" event in downtown sac. There were cop boats all over, and they were stoping traffic for us. I thought "well, i might not get this opportunity again." so I cut out and jumped over their stern, and got really close to a cop in the boat. got them all wet. they were cool about it though...fist pumping and all.

I bet if it was any other situation they would pull out thier guns and shoot me.

(Message edited by wakeviolater on May 09, 2008)

(scottman) · (scottman) **Join Date: Sep 2002** 05-13-2008, 8:14 PM

Floating formica counter top that I passed when the Tn river was at flood stage.

Went back and rode it like a skate too...

(bird_dog0347) · (bird_dog0347) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 05-13-2008, 8:34 PM

I ollied a snake last year, I thought it was a stick floating and went to ollie it and when I got there it scared me pretty bad. I too had my biggest ollie that day, then made sure not to fall. :-)

(rnopr8) · (rnopr8) **Join Date: Apr 2005** 05-13-2008, 8:41 PM

Cadillac Escalade...this is Cooper

Upload

(socalwakepunk) · (socalwakepunk) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 05-13-2008, 9:50 PM

I did that same Escalade. Ollied a Toyota 4Runner earlier this year.

(rnopr8) · (rnopr8) **Join Date: Apr 2005** 05-13-2008, 10:21 PM

Jeff....That escalade got a lot of business last year!!

(andy_nintzel)

How in the Hell did that Escalade end up there?

(ccwhite) · (ccwhite) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 05-14-2008, 5:24 AM

After some massive flooding a deer and a posum carcass.

(rnopr8) · (rnopr8) **Join Date: Apr 2005** 05-14-2008, 7:34 AM

Andy..the hills have hombres!

Never did hear the story on it but probably stolen, drove it to the hills of the backwater and let it roll down the hill. It was there for a week or 2.

(socalwakepunk) · (socalwakepunk) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 05-14-2008, 7:52 AM

Hey Geri - If you get a chance, give me a call (emailed you my cell #). Thanks.

(nickbot) · (nickbot) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 05-14-2008, 8:16 AM

canoe with my friends in it...about 2:20 in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOvuCtDyeU

(andy_nintzel)

Crazy, just Crazy.

Thanks for the update SoCal MOB

(nvboarder) · (nvboarder) **Join Date: Nov 2005** 05-14-2008, 8:38 AM

a jetski, not me however.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLbxkNcLEbU

(rico80) · (rico80) **Join Date: Aug 2002** 05-14-2008, 9:03 AM

My sister in a kayack. Came around to make a second pass and before I could some "heros" in a fishing boat cut in front of me to "save" her. Thought I was just tormenting some poor little girl. I get a lot of puzzled looks from them. Why is he starting on top of that boat house? Why is he strapped into a wakeboard, standing on a skateboard, on top of two picnic tables, on a dock? Guess they just don't get it.

(hawk7) · (hawk7) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 05-14-2008, 9:27 AM

Forgot, Porche in the sacramento river near verona. same story as the escalade, stolen, swerved off the road, in the river, no one was in it though...