Turn any pair of board shorts into crown jewels

(rake) · (rake) **Join Date: Jun 2003** 05-09-2006, 10:47 AM

Yeah the sun is coming out finally but the water still has a bite to it in the morning. Go surf sportswear has really nice quality 2mm neoprene shorts in 2 lengths to take the "chill" off the boys when you slip in. Boxer length work good if you wear a knee brace or knee length for the extra warmth. The nice thing about these is the lack of elastic in the leg & waist opening (tie string waist) so no constriction on your thigh or "retention" when warming up the water.

29.00 bucks shipped. Half the cost of a pair of crown jewels, just wear 'em under your favorite board shorts, add a heater top and you’re good to go. The corresponding waist size to short size and a few pics are below. I am in no way affiliated with the shop just found them to be a good deal & quality product and thought I would pass it along.

http://www.gosurfsportswear.com/store/index.html

X-Small works for waist sizes 20-22
Small works for waist sizes 24-26
Medium works for waist sizes 28-30
Large works for waist sizes 32-34
X-Large works for waist sizes 36-40

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(Message edited by Rake on May 09, 2006)

(stephan) · (stephan) **Join Date: Nov 2002** 05-09-2006, 10:52 AM

You forgot to mention the fact that you will look like a gay wearing them.

(innov8) · (innov8) **Join Date: May 2005** 05-09-2006, 10:55 AM

HAHAHA You kill me Stephan.

But you are correct.

(jhgsupra) · (jhgsupra) **Join Date: Mar 2006** 05-09-2006, 11:37 AM

Big Heavy,

thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

(shawnyknoxville)

I'd say if you wear these there won't be anything left of your jewels, you'll suffocate them, these shorts will strangle your party boys

(nickdakoolkat)

You say "wear these under your favorite shorts" this means $29.00 for those undershorts + $30 minimum for a nice pair of boardshorts= $60.00 total, the price of a pair of crown jewels. So really you save no money at all.

(bbeach) · (bbeach) **Join Date: Jul 2002** 05-09-2006, 12:55 PM

nick -
Although buying one pair of these would in fact turn all your boardshorts into a pair of crown jewels for $30...

buckettim 05-09-2006, 3:58 PM

HEY LET JUST PROTECT THE CROWN JEWELS!!!! A VERY VALUABLE LESSON I LEARNED SUNDAY....

(thane_dogg) · (thane_dogg) **Join Date: Jun 2002** 05-09-2006, 4:37 PM

Gordon - YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS!!

swass 05-09-2006, 4:43 PM

Those are sexy. If I buy a dozen do I get a free rainbow sticker?

(bill) · (bill) **Join Date: Feb 2001** 05-09-2006, 5:08 PM

i bought some crown jewel board shorts that were lweftovers from last year for 24.99 hmm thats savings and cool boardshorts to boot.. :-)

i got to admit i hate Ballslaps and wore bikshorts underneath before that

(colorider) · (colorider) **Join Date: Jun 2001** 05-09-2006, 8:47 PM

Those are rank! Anyone wearing those should be rediculed to the point of wanting to drown themselves

(ak4life) · (ak4life) **Join Date: Nov 2003** 05-12-2006, 10:47 PM

Great idea AND a great price! No tax/shipping anywhere in the US. Brilliant. I just ordered a couple.. Thanks, Gordon!

xray_eye 05-13-2006, 12:35 AM

can I get them with lime green or hot pink racing stripes down the side. Ha

(anodyne) · (anodyne) **Join Date: Feb 2006** 05-13-2006, 12:45 AM

Matt,

yes you can.