does anyone make this boat?

I know all you hardcore boarders will laugh at this. I want a boat with these options:

22-24' long
a hull that doesnt pound through the chop
big block with large gas tank
I/O drive so I can minimize poss. damage expenses on the river and reach 60+mph
auto ballast tanks
titan tower
fit and finish of an upper end wakeboard boat such as x-30 or lsv including guages (pefect pass) and upholstery
a decent swim step

I know centurion makes the tsunami, but that mutha is way too big!

Ive been lookin at the supra ssv, malibu vlx,lsv mastercraft x-30
correct me if im wrong but all these will top out at 40-50 mph and ride rough in choppy water. And if I happen to hit rocks on the river(never have yet) I'd be lookin at some serious repair$$$$