pwned on WW

(roomservice) · (roomservice) **Join Date: Dec 2006** 07-09-2009, 11:45 AM

looking at the "deep sea power lights" guy thread, and the current ownage he is experiencing makes me wonder...who has gotten owned the worst on WW?

Who wins the flying fickle finger of fate?

(polarbill) · (polarbill) **Join Date: Jun 2003** 07-09-2009, 11:47 AM

I think Dan Dulong or whatever his name got owned pretty bad on multiple threads.

(wake1823) · (wake1823) **Join Date: Dec 2005** 07-09-2009, 11:48 AM

Ken from Bullet lines gets my vote.

pdxWAKE.com 07-09-2009, 11:56 AM

Remember RyanXstar or whatever his name was back about 4 years ago???? That was good reading!

(denverd1)

RyanXstar was damn funny.
Seasick Audio guys were funny but shortlived.

Any gymnasts?

(rio_sanger) · (rio_sanger) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 07-09-2009, 12:13 PM

^^Ryan X-star was a classic!

Another was the Chaparral salesman pretending to be interested in buying a boat he sells

And of course, everyones favorite poster, Andy "bareftskier"

(chpthril) · (chpthril) **Join Date: Oct 2007** 07-09-2009, 12:16 PM

Ok, 2 of these, as well as the DSPL thread are recent, but how 'bout brief summary on the others for those that missed it. They sound like they could be funny!

(trace) · (trace) **Join Date: Feb 2002** 07-09-2009, 12:23 PM

Link to DSPL thread please?

(chpthril) · (chpthril) **Join Date: Oct 2007** 07-09-2009, 12:28 PM

^^^ I think it has now disappeared!

(ryanbush11) · (ryanbush11) **Join Date: May 2003** 07-09-2009, 12:29 PM

the only thing about RyanXstar he is had access to more money than you and i will ever dream about.. that kids parents are loaded

(zo1) · (zo1) **Join Date: Aug 2002** 07-09-2009, 12:46 PM

Nacho hit it on the head....

I AM A LEVEL 10 GYMNAST!

(zo1) · (zo1) **Join Date: Aug 2002** 07-09-2009, 12:51 PM

Oh and there is no way to provide a brief description of the level 10 gymnast or Ryan XStar...

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 07-09-2009, 1:01 PM

Was Ryanxstar the dude that had the barbed wire and spidered gel coat? I joined right as that was ending and caught a little of that? Can anyone find the thread? Current I'd have to give it to DD homeboy kept coming back for more and more and more.

(loudontn) · (loudontn) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 07-09-2009, 1:14 PM

He had some gawd-awful ugly X-Star with every humanly possible option. If i'm not mistaken he was just a kid...an ignorant kid.

(wakeworld) · (wakeworld) **Join Date: Jan 1997** 07-09-2009, 1:16 PM

"Holy Tige whore. Nice muffin top!"

That could be the funniest thing I ever read on WakeWorld. Someone has to have saved the pic!

(zo1) · (zo1) **Join Date: Aug 2002** 07-09-2009, 1:17 PM

He had some gawd-awful ugly X-Star with every humanly possible option. If i'm not mistaken he was just a kid...an ignorant kid.

Yea, he was like 15 and BASHING MC left and right.

(loudontn) · (loudontn) **Join Date: Feb 2005** 07-09-2009, 1:17 PM

David,

You have to be referring to the dude with the tat. Please say someone has this pic?!

(brucemac) · (brucemac) **Join Date: Dec 2005** 07-09-2009, 1:20 PM

lol the tige tat was classic!!!

(rio_sanger) · (rio_sanger) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 07-09-2009, 1:21 PM

Ryan came on first post with how "his" (actually his dads) new X- Star sucked. ...It just went south from there.

Yes, DD should get the flying fickle finger award. The way he kept coming back for more, just digging himself deeper and deeper with every post.
...Gotta hand it to the guy though, he's still posting. I would have been long gone, or at least changed my stage name.

mendo247 07-09-2009, 1:22 PM

LMAO Tige tat was pretty damn good lol

(brucemac) · (brucemac) **Join Date: Dec 2005** 07-09-2009, 1:23 PM

i don't have an account, but they're here:
http://www.tigeowners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7545

(brucemac) · (brucemac) **Join Date: Dec 2005** 07-09-2009, 1:24 PM

TIGE 4 LIFE :guitar:

(dudeman) · (dudeman) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 07-09-2009, 1:25 PM

Here's the link to the dude with the tramp stamp.

http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/614737.html#POST1230402

(rugdr) · (rugdr) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 07-09-2009, 1:51 PM

How about the guy that wanted to name his Malibu VLX Wakesetter, the grey and black one. That was one of the funniest things ever on this board, but it had a special meaning to me. You see, I had tried to buy the same boat that he just had, but the dealership that I was working with sold it out from under me, because they wanted me to buy a new boat from them instead of a used Malibu, they sold Nautique. So needless to say that when he wanted to name his boat, and people flamed him for it, hilarity followed. Can anyone else remember some of the names. All I can remember is Sausage Setter, Sausage Boat, and MaliBlew. If I recall, the picture he posted to name it by had about 8 guys in his boat. It was epic!

(brett564) · (brett564) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 07-09-2009, 2:06 PM

Great thread to start! Good times.

(dabell) · (dabell) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 07-09-2009, 2:07 PM

Rugdr,

this person?

He wanted to name his boat Domestic Violence

http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/629663.html

He was the one that purchased Tim White's RZ4 and there was another thread started about him powerturning down near Largo, FL

(ttrigo) · (ttrigo) **Join Date: Dec 2004** 07-09-2009, 2:15 PM

Ryan xstar was classic. especially considering he thought his boat was "one of a kind". and then he bitched and moaned about it later on. but then again, I have never had my photo in Alliance or Wakeboarding mag, so I guess I can't really talk.

Level 10 gymnast was one of the most classic threads ever. was it her, was it her mom posting? I don't think anyone will ever know. Chauntey or something was her name. she was pretty hot though. can I say that about her yet?

(denverd1)

Grape Smuggler is the only one I can come up with. He wanted to name it the Battleship or something equal in doucheyness. Or doucheocity. take your pick.

I posted up "Oblation" but nobody got it. When you neuter a dog, sometimes there's a bit of leftover nutsac that just flops around between the dogs legs. Oblation is the floppy nutless sac and I thought it was a perfect fit for the dude's boat. After all, nobody on the boat looked like they really had a pair.

(fatsac) · (fatsac) **Join Date: Jun 2004** 07-09-2009, 2:34 PM

Nacho - I'm lmao right now. My roommate's dog is a boxer with what is (as I now know) called major Oblation.
And here I just thought it was a pouch for his chewing tobacco!
Ryan X-star was back before I had my boat or even rode that much. Reading the thread was a lesson in how fast you can F yourself on the internet. Poor arrogant kid never saw it coming!

(pierce_bronkite)

Didnt that kids Xstar end up having spider cracks in the bow of the boat?

(rbeckei) · (rbeckei) **Join Date: May 2007** 07-09-2009, 2:48 PM

Does someone have the link to Ryan X-star

(roomservice) · (roomservice) **Join Date: Dec 2006** 07-09-2009, 2:49 PM

I still think it's pretty hard to top the Chap sales guy. Looks like he has slinked off into the emptyness of Oblationville, never to show his IP on here since.

(dabell) · (dabell) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 07-09-2009, 2:55 PM

What about the Chap guy trying to tell us that wakesurfing behind an i/o was acceptable and safe.

(denverd1)

I don't think Oblation thread got deleted. Bell, that's not it. Somebody find that thing, it's great!

(bill_airjunky) · (bill_airjunky) **Join Date: Apr 2002** 07-09-2009, 2:57 PM

The clown with the tramp stamp was the best. Does anyone know him? Do they ever let him live it down??

(bbeach) · (bbeach) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 07-09-2009, 2:58 PM

RyanXstar hands down. That kid was rue-age!

(denverd1)

YES!!!

http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/474548.html

(denverd1)

maliboner!!

(froese) · (froese) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 07-09-2009, 3:10 PM

wow - that just got me 10 minutes closer to leaving the office!!!

(ttrigo) · (ttrigo) **Join Date: Dec 2004** 07-09-2009, 3:15 PM

"I still think it's pretty hard to top the Chap sales guy. Looks like he has slinked off into the emptyness of Oblationville, never to show his IP on here since."

I am friends with the guys boss. he was being ripped at work pretty regularly after that. I need to find out if he even still works there.

(bbeach) · (bbeach) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 07-09-2009, 3:15 PM

OK I take it back the SausageSetter busted me up laughing! My vote needs to go there.

(roomservice) · (roomservice) **Join Date: Dec 2006** 07-09-2009, 3:15 PM

Wow, there's more than I thought, maybe we should assign categories like: consistant pwnage, sucker punched, nice try a-hole, it's all about me, stalkers, my boat rocks and your's sux, etc

(john211) · (john211) **Join Date: Aug 2008** 07-09-2009, 3:26 PM

Too too funny. Bocephus was in there ... and not scratching sores only the way that Bocephus could.

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 07-09-2009, 3:43 PM

I got this tatoo and all I got was pwoned on WW!!! n00b? Douche b? You call...I vote both!

Upload

Oh and ps they sell board shorts in the mens section you don't have to buy boys smalls.

To add insult to injury dudes girlfriend/wife had a skanky ass Fox tat up her side.

(smuurph84) · (smuurph84) **Join Date: Oct 2008** 07-09-2009, 3:59 PM

I love this website! DD gets my vote everything that guy posted he got bashed for does anybody know what the other guy named his boat? SausageSetter might be the funniest name ever!

(chpthril) · (chpthril) **Join Date: Oct 2007** 07-09-2009, 4:19 PM

The Domestic Violence" dude takes the cake, he got owned on atleast 2 forums, and then blamed it on his son!

(tcaz) · (tcaz) **Join Date: Aug 2008** 07-09-2009, 4:28 PM

I haven't been on the site but about a year. From what I've seen DD has taken the most crap since then!

Let's see some more good threads. The "help me name my boat" thread had me laughin' out loud.

(dabell) · (dabell) **Join Date: Apr 2007** 07-09-2009, 5:22 PM

You know TigeMike that HeyGreg is going to PM us now

(newty) · (newty) **Join Date: May 2005** 07-09-2009, 6:08 PM

Bocephus!!

D-Bag + 1

(chpthril) · (chpthril) **Join Date: Oct 2007** 07-09-2009, 6:51 PM

He can bring it on!!!!

(slipknot) · (slipknot) **Join Date: Aug 2001** 07-09-2009, 7:08 PM

newty what ever happened to that bocephus clown? I agree with you, had like 3 different login names.

(882001) · (882001) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 07-09-2009, 7:51 PM

that tramp stamp tige tat still makes me laugh and gets my vote. haha.

(lowend) · (lowend) **Join Date: Jan 2009** 07-09-2009, 8:22 PM

Dan Dulong.
I miss that guy.

(newty) · (newty) **Join Date: May 2005** 07-09-2009, 8:43 PM

Slipknot I'm not sure. He got his ass chewed for his b.s and hating on an MB thread a while back. I haven't heard from him since. Its kind of a trend with him. I'm surprised we haven't heard from him in a while.
Dulong was a piece of work too.

(wakeslife) · (wakeslife) **Join Date: Jul 2005** 07-09-2009, 8:48 PM

Andy bareftskier always seemed to chime in on every thread relating it to footing and how barefooting was so much harder/ more fun

(wakeitnofakeit)

I am on this site every day that I can. It is the summer so I do go to the lake at times. I am busy promoting and giving demo rides. I realized that their are many on here that just love to hate, so why bother with them. I usually can be found on find a third/be a third. I love taking people out on the boat. I have 80hrs on my 09. I stand behind my boat 100%. I would only ask that if anyone considering a new boat take a ride on a Wakecraft. Then come on here and tell everyone what you thought.
Glad I could bring some fun and enjoyment to some,have a fun, safe, enjoyable season.
Dan Dulong (Wakecraft Dealer, and proud owner of one)

(ralph) · (ralph) **Join Date: Apr 2002** 07-10-2009, 1:17 AM

Not that is counts for anything Dan but I think your a cool guy. Keep up the effort!

(rugdr) · (rugdr) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 07-10-2009, 5:17 AM

NACHO THAT IS IT!!!! You have officially made my day! That has got to be one of the funniest threads since I have been on here and like I said, it had a personal meaning to me. Name a wakeboat HAHAHA!!

(ironcross25) · (ironcross25) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 07-10-2009, 6:18 AM

Im still laughing at the sausagesetter with David hasselhof photoshopped in the boat

(roomservice) · (roomservice) **Join Date: Dec 2006** 07-10-2009, 6:25 AM

I gotta admit, Ryan "name my boat" has to win the sucker punched award...

especially since he was a good sport about it.

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 07-10-2009, 6:28 AM

(rugdr) · (rugdr) **Join Date: Feb 2007** 07-10-2009, 6:32 AM

Yep the Hof takes the cake! But he did take it well, but it's proven, Karma can and will bite you in the butt and he is the prime example.

(jimr) · (jimr) **Join Date: Sep 2001** 07-10-2009, 9:21 AM

All funny stuff, but as far as pwnage goes I have to agree with Sam. Not that I think it was a major transgression, it's just that Ken unequivocally, indisputably and undeniably got caught red-handed in the gel coat repair thread. LOL

(themxercr85) · (themxercr85) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 07-13-2009, 9:40 PM

what about mine?

(westsiderippa)

^^^^yours was pretty good dude, but you learned from it!!!
ryans xstar thread was way better though.

(themxercr85) · (themxercr85) **Join Date: Jul 2007** 07-14-2009, 12:53 AM

yeah so it seems haha. Is he still around?

(etakk7) · (etakk7) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 07-14-2009, 7:54 AM

I've heard it before - but there needs to be some kind of awards each year for threads. Could have different categories - most pwnage, most informative, etc. Then the awards page could be always available (with all the nominees) and links to those threads.

(johnny_jr) · (johnny_jr) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 07-14-2009, 8:28 AM

I started cruising WW right about the start of Ryan Xstar. That thread will always be my favorite.
wawawa I want to cry about my $100K boat, it sucks wawawa MC should replace it wawawa I'm not a spoiled kid.....

CLASSIC

(john211) · (john211) **Join Date: Aug 2008** 07-14-2009, 11:58 AM

I was curious. Wish I hadn't wasted my time.

http://web.archive.org/web/20050424024517/http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/3183/217009.html?1112730185

http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/530023.html

(johnny_jr) · (johnny_jr) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 07-14-2009, 12:21 PM

john211, the Ryan thread you found what not the best of them all, there is another that he rants about his spider cracks in his gel coat. That thread rulls!

(john211) · (john211) **Join Date: Aug 2008** 07-14-2009, 1:34 PM

Is it this? Ryan may have lit the match but he certainly didn't fan the flame. Evidently his previous posts (which I'm done with searching for) had already excited all the venom.

http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/messages/65921/288590.html

(noti_dad) · (noti_dad) **Join Date: Jul 2003** 07-15-2009, 12:51 PM

Level 10 Gymnast will always be remembered. Search for it on WW and you'll find it used over and over. My vote goes to Chauntel. Check the link. Same chick differant hair color, look like she gave up the Wakeboarding thing. Maybe it was too hard for a level 10 gymnast.

https://secure.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=277905&view_all=1