Twenty Differences between wakeboaeding and Sex #20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still wakeboard. #19 - You do not have to get wet before wakeboarding. #18 - You don't have to hide your wakeboarding magazines. #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to wakeboard with you once in a while #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything againstwakeboarding #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. #14 - Your wakeboarding partner doesn't get upset about people you wakeboarded with long ago. #13 - It's perfectly respectable to wakeboard with a total stranger. #12 - When you see a really good wakeboarding person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you wakeboarding together. #11 - If your regular wakeboarding partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you wakeboard with someone else. #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you wakeboard by yourself. #9 - When dealing with a wakeboarding pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy wakeboarding stuff. #7 - You can have a wakeboarding calendar on your wall at the office, tell wakeboarding jokes, and invite coworkers to wakeboard with you without getting sued for wakeboarding harassmen. #6 - There are no wakeboarding -transmitted diseases. #5 - If you want to watch wakeboarding on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. #4 - Nobody expects you to wakeboarding with the same partner for the rest of your life. #3 - Nobody expects you to give up wakeboarding if your partner loses interest in it. #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. #1 - Your wakeboarding partners will never say, "Not again? We just wakeboarded last week! Is wakeboarding all you ever think about?!
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