Took this over a month ago, just had it developed:
The jetski was all over the place for hours, being stupid. They got a good talking to for about 45 minutes and then were towed to shore (I think to their cottage).
One of my neighbours has a saying "If you're not wakeboarding... Get the (insert 4 letter word here) off the lake" This aptly applies to Walley's and morons.