What did you name your boat?

(extremeisaac) · (extremeisaac) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-06-2005, 4:13 PM

I cant think of a cool name for my boat.

The only one I can think of is

Bake 'n Wake

zboomer 09-06-2005, 5:03 PM

Bad Kharma to name a wakeboard boat...

(amazongb) · (amazongb) **Join Date: Jul 2005** 09-06-2005, 5:05 PM

I use nicknames.. I never officially name the boat. I called my yellow boat "yellow fever" and now I call my red boat "cherry fever".

(extremeisaac) · (extremeisaac) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-06-2005, 7:04 PM

why is it bad karma to name a wakeboard boat, I thought it was bad luck not to name your boat?

(jeff359) · (jeff359) **Join Date: Jun 2005** 09-06-2005, 7:23 PM

I always thought it was kinda strange to name a ski boat. I have seen it. I don't know anyone that has, and have atleast a dozen friends with wake or ski boats, no names. But to each his own. One's that I've seen to many times-

1) Wake N'Bake, or any variation of such. Burned or "baked" out. Sorry, I've seen it to often. OFF TOPIC0 - Anyone remember the Elite V out on the delta with that on the sides? Always thought that think rolled huge for the time.
2) Slippery when wet - again burned out, long before most of us where born
3) Brew"ski", uhhh ok.
sure there is plenty more. Just avoid it, unless you can come up with something really clever

(madchild1) · (madchild1) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 09-06-2005, 7:46 PM

my friends cal-air pro-v is named "Sweet's Dream" because it is the big boat she was finally able to buy.

another friend named his "Wet Trash".

i saw an awesome one on a 24foot fast cat party barge, it was named "Ship Faced".

(Message edited by madchild1 on September 06, 2005)

chris_hargis 09-06-2005, 8:26 PM

I call my Moomba "Ms D Meaner", but also thought about "Wake Me Up"

(monstertower) · (monstertower) **Join Date: Mar 2003** 09-06-2005, 9:03 PM

"Cirrhosis of the River"

Here is the top 10 names for boat over the last 10 years - http://www.boatus.net/boatgraphic/names/top10.asp

For last year:

2004
Aquaholic
Island Time
Hakuna Matata
Happy Hours
Fish Tales
Liberty
Seas the Day
Freedom
Ohana
Summer Wind

(madchild1) · (madchild1) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 09-06-2005, 9:43 PM

another goodie is "The Office"

"honey, where are you?"
"just at the office catching up on some stuff..."

(amazongb) · (amazongb) **Join Date: Jul 2005** 09-07-2005, 6:41 AM

I've seen bars called "The Office" as well. Funny.

jchamlee 09-07-2005, 8:24 AM

"The Other Woman"

(mike_t) · (mike_t) **Join Date: Aug 2004** 09-07-2005, 9:20 AM

On a couple of fishing boats...

"Flying Seamen"

"Against Her Wishes"

zboomer 09-07-2005, 9:31 AM

Best fishing boat name I've ever seen was "Master Baiter"

(tings00) · (tings00) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-07-2005, 9:43 AM

take kid rocks advice and name it:
Chillin-da-Most

(talltigeguy) · (talltigeguy) **Join Date: Sep 2003** 09-07-2005, 9:45 AM

"Raisin' Cain" Since my last name is Cain.

Doctor's Medicine
My Prozac

(ladythump) · (ladythump) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 09-07-2005, 9:49 AM

Knot the Last One

(ladythump) · (ladythump) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 09-07-2005, 9:50 AM

Viaqua

(wakescene) · (wakescene) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 09-07-2005, 11:03 AM

Got 36ft Grady White a few houses down from me named..."Gov't Issue III"
I have seen I & II in previous years...but they were both smaller, how's that for irony!

(bigpapaf1f) · (bigpapaf1f) **Join Date: May 2005** 09-07-2005, 11:06 AM

My Initials are B.E.G., and my houseboat is not that big. So the name of my HB is "BEG N 4 MORE".

(kikitlo) · (kikitlo) **Join Date: Jul 2005** 09-07-2005, 11:18 AM

Childish Behavior

(summerobsession)

I named my last three boats.
28' Eliminator was "Summer Obsession"
35 Cigarette Playboy Edition was "Hare Raizin'"
29' DCB cat was "Phat Cat"

My son unofficially named our Tige` 24V: "Eye of the Tige`". I should let him name tham all, it's the best yet!

(summerobsession)

I guess It's worth mentioning that I named the last three boats because they were documented with the Coast Guard and therefore require no state registration.
The minimun length for registration, however, is 27 feet, so naming a boat less than that length is just for fun.

(rektek) · (rektek) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-07-2005, 12:02 PM

I named ours "the pink taco" wife is still upset ! go figure

(bigpapaf1f) · (bigpapaf1f) **Join Date: May 2005** 09-07-2005, 12:18 PM

"Wet Dreams" is a good one too

byerly137pro 09-07-2005, 12:52 PM

I saw a boat witht the name "Older Budweiser" in the bowtie shaped logo that Budweiser uses.

(ladythump) · (ladythump) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 09-07-2005, 1:08 PM

KNOTTA
LOTTA
YACHTA

(supra) · (supra) **Join Date: Aug 2002** 09-07-2005, 1:56 PM

N THE BLACK.... OR KNOT N THE RED

(wakeme884) · (wakeme884) **Join Date: Jul 2004** 09-07-2005, 2:01 PM

$$$ PIT

(redv215) · (redv215) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 09-07-2005, 2:02 PM

Have NO kids and we are not having any. SO we named ours "Only Child"

(dbjts) · (dbjts) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 09-07-2005, 3:44 PM

Drag Queen

(hsmunoz) · (hsmunoz) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 09-07-2005, 5:10 PM

I was always partial to
"Beaver Retriever"

but the ol' wifie , nixxed the idea.

(xpjim1) · (xpjim1) **Join Date: Apr 2005** 09-07-2005, 5:47 PM

was going to name my old tige
"TIGE WOOD"

(cdm) · (cdm) **Join Date: Aug 2003** 09-07-2005, 6:07 PM

Here are the names of my boats over the yrs..

89' MC ProStar 190 - Old Master C
00' MC X-Star - Grand Master X
03' MC X-Star - Small Craft Advisory

(gherk) · (gherk) **Join Date: Aug 2001** 09-07-2005, 11:50 PM

Pay-Per-View

(summerobsession)

I've seen a few on tow boats:

"Draggin A*s"
"Tip Tow"
"My Big Tow"
"Yankin it"-not my fav, but hey, it's their boat.
"A*s Wagon"
"Aerial Ass.ault"

That's all i can remember at the moment.

(dbjts) · (dbjts) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 09-08-2005, 11:32 AM

Ship for Brains

(drifter1136) · (drifter1136) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 09-08-2005, 5:19 PM

ain't no shoobie

(ralph) · (ralph) **Join Date: Apr 2002** 09-08-2005, 7:51 PM

Lake tractor

lunker 09-08-2005, 8:02 PM

I'm thinking of nameing our new barge "Help Pay For Gas"

(texasbear08) · (texasbear08) **Join Date: Jan 2005** 09-08-2005, 8:24 PM

named my SANTE: SUPER FLY

(travis_m) · (travis_m) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-09-2005, 10:30 PM

J. Fairleigh ,
i wanted to name my 22i "Eye of the tige"
lol.

(kcsideways) · (kcsideways) **Join Date: Jun 2004** 09-13-2005, 3:21 PM

My son, who will be 9 years old the end of this month, has coined a nickname for our boats...

1976 MasterCraft "Star"
1988 MC ProStar190 "Moonlight"
1997 MC PS205 "FireBolt"

(john30) · (john30) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 09-13-2005, 5:35 PM

S.S.POON

(coorslight) · (coorslight) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 09-13-2005, 6:55 PM

Cracks me up every time -

(monstertower) · (monstertower) **Join Date: Mar 2003** 09-13-2005, 7:32 PM

Just found an old pic and my Dad always named his boats "Bierwaggon", and our last name is Bierbower.

I saw a nice BU named "Makin Waves"

(kraig) · (kraig) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 09-13-2005, 8:01 PM

I have a black 2004 Moomba XLV. It's one color on the side, black. Anyone who knows how big this boat is knows that that is alot of black! I named it "Tsunami" for the size of wake it puts out. It's full name is "Tsunami, The Black Pearl" However, some on the lake we boat on call it "Orka" the whale. It's white on the bottom and black on the sides.

(socalwakepunk) · (socalwakepunk) **Join Date: Dec 2002** 09-13-2005, 8:44 PM

If you name your boat, can you claim it as a dependant?

(summerobsession)

HAHAHAHA, if that were true, I would have SEVERAL dependants!!!!

If your boat has a potty, fridge, heat/air, and a few other things you can claim as a second home!!

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 09-14-2005, 7:02 AM

A couple that I have seen...
On an older Nautique: Ski Antique
On a fishing boat: Morning Wood
On another fishing boat: Pappa Woody

And this one...

(mimafour) · (mimafour) **Join Date: Dec 2004** 09-14-2005, 8:30 PM

(extremeisaac) · (extremeisaac) **Join Date: Aug 2005** 09-15-2005, 12:29 AM

I figured out what Im naming her.

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